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RonPaulWasRight 62 points ago +62 / -0

IT'S MA'AM

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husker91 9 points ago +9 / -0

MACHO MA'AM

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VictorReee 49 points ago +49 / -0

I like that this quote is supposedly from Ghengis Khan, history's biggest non-cuck.

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Acala 40 points ago +40 / -0

His grandson carried on his savagery and ended the golden age of Islam by sacking Baghdad in 1258. He tore a lot of shit up but that singular feat may have actually set humanity forward by stemming the crescent tide to some extent.

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Razeontherock 29 points ago +29 / -0

We need somebody to make Istanbul Constantinople again.

Deus vult!

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rootGoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

How did that work out for him?

Feel'n HOT HOT HOT?

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Acala 2 points ago +2 / -0

No one's perfect.

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christianknight 19 points ago +19 / -0

His genes and language literally spans the entire middle east. Not advocating pillaging though.

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AlohaChris 18 points ago +18 / -0

8% of men in Asia (a region stretching from Eastern China to Uzbekistan) are direct genetic descendants of Ghengis Khan. That’s around 16 million men. 0.5% of the worlds population.

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TheDonaldVET1 16 points ago +16 / -0

Haha never thought of him like that.....you're right...he is the Anti-Cuck lol

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Yucky 12 points ago +12 / -0

;)

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AlohaChris 2 points ago +2 / -0

How exactly does one go about collecting money from a nuclear armed superpower with the largest economy in the world who could end you without so much as breaking a sweat?

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Fizbin7 3 points ago +4 / -1

First, seize what they claim you owe them as an offset.

Second, tax all their trade, with the tariff proceeds into escrow for legal damages.

Third, organize the entire world to refuse their currency and of course their debts and to accept only real commodities or external foreign exchange.

Fourth, extend trade restrictions to anyone who trades with them without conforming to the plan. Cut their own damaged people in on the action in return, if they do.

Easy peasy. Everyone on earth hates these motherfuckers.

Oh, I though you meant Chy-na...

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Fairshakeplz 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lol the debt is going to be our downfall? Not the greed of the ruling class or hundreds of millions of immigrants and refugees that have no loyalty to this country?

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xiao_maga_part2 115 points ago +115 / -0

Holy shit that's a real Bezos Post headline. Do they not realize it only makes Mitch look badass and not whatever intention the writer had?

Edit: archived link: http://archive.is/EYeM8

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jaubrey 67 points ago +67 / -0

No, they have no idea. In their teenage mind, this headline highlights the tragedy of it all. It serves as a call to arms for all forward-thinking, good-hearted people to rise up and tear down the evil that is anything right of commie Sanders. Hillary will be restored to the throne, abortions will be celebrated far and wide and everything will be free. People's genders will change from one moment to the next, a true paradise on earth.

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xiao_maga_part2 42 points ago +42 / -0

Well said, their slogan is "Democracy Dies in Darkness". Those cucks didn't do any journalism for 8 years while Obama was in office. Now they want us to take them seriously? Those cucks can go sit on a tack.

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someoldcoderguy 29 points ago +29 / -0

Well, I would tend to agree with their slogan. The problem is, they don't seem to understand that THEY are the darkness. When you hide government malfeasance from the people because of your political bias... you are assisting in the death of democracy.

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xiao_maga_part2 20 points ago +20 / -0

The left always projects. Always.

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StumpSmasher 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's not a slogan, it's a mission statement.

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SoldanoSlo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Democracy Dies under a Throne of Skulls

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PleaseHonk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks 0bama, for leaving Trump so many vacant judgeships!

Why isn’t the Post bitching about Obama’s incompetence?

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SameCookiePseudonym 2 points ago +2 / -0

Said with no hint of irony from behind a paywall while being funded by Jeff Bezos

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SarafanAtreides 6 points ago +6 / -0

And while the batshit insane left puts on the daily spectacle through Hollywood, Sillicon Valley and the MSM, more and more people will be too distracted to notice their liberties being stripped away. They CAN’T be allowed to win in November!

