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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 12 points ago +12 / -0

COMFY IN HERE NOW FAM

NO BRAKES!

WE MADE THE INTERNET GREAT AGAIN!

MIGA

QUAD BRICKS FOR ALL THE PEDES IN THE TRENCHES.

AND NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR THE MODS = GODS

MAGA ON TRUMP 2020

.WIN FOR THE WIN!

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TrumpTrainBot 9 points ago +9 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 360,179,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.659 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TrumpBrickBot 9 points ago +9 / -0

QUAD DAMAGE!

FOUR BRICKS! FOOOOOOOOUUUUUUR! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS CENTIPEDE IS ABOUT TO DOMINATE!!!

THAT'S 168134 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.6814556752404306931479872% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Lets make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1848.80884579239532063065208 MILES WIDE and 492.724088236445447787398598 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!