People always say: ‘Conservatives never protest because they are too busy working.’”

“You’re not working — so it’s time to protest. Come prepared for a traffic jam in Lansing! Whitmer wants Michigan to be in a gridlock. We plan to give her a gridlock in Lansing! Stay in your vehicle as the ‘Whitmer police’ will likely be out to enforce social distancing.”

Excellent point. No need to ask off.

"Hey, boss. Need a Couple days off for this Boog thing. "