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17LiveBatSnackHacks [S] 45 points ago +47 / -2

It's real. Stop trying to trick people into thinking it's fake. He's actually doing refunds this time.

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BigFreedomBoner 21 points ago +21 / -0

THANK YOU!!! It IS true. And regardless - man we are Americans Bernie supporters and well everyone is hurting now, so great for Bernie to do this.

My cousin in Austin just told me got his $85 back. He said that with the money, he was going to get a massage by a man --- well, once everything reopens. Anyway, it doesn't matter when. He's got something to look forward to now. He's super excited. Just gushing. Great for Bernie to give him such a big smile..

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Watch_TheKarma_Burn 10 points ago +10 / -0

It would be better if he was getting the massage from his wife's boyfriend.

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OMC-RADIO 10 points ago +10 / -0

massage from his wife's boyfriend.

Who just so happens to be a very talented masseur and provides relief from her nearly constant migraine headaches.

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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 2 points ago +2 / -0

An attractive, native American masseur

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TrumpsWall 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek

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TonyGucciano 4 points ago +4 / -0

Strong manly hands

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ShampocalypseWOW 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't know what's real anymore...

...other than the lulz.