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HumbleMemeFarmer 157 points ago +158 / -1

The only METRIC system that American will ever need!

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Antenna [S] 46 points ago +46 / -0

KEK.

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trashquatch 27 points ago +27 / -0

Start planning for Mount Rushmore now, Make America so goddamn Great

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ChelseaHubbell 28 points ago +28 / -0

All presidents after Trump will always be chasing him. This guy is just on another level

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cuckslasher 2 points ago +2 / -0

trump will reveal his final form as god emperor for eternity soon

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SimplePede 3 points ago +5 / -2

The standard system sucks... like really sucks... once you get used to metric. Really quick mental math how many feet in 7.8 miles? Metric is easy. Number of meters in 7.5 Kilometers = 7.5*1000=7500 meters.

Plus it's cool referring to distance in clicks

Sooner or later America will eventually make the switch to metric. That will be an awesome day.

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FreeBased1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Real quick: Why do I care how many feet are in 7.8 miles?

If it takes more math to figure out, it makes us smarter. The metric system is dumbing us down!

America wins yet again.

It's cool referring to kilometers in clicks? Riiiiiiiiight.

;)

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Antenna [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Grams rock.

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sarcen1776 107 points ago +108 / -1

"President Trump, if someone we agree with disagrees with you, will you stand aside and let that person we agree with act as President instead of you"?

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txladyvoter 32 points ago +32 / -0

No.

And don't ask again.

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ClownTamer 18 points ago +18 / -0

Haha, it’s been 4 years of them saying that.

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Choomguy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perfect! Yeah i liked when trump said i listen to 35 experts, then i make a decision. Thats what a leader does. Obama or Clinton would just consult with 3 or 4 corrupt billionaires, then do what the high bidder wants.

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Antenna [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brilliant.

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Antenna [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Mr. President, what message do you think it sends when you..."

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Antenna [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

"President Trump, do you think it sends the wrong message when you..."

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taavofficial 87 points ago +87 / -0

Before I became a hard Trump fan I thought he was really dumb (media and peers probably the biggest culprits). The more research I did on him, the higher his IQ seemed to be.

STABLE GENIUS!

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CaptainChrisPBacon 38 points ago +38 / -0

The Fake News will make you belive that he says bad things about people. But they forget that Trump will not attack you until you attack him. And I have never heard him say that a Voter was fat like Biden did. Trump never attacks the Normies...only elites and their shills.

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AOCs_tits 3 points ago +3 / -0

just Rosie O'Donnell

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hollow_fang 30 points ago +30 / -0

Back in early 2016, I'd fallen into the trap of thinking Trump was stupid, racist, you name it. I hated Bernie too, though so I didn't really have a preference.

I was in college taking some IT class when I saw the guy next to me frequently go on r/the_donald. Seeing the spicy memes on that subreddit, I decided to check it out myself later. Between the memes, I also saw unfiltered Trump speak and his true stance on a lot of issues, and realized more and more that damn he talked sense and had a high IQ.

That's how I became a Trump fan. Also helped that my parents were full-on Trump supporters before that.

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Antenna [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

They aren't in control of broadcasting anymore. The world watches Kung Flu pressers on the interwebs.

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gabwinone 11 points ago +11 / -0

I was the founder/leader of a Tea Party group in California. When Trump came along, I liked him immediately...but the "board members" of the group were immediately to-a-man all never-Trumpers to the bone. I could not get them to understand or even listen to arguments in favor of Trump or criticism of people like Bill Kristol and other do-nothing supposed "conservatives".

It tore the group apart, sadly. It was so fierce a disagreement, we literally haven't spoken since. They treated me with the same disdain they felt and vocalized for Donald Trump.

It was not the commies in California that beat us. It was the stubborn, elitist, snobby, think-tank loving, non-action, non-"populist" Republican brahmins that did us in.

God, I hate 'em.

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Maxmax 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your were right, they were wrong. Never forget that.

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gabwinone 1 point ago +1 / -0

I appreciate it. But, man, is it frustrating!

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OneOfMany_MAGA 27 points ago +27 / -0

Trump is plenty smart, Wharton grad.

But what makes him a great president are his ability to see past bullshit to the heart of the matter; his instincts; and his titanium will and confidence as a leader.

It also helps that he is honest and perhaps incapable of the major levels of duplicity that form the hallmark of typical politicians.

Every president of my lifetime, except perhaps Reagan, just played at being a leader. They were like boys elected to a position and they muddled through. Trump is different. He takes flak and media lies that would wither any mere human, and it just feeds his will. Sometimes I think that without the ridiculous opposition, he would be diminished, as if a routine presidency where he was not opposed at every turn would fail to challenge him.

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sackofwisdom 7 points ago +7 / -0

Saved your comment. I'd like to add that his ability to remember so many people's names is admirable. Business leaders, politicians, new press guys. Boss man pays attention and does his homework.

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mintyfresh 5 points ago +5 / -0

What honed Trump was building projects in NYC.

After dealing with the Irish, Russian, Italian, and NYC gov't mobsters for years, reporters and despots alike are a piece of cake.

