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grenades_and_ham 74 points ago +74 / -0

May I zee your papers pleeze

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Jabron661 37 points ago +37 / -0

This right here, this is a non starter for me.

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ubit 10 points ago +11 / -1

Just like voter ID has been for our national elections.

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kittydoses 4 points ago +4 / -0

Id to drive, buy a gun, start a job,.if you want to vote for the person that raises taxes on me you should verify who you are.

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Bluestorm83 9 points ago +11 / -2

A friend at work today told me that public transportation is demanding papers and ID to prove that you're an "Essential Worker" now, and requiring that you wear a mask.

I replied, "Show me your papers and wear the mask, for the public good. Show me your papers and wear the yellow star, for the public good. Where does this sound like it's going??? Anyone tells me he needs to see my papers and that he's going to force me to wear something is going to scrape himself off the pavement and go home crying, only to see in the mirror that "Fuck you, Der Fuhrer" has been mirror-tattoed onto his forehead."

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grenades_and_ham 9 points ago +9 / -0

A friend at work? Public transportation? What state is now requring "papers?" What papers are you referring to?

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Shreddit 52 points ago +52 / -0

Documentation is for the law-abiding citizens.

Meanwhile, illegals gonna be undocumented and the leftards/media/swamp look the other way.

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fthecoup 40 points ago +41 / -1

Forearm tattoos.

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Drekken- 23 points ago +23 / -0

Start with stars we can wear.

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deleted 38 points ago +39 / -1
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Ciel 33 points ago +33 / -0

Fuck that fauci cuck. I'm not taking Gate's shitass vaccine either, fuck him too.

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Littleirishmaid 32 points ago +32 / -0

How about NO.

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k614 31 points ago +31 / -0

What about illegal immigrants. Do they need documentation?

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buco 14 points ago +14 / -0

They have documents.... but they are from Mexico, Honduras, Nicaragua....

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couranto 28 points ago +28 / -0

COVID

Certificate of Vaccine ID

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deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
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ParticleCannon 18 points ago +18 / -0

But of course a "no" to Voter ID

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Count_Dyscalculia 17 points ago +17 / -0

They're getting closer and closer to Jumping the Shark here. One more little push and it's all over and we just say NO.

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LessSwampMoreMAGA 14 points ago +14 / -0

I thought Fauci was banned from from going on CNN

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deleted 12 points ago +13 / -1
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Beer-_-Belly 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sign me up for my big yellow six sided star and wrist ID tattoo.

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Kek_Johnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

SSN tattooed on my arm.

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OneBreathe 12 points ago +12 / -0

big pharma fauci

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 12 points ago +13 / -1

loads another magazine of immunity and makes sure there’s a vaccine in the chamber

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catbertz 11 points ago +12 / -1

Sen. Bill Cassidy, Louisiana Republican, has pitched the idea of an immunity registry to document people no longer believed to be at risk of infection.

Fauci is a snek, but Republicans always help the snek. 😑

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victorywin 10 points ago +10 / -0

yeah because this is the only disease in the world

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Songofsixpence 10 points ago +10 / -0

No thanks and screw you!

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deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
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Kek_Johnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah...just reassign him to a basement job with his red stapler.

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dataonly 8 points ago +8 / -0

No, no, we will not.

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NotTimPool 7 points ago +7 / -0

Scarlet letter? or are we gonna tattoo UPC barcodes onto our foreheads?

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BigIslandFrog 7 points ago +7 / -0

Like an old movie:

Gestapo Officer Fauci says to frightened family on the train, "Show me your papers."

Spoken with a Nazi accent.

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Thumper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can they be used as ID in order to vote?

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E_Pluribus_Unom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Really, Doc? You wouldn't kid us now would you?

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Dudemanfoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like my certification in 9MM.. and .308

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MeatloafFvck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not me

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womp_squared 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the hill I will die on. I'll go down in a blaze of glory if they try to force papers and inoculation implants on me.

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Nrdrsr 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you left running the country upto some doctors they'd have bullshit like this

Also fast food bans

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Epicsoundwaves 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is why the second amendment exists.

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uzi5v2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oooooooor just hear me out here, NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!

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xBigCoffinHunter 3 points ago +5 / -2

Sure I’ll carry a card in my wallet. Fuck your injected chip bullshit though.

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JohnMiller2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

PAPERS PLEASE

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christianknight 3 points ago +3 / -0

WHo is the fascist again?

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Gilliais 2 points ago +2 / -0

He can eat shit and bark at the moon.

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BanMySteakKnives 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait till he justifies the rfid implants being worked on by ID2020 and Bill and Melinda gates foundation.

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Abarth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, I’ve seen this one before

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Branded with an red “A” for antibody on the forehead.

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texascpa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck I will.

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One4theroad 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m alright with it. Just put it on the back of my voter ID.

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six5_SMK 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure Fauci would agree that this would all be so much easier with injectable long lasting RFID nano technology from his friend Bill.

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Freshcope 2 points ago +2 / -0

Somehow I dont think they are going to not hand these out to all the women and children refugees that show up on our doorstep. But also, if you ask them to show it at any time for any reason you are racist whitey.

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Granny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fauci can carry my certificate where the sun don't shine.

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Ligersrule1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is his 15 min of fame up yet?

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vegeta_ban 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck that

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AlohaChris 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit like this is why no one trusts government.

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +4 / -3

I’ll carry a card or get a license designation but NOT a microchip.

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0