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Bramble 50 points ago +50 / -0

The problem in the methodology is they don't count "fuck you commie" as a vote for Trump.

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Zedakah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, every call that hangs up immediately should be counted as a vote for Trump.

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DeyBLyingAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very true. Even if you meant as a joke, very true.

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CyclopticErotica 25 points ago +25 / -0

Conducted on weekdays when Republicans are less likely to answer the phone

Nobody answers the phone anymore unless they know who is calling or they are naive. That alone makes polls bullshit.

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KAGAnoRINO 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is so they can match the mail in votes to something close to bullschift

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RickDeezNutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let them keep lying and placating their base just like 2016! I’m due for a refill of liberal tears!!

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publ1us 7 points ago +8 / -1

Yeah, exactly.. I can't even imagine a scenario where I'd answer a random call and talk through enough to get sampled for a poll like this.

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wethedownvoted 3 points ago +3 / -0

hello total stranger, sure i'm happy to talk to you about my beliefs. no no, i'm not worried that democrats will physically, socially, and financially attack me for my voting patterns. I'm happy to label myself in your totally secure database for eventual leakage. wait just a second, my food is being delivered by another complete and total stranger

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ColbyP 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. If I don't recognize the number, I reject the call. If it was important they'd leave a voicemail. My voicemail is empty. It's never important.

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doug2 2 points ago +3 / -1

I did when they called, but they called my work cell so I get important calls I don't know the number of all the time. I participated in a poll for ABC a few months ago. I was shocked because before then I never even heard of someone who knew someone polled, let alone me.

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Smurfection 12 points ago +12 / -0

Also, the kids are home from college and more likely to be on their devices. Young adults tend not to vote in high percentages like older adults. Every four years, the left goes on and on about the youth vote and it never materializes in the numbers they want it too. The left relies on the most ignorant and inexperienced voters to vote for them.

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Fremium2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Now imagine this absurd result with another pool showing a wide amount of dems wanting to replace him with Coumo.

Well....if this CNN poll was accurate, then why the hell would you even need to???

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IllUseAnchorBaby 12 points ago +12 / -0

They polled plus 10 democrat, I just checked (35% were dem, only 25% repub, the rest “independent”)

CNN is fake news, no surprise that they conduct fake polls. Trump isn’t lying when he says to add at least 10 percentage points in his favor to all polls if you want the real truth

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IllUseAnchorBaby 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh believe me I’m aware... I look at this for every poll that I see and it’s ALWAYS somewhere between +4 Dem all the way up to +14 Dem... seems to generally be +6-10. So ridiculous

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Long_time_lurker 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're also used as cover for the cheating they do with absentee ballots and to give rise to claims of "voter suppression" if the fraudulent votes aren't counted.

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IllUseAnchorBaby 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah no kidding!... which is why CNN polls should probably have 20 percentage points added. Trump crushing it!!

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PatriotCrusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

College town sheep

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm from a college town and I don't know any one of them who supports Biden

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671-EVIL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nobody. They just make it up.

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Choppermagic 42 points ago +42 / -0

Good. I want them to have another shock meltdown like in 2016 . They always deny reality

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jaubrey 2 points ago +2 / -0

This may be true if they were able to pull there heads out of each-others asses for 5 seconds...

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ByeByeProgs 31 points ago +31 / -0

LOL @ CNN Poll

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Diotima 22 points ago +22 / -0

here we go again... I predict NYTimes will say Biden has a 99% chance of winning.

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Isolated_Patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah, they'll be more subtle than that. 96%.

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WeinerLapTop 4 points ago +4 / -0

.eciN

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WeinerLapTop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lets start a movement!

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MrDonaldTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

With mail in voting it will be 100% Biden.

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farfiman 18 points ago +18 / -0

35% described themselves as Democrats, 25% described themselves as Republicans, and 41% described themselves as independents or members of another party.>

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Rainman 9 points ago +9 / -0

50% were 80 years old and senile so their caregivers voted for them.

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PatriotCrusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Honestly I have no clue who could consider themself an independent at this point. Sure sure there indecision about which corporate party to vote for but at the end of the day they always find some issue to separate them...

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DefaultFreedom 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm registered Constitution Party. I don't like them anymore, but I can't claim to be a registered republican, nor do I want to register republican.

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BannedbyR 3 points ago +6 / -3

Wow... ya, considering that more people identify as republican than democrat now, being -10 is pretty bad

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WeinerLapTop 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you are independent in this current climate, honestly just fucking KYS. You are spineless and worthless.

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Beat_to_Quarters 15 points ago +15 / -0

Biden is so far ahead of Trump, he doesn't even know what decade he's in.

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Unicron3 15 points ago +16 / -1

Let them win polls. We can keep the White House.