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MAGAnic316 22 points ago +22 / -0

I liked the apprentice, but didn't really have much of an opinion of him, until I read "Think big and kick ass".

It seriously changed the way I thought about things. Decided video games, jerking it and unemployment were no longer the life for me, and a couple months later I was a junior audit clerk with a reputable firm who were fully sponsoring my studies.

I used one of the book's anecdotes during my job interview (Filling up all your pockets with cash) and ended up so goddam charming and confident it felt like I was listening to someone else speaking through me.

A few years later, the day he came down that beautiful escalator, I knew he was gonna end up winning the presidency. The man just sees the world in a way most other people have been conditioned not to. He thrives on challenge. You combine that with an obvious high IQ and it's no wonder the Dems and their low energy strategists can't stump him

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gabwinone 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just bought the book. Thanks.

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nethyek 15 points ago +15 / -0

I thought he was unelectable and he was being selfish by running, surely handing the election to Hillary.

Was so wrong. The other candidates had no charisma and I think any of them would have gotten swamped.

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Lol_Garrus 58 points ago +58 / -0

He should point to his crotch and say "Deez Nuts are the metrics"

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IcculusBased9 16 points ago +16 / -0

"Yes, I've been very closely following the LIGMA Model. Byahhch."

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DragQueenTruckDrag 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol

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B_Sack 11 points ago +11 / -0

The death toll from laughter would befar greater than from the Chinese Wuhan-Flu Coronavirus.

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Returningtogod 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha.

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AlphaNathan 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is why I couldn't be president.

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liberty4alll 31 points ago +31 / -0

Obama wishes his teleprompter gave him lines like this...

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points ago +10 / -0

To morons like the press Trump's iq seems like spooky mystical joojoo

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DrBJTester 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well to start with they have never done that personally. So it's completely foreign to them and outside their experience or the experience of their circle of friends.

To boldly go where no Cuck has gone before.

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wethedownvoted 4 points ago +4 / -0

We need a committee of 28 to make any decision!

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DragQueenTruckDrag 21 points ago +21 / -0

Should’ve grabbed his balls

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SwampSwan 5 points ago +5 / -0

N'yawka style!

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AlphaNathan 4 points ago +4 / -0

All I got are my balls and my word!

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KaliyugaNavigator 5 points ago +5 / -0

And I don’t break ‘em for commie cucks

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4moreyears 19 points ago +19 / -0

VERY STABLE GENIUS

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PolarBears4Trump2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

It was a fking great line! Well done, Mr. President!

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Fredo_Cuomo 12 points ago +13 / -1

90% of hospitalizations had a pre-existing condition.

I'd bet the remaining 10% are either old, fat and/or smokers

How's that for metrics ?

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tamagosushi 11 points ago +11 / -0

I work in data analysis (not to pull the reddit dick measure) but the reason I bring it up is how funny its been to watch the fucking IDIOTS in the media try and act like they're experts in data, data modeling, etc.

Honestly, my biggest takeaway from this entire experience is that the left is even more fucking stupid than I thought. Lack of understanding about the economy, data, business, anything numbers or reality based. Everythign is feelings and they're ALWAYS making the wrong decision.

Why we let these fucking idiots have a say in anything?

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

1st amendment is a helluva drug

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bitterbut_true 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why we let these fucking idiots have a say in anything?

So then you understand the attitude of the globalists--they see us as "fucking idiots" as well. That means they'll force 'vaccinate' and have us digitally branded like cattle.

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MichaelHall1 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was bitter, but true.

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Antenna [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Globalists are the enemy. Not the "libtards" or "rabid right". The Globalist Club invented the Democrat/Republican party thing. The Globalists see us as "useless eaters", organ donors and food.

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CLaRGe 11 points ago +11 / -0

He thinks in American

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learntocode 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wish he had a super soaker to hit them with after these dumb ass reporters barf their shit out in the briefing room.

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DragonNRG 5 points ago +5 / -0

I trust those metrics over the metrics of anyone else who was in that room with him at that moment, I'll tell you that much

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Antenna [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can judge a man by his metrics.

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mykillk 6 points ago +6 / -0

Believe me folks....there's no problem here.

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kookieman1911 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry, you can not use your brain. You need to be told by elitists 5th column what to do if not, they start a shit campaign.

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mercynurse 4 points ago +4 / -0

I adore this man!

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nds19 4 points ago +4 / -0

We have the best metrics, folks

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masshole3 4 points ago +4 / -0

We've got the best metrics, don't we folks ?

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July_1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Fuck you."

-DJT

basically.

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MagaMita 2 points ago +2 / -0

This President is one of US!

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SAW2TH 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did he really say that?!? LOL!!!

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Kaori-chan1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anybody who once has been in a position to make a life and death decision for someone you care will understand our POTUS’s response. He is the true alpha. Metrics are important, he is well aware of that. I have seen so many smart people get stuck in paralysis of analysis.

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bclautz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only thing we need is common sense. Thank god Trump has it.

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