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JudicialDredd 22 points ago +22 / -0

Too bad the article reads bat shit crazy. Which is actually pretty normal for wapo. So, never mind.

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covfefe2525 22 points ago +22 / -0

I thought you were having a joke with it being a "real" headline...

...and then I checked, and (copying you) holy shit, it's a real headline.

That's just feckin' sick. WaPo is asshoe.

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xiao_maga_part2 11 points ago +11 / -0

I saw it on Twitter earlier today and thought it was a shitpost. Then after seeing it on here, I had to check it out.

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vicentezo04 5 points ago +5 / -0

Check the author's article history. She is sort of a "satirical" writer.

With that being said, most attempts by the left to mock us usually fail and end up getting co-opted. See: "basket of deplorables", "MAGA country", or this post

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covfefe2525 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll take your word on her history 'pede, I try really hard not to go to the WaPo.

You're on the money with attempts to mock though, the attempts are usually feeble and not funny...

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GreekFreakFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

And more often then not they end up getting Uno Reverse Card'd right back at these Libbies.

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4moreyears 14 points ago +14 / -0

They're just butthurt these judges will uphold the law, not circumvent it like the activist judges they support. We can't pick and choose which laws to enforce and which to ignore. It creates insecurity, resentment, and anarchy. Which is why they do it.

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OliverWillis 55 points ago +56 / -1

2 more, and it's ovER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!!

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zestanor 20 points ago +20 / -0

WHAT NINE THOUSAND! There's no way that can be right CAN IT???

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amopheldupsidedown 13 points ago +14 / -1

No, the article is a bunch of hyperbole.

Really disappointed.

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wharfthrowaway 16 points ago +16 / -0

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level??

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OliverWillis 10 points ago +12 / -2

V: It's... One thousand and six. Kick his ass, Nappa.

Nappa gets wrecked

V: Wait Nappa!!

Nappa lands in a twisted pile of flesh and bones at Vegeta's feet

N: Whaaaaat??!

V: I had the scouter on upside-down. It's over 9000. Grahh. crushes scouter

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MagnanimousDonkey 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's over nine THOUSAAAAAAND!

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HotNismo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think it's right. After all he's trained in the art of Kaio-ken.

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spaceforceltc 12 points ago +12 / -0

RBG's replacement being 9001 would be so rad.

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BadManOrange 1 point ago +1 / -0

There must be memes when this happens.

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 31 points ago +31 / -0

Throne of Skulls? They must be thinking of their old communist heroes the Khmer Rouge. Who were supported by their current heroes the Chinese Communist Party.

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JudicialDredd 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's one fast turtle.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 12 points ago +12 / -0

We have the best swamp creatures, that I can tell you

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0095D 4 points ago +4 / -0
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TEXinLA 22 points ago +23 / -1

Nailed it. Hope that Petri bitch sees this.

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Yucky 15 points ago +15 / -0

Btw, that article was awesome. I know it was intended to be humorous, but you can tell just how much this is taking a toll on them. I absolutely cannot wait to do it again in November.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 15 points ago +15 / -0

I have to say that among the Democrats that I follow on social media, McConnell is second only to President Trump when it comes to their hatred.

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BeMyFren 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'll be forever indebted to mitch for saving our judicial system. We almost lost it all folks. They had it all set up for Hillary to come in and put in liberal soros judges.

Trump and Mitch saved our justice system.

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ChrisSuperDude 12 points ago +12 / -0

What a surprising endorsement of Cocaine Mitch from the enemy of the people.

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MySidesGoUp 10 points ago +11 / -1

Is this photoshopped?

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CrystalPlatypus [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nope, candid shot

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JustHereForTheSalmon 9 points ago +10 / -1

Just tell the Dems those are aborted baby skulls.

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SwampSwan 2 points ago +2 / -0

oof!

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solarsavior 9 points ago +11 / -2

Seems that Hope and Change came with Trump!

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covfefe2525 8 points ago +8 / -0

Marvellous work 'pede!

