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Ridin' With Biden! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by MC_Swami ago by MC_Swami +2305 / -0
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Harambe 55 points ago +55 / -0

Joe will drop out and HRC will enter as the only savior of the DNC. Get ready.

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TenFeetHigher 43 points ago +43 / -0

Or Fredo's brother "America was never great" Cuomo.

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Peashout 30 points ago +31 / -1

Or Big Mike.

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SquiggyMcPepe 16 points ago +16 / -0

At this point what does it matter? 😜

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Musicbymuzak 13 points ago +13 / -0

*what difference does it make

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IncredibleMrE1 9 points ago +9 / -0

I doubt Big Mike. He's waiting for 2024 when he doesn't have to face Donald Trump.

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linereddit 4 points ago +5 / -1

As soon as (or if) they can smear President Trump enough to reduce his probability of re-election to something around the low forties, the globalists that own half the GOP, eighty percent of the government bureaucracy, and the entire socialist dnc, will call in Big Mike.

If the probabilities can't be produced, then Big Mike and sponsors will wait until 2024.

But they hate to wait. And to the globalists, your job, your freedom, your family, and your life are nothing but tools to be used, threatened, broken, wasted, to build their power.

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CucumberInLine 3 points ago +3 / -0

This isn't just another 4 year election.

Expect any and all ammo they have to be used and all assets activated prior to November.

The DS is fighting for its very existence now.

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Mrsattorney 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ugh

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CaptainChrisPBacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do not think Cis will. Cis would not be able to withstand losing to Trump.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +8 / -1

His name is governers party tits.

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DapperDan 4 points ago +5 / -1

Horse Cock Michael Obama will be setting in as the new nominee.

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USA_is_best 3 points ago +3 / -0

The progressive/socialist wing would decimate the DNC if they dare try to pull that kind of stunt. The democrat party would never recover.

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NADSAQ 16 points ago +16 / -0

The Ridin’ With Biden Facebook page (an Occupy Democrats production) got trolled so hard they shut down comments and made it private.

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lord_nougat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sad.

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BurgerChef90 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, Occupy Democrats are pretty sad. As in pathetic. Should call themselves Occupy Whatever the Media Tells Us.

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lord_nougat 2 points ago +2 / -0

That slogan is too honest and therefore not worthy of doublehonk in clownworld timeline!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 13 points ago +13 / -0

Should be a mobility scooter

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Toughsky_Shitsky 8 points ago +8 / -0

or a windowless white van .. with ice cream stickers.

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MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pulled by a dog faced pony soldier.

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FakeNametag 1 point ago +1 / -0

A short bus

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MAGAnic316 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yeah!!

All in for George...er...John...er...Jeff...er...you know, the thing...

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Ebbie8708 7 points ago +7 / -0

If that top pic is based on a real pic, who the fuck approved it? 🤣

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Gangfang 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Get in Fat, we're learnin about roaches."

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JamesSunderland 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Sit on my lap. Watch to see that them leghairs don't go all stiff. Uh oh, Sun's comin out..."

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the-new-style 0 points ago +1 / -1

We're gonna do the thing

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Ithrowawaay 7 points ago +7 / -0

By all means, get in the car with a dementia patient behind the wheel.

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NoMoreLies 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Buckle up, buckaroo!”

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TrumpTrain_MAGA2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

THIS IS THE LAKE! THIS IS THE LAKE!!

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uzi5v2 3 points ago +3 / -0

The very definition of “Jesus take the wheel”.

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get a tow for Joe.

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Fredo_Cuomo 3 points ago +3 / -0

This phrase always reminds me of Who's Nailin Palin - great film.

In case you were curious - my dad is hella liberal and I lived with him in HS in 2008. He watched Colbert Report all the time, when the Who's Nailin Palin Porn Vid came out (10/10 recommend) Colbert's joke was "I'm holding out for the sequel - Who's Ridin Biden?" Funny af because Colbert is a raging homosexual.

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ronburgandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who's Nailin Palin is definitely a classic.

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based_trekkie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Needs more Ice cream cones

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HypnoToad92 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Oh fuck, Cuomo can you take the wheel?”

Proceeds to immediately snag his nipple rings on the glove box door and crash into a ventilator storage unit that he claims he didn’t see.

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runonce 1 point ago +2 / -1

Isn't that owned by Jimmy Buffet's brother, Country Kitchen? (I've been waiting 6 years for someone to mention Country Kitchen Buffet to tell that joke again so don't give me any problems)

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runonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

fair enough

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slimcoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's a lake here! This is the lake!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty much the definition of 'Ridin' Dirty'.

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JaevlaSkit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tbh, I have done that bottom pic. Don't have time to wait for it to defrost.

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look, fat

<runs into a whale>

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myswedishfriend 1 point ago +1 / -0

I drove. My car. Into a f******. Lake.

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Wyrmshadow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Either that fish has a driver's licence, or I'm under water!

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TehAgent 1 point ago +1 / -0

That GPS lady is a lying dog faced pony soldier

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quigonkenny 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm reminded of the South Park episode about old people driving.

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Trump4a3rdTerm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Legit laughed out loud.

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Batman 1 point ago +1 / -0

They really need to meme the shit out of this one. It makes me think of the “hello fellow youth” scene.

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jschmid4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember Chappaquiddick! Ridin' with Democrats is dangerous!

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FuckReddit4545 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unless he picks a great VP (by Dem standards) this is going to be a fucking blowout. Trump will destroy Biden in the debates while he's busy with a handful of hair.

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Pray4USA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hillarious!!

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GoldNavet 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's able to drive? Just wondering...

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StillplayenSometimes 0 points ago +1 / -1

Im gonna ironically make the ridin with biden my screen saver