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GGJanitor 23 points ago +23 / -0

You know what the model never accounted for??????

A fucking real leader who didn't give a fuck if you called him racist, for stopping the Chinese flights!

Jan 30 WHO states you can't get corona from humans

Jan 31'st stops the flights

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dickwagger 7 points ago +7 / -0

Your goddamned right. Well said

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BeOne420 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump train 🚂 right on time

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TrumpTrainBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 359,959,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.662 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!