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CrystalPlatypus [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Many thanks :)

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lancerprime 8 points ago +8 / -0

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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motm2012 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol WaPo is fucking pathetic.

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RonPaulWasRight 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cocaine Sith Lord Mitch appointing judges like a Bawss

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Pres-Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

This gives him too much credit, how many of those were before President Trump and were RINOs through and through?

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wompwompman 6 points ago +6 / -0

It reads like some Twilight fan faction. Does she have a life size blowup doll of Mitch that she masturbates to back home? These libtards are sure weird.

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HrvyWnstnDdntKllHmsf 6 points ago +6 / -0

The best part was the vox article from a few weeks ago complaining that all Trump’s judicial nominees have been way better qualified than previous administrations’.

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DJTrump2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hahahaha elections have consequences you fucking subhuman commie trash. Fuck the WP and everyone that works there, they and anyone that associates with them, including friends and family, deserve the penalty for treason.

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amopheldupsidedown 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nope. Each clause of the headline is a tease

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Razeontherock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Porque no los dos?

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pizzzzaaaa 5 points ago +5 / -0

thanks, I cracked up laughing while on a skype meeting

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CrystalPlatypus [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

you're welcome ;)

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Centipedeboy 5 points ago +5 / -0

We need to lock this in November

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2016TrumpMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

The funniest part is that the purveyor of fake news that wrote that headline thought it was insulting. I've forwarded the image to a friend who is very close to Mitch.

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JohnWayne2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck Yeah! Cocaine Mitch finally has figured out how to be a winner! About time, but better late than never I guess.

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Primordial_Phantom 5 points ago +5 / -0

I needed this laugh, thank you

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CrystalPlatypus [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I gotchu pede!

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jschmid4 5 points ago +5 / -0

To scatter the 9th circuit before you and to hear the Lamentations of the RadFems!

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CrystalPlatypus [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oohhh that's one of the best yet

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Dell_Fargus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cocaine Mitch!

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Lol_Garrus 4 points ago +4 / -0

When based turtle appoints two more judges, can someone make a meme combining him and vegeta, yelling "Its over 9,000!"

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IcculusBased9 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is magnificent.

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HiddenDekuScrub 4 points ago +4 / -0

Doesn't he need like a sword or a scepter or something?

I just feel like something's missing.

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CrystalPlatypus [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

piles of cocaine.

but I'm lazy

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Razeontherock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Turtle POWAAAAAH!

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FeddyCaeks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine being summoned to the king's presence, and being greeted with that testudian mug...

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rootGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turtle the Barbarian

Mitch the Cocaine Barbarian

Mitch the Barbarian Judge Appointer

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Toucansexual 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blood for the Blood God. Skulls for his thrown of bones!!!

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rubberkidney 2 points ago +2 / -0

its that bitch carol baskins husband!

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Swampturtle819 2 points ago +2 / -0

Worst case scenario....GEOTUS gets fucked in November. The Senate probably keeps GOP majority. They shuffle fucking joepedo inthere, and he cant get Jack shit done and Republicans challenge his EOs in court. Courts we now control. 2 SC seats are opened (Retirements, RBG and that other fag). We still keep our 5/4 majority when the pedo fills them. Our new young trump judges protect the constitution. All these morons are waking up to the fact that China is actually a threat and we decouple. And maybe it's not a bad idea to protect our borders. Bidens idiotic recovery policies suppress the economy and the house flips. This fucking Chinese virus may cost GEOTUS his crown, but we have already won. Another good thing about this virus is I haven't heard shit about climate change or fucking LGBTQ whatever rights. EDIT - not too mention we will be in so much debt in the near future these morons will actually HAVE to address it

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TeamGizzy 2 points ago +2 / -0

And to hear the lamentations of their xers

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BoughtByBloomberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's almost time for the DBZ meme.

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eternal_dance 1 point ago +1 / -0

That won't be the question for long. Soon, we'll be asking: "Vajeeta, what does the scanner say about his turtle level?"