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astro_eng 4 points ago +5 / -1

We need the House, seriously.

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BannedbyR 10 points ago +10 / -0

The poll question was “who is more likely to smell your hair?”

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Mrsattorney 9 points ago +9 / -0

Whenever these fake polls arise, we know Biden had a really bad week.

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m in South Dakota and this comment is fake news!

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Lol_Garrus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hahaha,

My ROFLCOPTER

It goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI!!

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Lol_Garrus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im just trying to see how many pedes get the reference.

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whiskey_shitz 8 points ago +8 / -0

They're really cranking up the bullshit now.

What a joke.

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OneOfMany_MAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

D+10 poll

Only 25% of those polled said they were republican.

Aka “garbage”

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Ehi_Passika 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why isn’t he 50 points ahead, you might ask.

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Logan051361 5 points ago +5 / -0

just look at any Fox news Poll and see what a bunch of Crap that is

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MaxineWaters4Prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Should we tell them this didn't work in 2016?

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Unicron3 5 points ago +5 / -0

So even if this was remotely true, it would be funny that the less they see of Biden, the more they like him.

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VetforTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Obama better hurry up and endorse before Biden wins lol

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riffology 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's some gravy pounding corn pop mularky

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ThurstonHowell3rd 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's jiggery-pokery chicanery, I tell ya!

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Arwyn3x 3 points ago +3 / -0

The need these fake numbers to use as cover after election fraud. They know, and we know that those numbers are fake, but if they pull off the fraud they and most especially the media will use them to shout down anyone who does not accept their stolen candidate.

That is why every Republican who is asking for our vote in November has to sware that they will NOT concede the election until all ballets have been inspected, verified and any discreteness resolved openly.

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CaptainWinston 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bunch of lying dog faced pony soldiers.

My hairy legs are my best feature.

Joe is DOA, can’t wait for the debate that will never happen.

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mightyclaw 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, since 2016 I tend not to pay attention to polls.

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Centipedeboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let the public see more of Biden.

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13mizzou 2 points ago +2 / -0

So now I know what poll Juan Williams will be citing for the next few weeks on why Trump isn't trusted and why he won't win reelection

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BumpForTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Place your bets

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TrumpTrainJune152015 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fake polls create complacency. We know Trump is ahead. Way ahead. They don't call the Midwest. They are polling cities on the coasts. Let them keep those idiots pacified.

Get out and vote. It'll be a blowout in November.

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whoflunggoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Polls are bullshit. Look at Vegas odds. https://www.vegaselectionodds.com

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Rockmanneo 1 point ago +1 / -0

These early polls... Where did they start it? At Clinton's house?

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kaiforceone 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I'm ever part of a poll I'm going to vote democrat just to mess with the numbers and if one complacent democrat voter stays home on election day because the "numbers are totally in bidens favor" then I know I did a good job as I put my real vote in for Trump!

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RickDeezNutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds just like 2016. I wonder if their 11% includes the Bernie bro’s that will write in Bernie a name.

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Light_HIV_Effect 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did they frame the question as generic dem vs Trump? That didnt work so well for hillary.

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Deplorable_in_PA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was dubious in 2016, now I'm really not buying this. Shrillary was a much stronger candidate than Gropin' Joe. The guy is boring, low energy, and another Obama era retread. I doubt anyone besides the leftist elites want a return to the Obama days, I sure don't.

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DinosRFake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does Hillary also still have 112% chance of winning?

What the fuck do these pollsters get paid for? They appear to be unable to fucking add.

Lesson one. The ass is different from the elbow. Here are some pictures. Sigh.

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TrumpVoter1 1 point ago +1 / -0

dont get complacent. get out and vote and make sure your friends and family do as well

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marek 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is great news. They will be so surprised in November...again...

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freeelectron 1 point ago +1 / -0

they aren't polling anyone. theyre just making up numbers. while they jerk off to them

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never_forget_seth 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love the fake polls. They're going to convince all the Bernie supporters who rightfully despise Biden to sit this one out because hey he's up by 11 points he doesn't need the votes haha

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BigPoppaPossum 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the last election.. i could find some random folks that said they were voting for Hilldabeast... Biden? Zero. I have not heard one single, solitary person that's said they were going to vote for him. Even in the hardcore liberal wing of my family tree, that were all "I'm with her", not even they are voting for Biden. They're either voting Trump, or "I'm not voting, they screwed Bernie", which we all know is as good as a vote for Trump 😄

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basedtexapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe they're including all the people voting for the other Biden.

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Caractacus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't believe the polls, folks. They switched from measuring public opinion to trying to shape it a long time ago.

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Vashts1985 1 point ago +1 / -0

they didnt poll me

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POTUSPaladin45 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA spits in MSM’s face HAHAHAHAHAHAHA