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patslimmy1 56 points ago +57 / -1

I had $2.59 in my bank account. I could have got a couple mcdouble's but no - I gave it to Bernie. He needs it to conquer Earth and wipe out my $310k student debt.

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 33 points ago +34 / -1

I majored in feminist poetry and nobody will hire me except fast food places. Bernie needs to raise the minimum wage to $25/hr. so I can pay off these loans and buy the latest MacBook Pro.

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OliverWillis 16 points ago +18 / -2

25 ain't enough, raise it to 30

🤡

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Gramps80 27 points ago +28 / -1

$30 an hour? Are you fucking serious? Are you blind? GAJILLIONS will die if you only raise it to $30 an hour. We need a $100 an hour minimum wage. And guess what else? If you kill a gajillion people, guess who you also kill? Black people. Confirmed for mass-murderer racist. Hitler was also a mass-murderer racist. Curious.

... r/politics will be right back after this short ad break.

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jgardner 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let's round it off to $1M per hour

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FormerGraveheart 0 points ago +1 / -1

Catalina sucks anyway, I wouldn't bother.

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BladderBeerPoopin 17 points ago +19 / -2

You could have gotten a dozen blowjobs for that at UCLA.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 17 points ago +19 / -2

But how much for a female to blow you?

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MySidesGoUp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmfao

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StumpSmasher 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tell them you identify as a woman and they're obligated to suck your feminine penis or else they're a bigot.

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MilanosTittySprinkle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Top kek

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TommyLasordasBallBag 9 points ago +11 / -2

Nah, was just by there. Sororities are emptier than the typical bernouts understanding of economics.

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HankHollywood 9 points ago +10 / -1

This is literal. Sadly. I have seen posts over there where Bernie Bros are giving their whole paycheck from McDonald's to that commie bastard. While his wife and step daughter were skimming. It's pretty despicable.

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astro_eng 4 points ago +5 / -1

A fool and his money ....

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Toughsky_Shitsky 20 points ago +21 / -1

"The trial of Nicolae and Elena Ceaușescu was a short trial held on 25 December 1989 by an Exceptional Military Tribunal, a drumhead court-martial created at the request of a newly formed group called the National Salvation Front.

Just after the trial, the Ceaușescus were executed at 4:00 p.m. local time at a military base outside Bucharest on 25 December 1989.The execution was carried out by a firing squad consisting of paratroop regiment soldiers: Captain Ionel Boeru, Sergeant-Major Georghin Octavian and Dorin-Marian Cirlan, while reportedly hundreds of others also volunteered. The Ceaușescus' hands were tied by four soldiers before the execution. Popular history author Simon Sebag Montefiore has claimed that, before the sentences were carried out, Elena Ceaușescu screamed, "You sons of bitches!" while being led outside and lined up against the wall; at the same time Nicolae Ceaușescu sang "The Internationale".

The firing squad began shooting as soon as the two were in position against a wall."

No better reading in the world than the descriptions of the execution of communists.

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Razeontherock 9 points ago +10 / -1

Nevermind. Apparently that was the conclusion of their revolution. Did life in the Country improve for the commoner afterwards?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 18 points ago +19 / -1

Nicolae and Elena Ceaușescu were a notoriously brutal communist Romania dictator couple ... tens of thousands murdered.

Not taught in today's history classes (not surprised), but part of the eastern block of communist cunts.

The Romanian people finally rose up, overthrew them, and took care of business in a timely manner.

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IntrepidBurger 7 points ago +7 / -0

The video of the whole thing exists, execution and all.

Honestly, they got off lightly.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 14 points ago +14 / -0

I've seen the video ... and it's fucking awesome! You are right .. too quick and painless.

Truly evil cunts, those two.

Ever see the palace they built for themselves as the Romanian people starved?

All communists need to die a painful death.

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Captnyestrday 5 points ago +6 / -1

All communists need to die a painful death.

Every single one.

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AntsCamera [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

I just posted some shit I found in the bottom of my meme folder and got an education, I looked these fucks up. What awful pieces of human fucking garbage.

Romania has had a rough go at it historically. Just a tough geopolitical region.

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Turtler 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also, these guys were even more blatantly hypocritical than the garden variety Communist tyrant. Ya'll think Versailles is a demonstration of rich privledge? The Forbidden City? The Winter Palace?

Amateurs!

These goons literally leveled a large chunk of their capital city to create This Abomination . Thousands of people were rendered homeless..... to build the largest palace in Human History. And something so large they couldn't even use it all.

Welcome to Late Stage Socialism.

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Razeontherock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Smaller than the Pentagon, which I never realized was so large. Your article says I don't know how many monasteries were destroyed, I think 17 factories, 40,000 people displaced.

Almost 2/3 never finished, 70% unused.

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GarudaOne 17 points ago +18 / -1

Goddamn fucking right. Pinochet is a hero. He smashed the communists' "theory of historical teleologism" (a.k.a. "once a country goes communist, it is communist forever") in its face when he reverted Chile back to a capitalist society.

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Sunsetmal 2 points ago +6 / -4

I hate the commies as much as the next guy but he was a serious human rights problem. I'm all for the nuances of an argument that he brought changes that were good but I don't think it's intellectually honest to champion him

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Kolob 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was in a tough position similar to Fujimori in Peru. Allende was also horrible and would have destroyed the country causing more violence and famine. This was a war. I agree he went too far and did many things wrong, but he also saved the country. Right now there are leftists trying to destroy it again. They are rioting and beating people up and looting and destroying businesses. Apparently the virus has pushed them back for now. For many reasons I do not believe in torture and much of what he did, but he also stepped down. Trying to go after him after stepping down sets a precendent that peacefully returning a country to democracy is a bad idea. These things get very complicated and are frequently portrayed as black and white. For me the worst part is the CIA involvement.

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Kolob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Allende would have turned it into Venezuela

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CynicalPear 14 points ago +16 / -2

Free helicopter rides! Get your free helicopter rides!

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Awilen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Flying is free, landing is overpriced DLC.

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BoughtByBloomberg 12 points ago +12 / -0

Reminds me of that girl who gave her few last dollars to Warren and Warren actually thanked her for her donation.

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LostViking1985 12 points ago +13 / -1

Oh Pinochet did plenty wrong, but one of the things he did absolutely right was go after communists.

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Eren_Kruger 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is gold

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45isthebomb 4 points ago +4 / -0

It really is one of the best memes i've seen.........this week

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Magentapede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Spit in the hat.

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SnipedYou 7 points ago +8 / -1

I'd sure like to be able to work hard, build something that people love and enjoy and have the chance at becoming a billionaire.

Class warfare destroys people's desire to work hard and be innovative. Bye bye Bernie's campaign.

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misterLahey 7 points ago +7 / -0

Physical removal

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Pedetini 5 points ago +5 / -0

<slow clap gif> best meme I've seen in a while.

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FreeHeliRides 1 point ago +1 / -0

👌🏻

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UndocumentedRedditor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't be too hard the Bernie bros. They have the establishment as much as us, and they need a new home

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 4 points ago +6 / -2

MURDER ALL MARXIST

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kcfreels 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fire up the Rotors. There's commies to take on a sightseeing flight.

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