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PurestEvil 173 points ago +174 / -1

He is just dragging his balls across their faces and it's just glorious.

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fungus_amungus 40 points ago +40 / -0

Social distance deez nuts!

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 16 points ago +16 / -0

What's LIGMA?

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christianknight 15 points ago +15 / -0

SJW Game developers are removing the ability to crouch quickly. Battlefield Vagina did it.

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ClownTamer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably replacing it with the ability to lay prone with your ass up and pants down, ready to receive ramming.

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WinstonSmith1984 4 points ago +7 / -3

"teabagging is a very efficient and time-honored way of establishing who's in charge."

seems risky as hell to me. Thank Heaven nobody ever tried to assert dominance on me that way or I'd have had to experiment with raw Rocky Mountain Oysters sans sauce

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PartTimeHick 8 points ago +8 / -0

An entire generation learned it's social norms from Halo lobbies 😂😂

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WinstonSmith1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

That truly is frightening:)

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SoYuge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its* because its possession

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 3 points ago +3 / -0

They both fuckin' know about this bullshizzen.

4D chess pedes