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BlackJack1776 5 points ago +7 / -2

No Commies allowed on the Trump train.

Disavow. Then you can grab a brick and get your coat.

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TrumpTrainBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 359,529,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.667 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TrumpBrickBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 167875 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.6449758614021393805668000% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1845.96087042120192495789500 MILES WIDE and 491.965077335299698736183875 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!