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smartredditor 117 points ago +118 / -1

Maybe Bernie is a better business man than we give him credit for. He's definitely got a knack for separating fools from their money.

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Nonehundred 59 points ago +61 / -2

Taking money from the mentally handicapped doesn't make you a good businessman. It makes you an A-hole.

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MlazedBayhem 28 points ago +28 / -0

No, because they are supposed to spend it on ads and campaign employees. He just funneled most the money to his family through their ad agency, and paid staff bare minimum.

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Nonehundred 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nope. No refunds. You just have to be smart enough not to give your money to a grifter.

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FL2PC72LE 11 points ago +11 / -0

The campaign ends up in debt, but the campaigner does not.

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Vainslayer13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly, anybody that gets on a stage and goes "Vote for me! I'm not Donald Trump!" would probably get some measure of approval! At this point, they'd try to elect a cheeseburger with a little Democrat flag in it.

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Nonehundred 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe the DNC pushed Joe to the front so Joe's VP pick (the real nominee) can be anyone they want. No one will on either side will argue when the DNC says, ”Joe has to step down because he has dementia." Voila, they placed the exact person they wanted in the role of Presidential nominee.

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FL2PC72LE 3 points ago +3 / -0

Basically, any VP will be strongly motivated to put hallucinogenics in his coffee. If he picks Kamala, he's gonna need a professional food taster.

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fthecoup 1 point ago +2 / -1

Underrated comment

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AccipiterQ [S] 13 points ago +14 / -1

I was actually considering that fact....I dump on the guy for being spineless...maybe it's intentional.

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Brucesky420 8 points ago +8 / -0

I dunno, if you see the shit he says on twitter it's hard to believe he's not a fool himself. If he's not though, he's truly a pro

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Shakakka99 7 points ago +7 / -0

Have you read some of the Bernie sub over the last 24 hours? The "transfer of support" thing might be a fucking problem, especially this time around.

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 4 points ago +4 / -0

Truly seems that way. He has become a multi millionaire doing it too!

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highmoves 5 points ago +5 / -0

He’s consistently corrupt. Gotta give him that.

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DickTick 5 points ago +8 / -3

I've seen thousands of people on Twitter saying they've already got their money back and that getting a refund was supposed to be extremely easy this time around...

I guess he really didn't want the meme to stick a second time

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r3dditblowz 22 points ago +22 / -0

That’s a 4chan prank on Bernie bros

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deleted 36 points ago +36 / -0
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xiao_maga_part2 17 points ago +17 / -0

The Rona rallies are good, but it's not the same. Plus somehow I now despise the media even more.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 7 points ago +7 / -0

Until then:

Enjoy this before the press briefing.

Enjoy this after the press briefing.

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K-Harbour 6 points ago +6 / -0

Seriously, he and RSB could do a rally on the internet and draw half a million.

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Pres-Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm a little miffed how RSBN hasn't gotten some kind of support from them. They actually show the crowd and shit, but they still have shitty uploading of their content.

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g0rdy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep.. Rona has halted the economy and rallies.. dem dream

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9x10again 2 points ago +2 / -0

But it hasn’t stopped Biden from being on the Internet making stupid statements

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practicalize 1 point ago +1 / -0

The real Trump rally was in your heart all along.

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deleted 18 points ago +18 / -0
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MythArcana 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, damn, I'm dumb!

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VetforTrump 16 points ago +17 / -1

Bernie is no commie. He is a snake oil salesman. There is a sucker born every day and Bernie figured out how to get money from a class of people willing to pay him to take their freedoms. Some.of them are idealist in their own right, most deluded by the promise of an easy life. It's a tough wake up call but I hope they begin to see it.

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ChuckedBeef 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's definitely not a commie. When asked about profits from his book he got all defensive and basically said he wasn't going to feel guilty about making a million$ because he earned that money and deserved it for his hard work.

It's only OTHER millionaires that are the problem and should cough up their hard earned money you see...

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BigMikesBigBlackCock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bernie definitely is a commie .

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DickTick -10 points ago +2 / -12

But everyone is literally getting a refund that donated within a certain amount of time going back from now... Thousands of people on Twitter already got their refunds and claimed it only took a few minutes.

Bernie didn't want that shit to stick this time around

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ColbyP 10 points ago +11 / -1

Except he's actually just straight up wrong. Go to Bernie's website right now; not a single link or anything talking about refunds.

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DivvyDivet 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol, I just went to Bernie's campaign site.

Not only is there not a refund link. The donate button is still up and working 😂🤡.

Can't make this shit up.

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whiskey_shitz 13 points ago +13 / -0

That money actually goes to the DNC I believe. Likely straight to Biden until he drops out...then it goes to whoever the DNC plans to limp to the barn with.

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DickTick -2 points ago +5 / -7

No it doesn't. They've already released the details from his campaign but anyone who donated within certain amount of time can still get a refund and many of them already have.

the only amount that will go to the DNC is whatever people don't get refunds on or whatever was left over

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whiskey_shitz 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah, that's the ticket.

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Mac3 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Did not realize that

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MondayCoupleIsDead 13 points ago +14 / -1

BernReturn 🤣

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Staatssicherheit 4 points ago +5 / -1

REFUNDS FOR ALL

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Lean 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that actually real?

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MondayCoupleIsDead 6 points ago +6 / -0

No. Just some frens having a little fun.

