Once upon a time, there were Three Little Leftists.

The first Leftist saw Bernie Bear running in 2015.

"I'll give all my money to Bernie Bear, match me!" said the First Little Leftist.

And so xe gave all xer money to Bernie Bear.

Bernie Bear took all the First Little Leftist's money, bought a lake house, and campaigned for Hillary Clinton.

All the Little Leftists cried and cried. "No Bernie Bear, please don't!"

"NO REFUNDS!" shouted Bernie Bear from the upper deck of Matt Damon's yacht.

Then the Second Little Leftist saw Bernie Bear running in 2019.

"Once again I am asking for yoah financial support," said Bernie Bear.

The Second Little Leftist saw what happened to the First Little Leftist, who had become disenchanted in 2016, detransitioned, bought firearms, and started attending rallies for The Terrible Tremendous Trump.

"There's no way I'm ending up like the First Little Leftist! I mean look at Bernie Bear's polling numbers, look at his delegate count... He's winning against Babbling Biden, and he's waaay ahead of The Terrible Tremendous Trump. He will win this time!"

And so the Second Little Leftist gave all xer money to Bernie Bear.

Well, it wasn't ten minutes after the Second Little Leftist's check had cleared, but Bernie Bear came on the TV.

"What will he announce? I can't wait to hear Bernie Bear's new strategy for radical diversity and inclusion... That will certainly spell the end of The Terrible Tremendous Trump!" said the Second Little Leftist.

And so all the remaining Leftists gathered around their laptops to watch their donation dollars at work.....