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HeavenlyTrumpets 27 points ago +30 / -3

lol you got me for a minute

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17LiveBatSnackHacks [S] 45 points ago +47 / -2

It's real. Stop trying to trick people into thinking it's fake. He's actually doing refunds this time.

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BigFreedomBoner 21 points ago +21 / -0

THANK YOU!!! It IS true. And regardless - man we are Americans Bernie supporters and well everyone is hurting now, so great for Bernie to do this.

My cousin in Austin just told me got his $85 back. He said that with the money, he was going to get a massage by a man --- well, once everything reopens. Anyway, it doesn't matter when. He's got something to look forward to now. He's super excited. Just gushing. Great for Bernie to give him such a big smile..

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Watch_TheKarma_Burn 10 points ago +10 / -0

It would be better if he was getting the massage from his wife's boyfriend.

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OMC-RADIO 10 points ago +10 / -0

massage from his wife's boyfriend.

Who just so happens to be a very talented masseur and provides relief from her nearly constant migraine headaches.

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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 2 points ago +2 / -0

An attractive, native American masseur

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NancyPeloci 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a beautiful reference.

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TrumpsWall 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek

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TonyGucciano 4 points ago +4 / -0

Strong manly hands

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ShampocalypseWOW 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't know what's real anymore...

...other than the lulz.

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StunLikeAnAntelope 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's real. Bernie has two twitter accounts - one is his and one is the campaign's but they post the same stuff usually. My little brother said his $50 was credited back to his student dining card so he loaded up on Pizza-Hut and Mountain Dew yesterday and has locked himself in his room since.

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cybertoke 2 points ago +2 / -0

LINK: berniesanders.com/returns

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rooftoptendie 15 points ago +15 / -0

what? chans was gonna do this. so now i dont know if this is real or not, kek

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HeavenlyTrumpets 10 points ago +11 / -1

I just checked, didn't see it. I had to check though lol

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Razeontherock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this a fake account?

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GoldEagle97 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s fake

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Razeontherock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks but ssh! The lulz are great. I'm so diappointed in Burnie dropping out like a wuss, I gave him my Operation Chaos vote yesterday and everything

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GoldEagle97 8 points ago +8 / -0

My wife’s boyfriend will be really mad if I don’t get this refund

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Cmchn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you sure the site's been updated on your part of the internet? ;)

As boring as I find 4chan now, they can still get up to some great pranks on occasion.

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Pres-Trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

I love you 4chan trolls, I used to be you!

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HeavenlyTrumpets 6 points ago +6 / -0

no way...

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BoughtByBloomberg 5 points ago +5 / -0

BernReturn oh boy now I have enough money to buy another switch controller for my wife's boyfriend!

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FancyBeerCoozyBeer 5 points ago +5 / -0

A real campaign hasn't been tried yet.

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IAmNotSuicidal 4 points ago +4 / -0

But...his 5th beach house...how will he sleep?

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WeinerLapTop 2 points ago +2 / -0

His wintah camp in Boca is happening. Bernie can still win. Keep the faith!!

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sesquipedalienator 3 points ago +3 / -0

Refund checks are not for cash, but bags of chicken tenders equal to the dollar amount.

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SJBHamilton 3 points ago +3 / -0

If it's real, it's the decent thing to do.

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theultimatesean 5 points ago +5 / -0

The latter part of your statement answers the first part.