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Lean 3 points ago +4 / -1

The Bernie website has nothing on it about refunds. Pretty sure it's just 4chan.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 6 points ago +6 / -0

It is. They're having a bit of fun with Berniebros.

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DickTick -7 points ago +2 / -9

Supposably it is. Thousands of people on Twitter are claiming to have already gotten their money back, as long as they donated within the time frame that they're allowing refunds for...

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ChuckedBeef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those are all troll posts. There is no Bern Return, there is only a ReBern

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Firestealer 10 points ago +10 / -0

I donated $20 of my mom's tendie funds! Match me!

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9x10again 3 points ago +3 / -0

He can still win!

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AlphaNathan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now if you have a picture of him falling backward in a chair, throw in 2024 and you've got the birth of a new meme.

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Zadok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Easy money. Travel around first class, whip up your supporters with speaches spouting promises you know you can't keep. Do this for six months while still collecting a senator salary, and voila new house and improved retirement.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Once upon a time, there were Three Little Leftists.

The first Leftist saw Bernie Bear running in 2015.

"I'll give all my money to Bernie Bear, match me!" said the First Little Leftist.

And so xe gave all xer money to Bernie Bear.

Bernie Bear took all the First Little Leftist's money, bought a lake house, and campaigned for Hillary Clinton.

All the Little Leftists cried and cried. "No Bernie Bear, please don't!"

"NO REFUNDS!" shouted Bernie Bear from the upper deck of Matt Damon's yacht.

Then the Second Little Leftist saw Bernie Bear running in 2019.

"Once again I am asking for yoah financial support," said Bernie Bear.

The Second Little Leftist saw what happened to the First Little Leftist, who had become disenchanted in 2016, detransitioned, bought firearms, and started attending rallies for The Terrible Tremendous Trump.

"There's no way I'm ending up like the First Little Leftist! I mean look at Bernie Bear's polling numbers, look at his delegate count... He's winning against Babbling Biden, and he's waaay ahead of The Terrible Tremendous Trump. He will win this time!"

And so the Second Little Leftist gave all xer money to Bernie Bear.

Well, it wasn't ten minutes after the Second Little Leftist's check had cleared, but Bernie Bear came on the TV.

"What will he announce? I can't wait to hear Bernie Bear's new strategy for radical diversity and inclusion... That will certainly spell the end of The Terrible Tremendous Trump!" said the Second Little Leftist.

And so all the remaining Leftists gathered around their laptops to watch their donation dollars at work.....

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Zadok 2 points ago +2 / -0

And the Terrible Tremendous Terrific Trump and all his supporters lived happily ever after.

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POTUSPaladin45 4 points ago +4 / -0

This sub has got me laughing this morning

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side_o_beef 4 points ago +4 / -0

Inspired by td.win, I messaged back all the cucks that reached out about supporting Bernard over the last year and told them it's time to get on the fucking TRUMP TRAIN.

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TrumpTrainBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 359,859,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.663 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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NecturusMaculosus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Morons...

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Lispychicken 7 points ago +7 / -0

My alt account will be using this line on reddit, LOL!

"but Bernie 2024. Trump is gone, and now it's our time. I've already started phonebanking"

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SmokeyMeadow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here's how Bernie can still win... enough money to buy an extra beach house.

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ilovemyprez 2 points ago +2 / -0

We shoulld start a Bernie Phone Bank , calling former bernie supporters and encouraging them to give the Demo party the old Heave Ho!!!

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Redmoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao

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CivilLibertyorDie 2 points ago +2 / -0

37$ AND I’LL GIVE YOU THE WORLD!!!

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Vainslayer13 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Bernie Bros that got fooled twice are already counting down to 2024! Bwahahahaha!

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a photo of Trump when he was a guest on that show with that laughing, toothless Mexican guy in all of those video memes.

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Lispychicken 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or he's going to "fuck the establishment" by.. wait for it.... giving his money to the establishment.

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VaPnut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bernie is a professional campaigner, it's how he makes a living.

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redditadminssuckit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's not forget 10% of the 60 million spent on television ads paid for by for people donating $5 went to his wife and daughter. Basically they made six million dollars for doing nothing but brokering advertisements.

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XirWokeMasterCuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Although I laugh my ass off when I see this.

How did it become a meme?

Did Bernie promise money back? Did he say something about this? Has any politician given the money back?

I feel like I missed something one day on T_D and I never got the official reason for the joke.

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Wess-mantooth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just wait till 2024!! 3peat

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askmeifisupporttrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

No Refunds!

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4touchdownbundy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love seeing Burnie stickers saying He’s No Sellout. I crap my pants in laughter at how uninformed people are!!!!!

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JBlaze056 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bernie runs as Democrat. Fundraises millions. DNC screws him from the nomination. No refunds. Somehow repeat.

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masshole3 1 point ago +1 / -0

but but but.... he's donating it to the "corona virus relief fund"!

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phasertone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two scoops, two scams & three houses

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BigMikesBigBlackCock 1 point ago +1 / -0

4 houses ftfy

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Swampturtle819 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard there was refunds lol

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wilstjb 1 point ago +1 / -0

$27 each last time. This time he says he relieved his donors $18 each. If he runs in 2024 contributions will be down to $12 per rube, but still a nice take.

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wrongaddress 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice — you can fool a Bernie Bro again." - Some guy.