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Rattler1775 1 point ago +2 / -1

No brakes!

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TrumpTrainBot 1 point ago +2 / -1

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 359,839,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.663 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!