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Scuffers 126 points ago +127 / -1

We should all phone and ask for the Sanders Special.

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WheeeeeThePeople [S] 96 points ago +98 / -2

Or post a nice review on Yelp and TripAdvisor. Make sure you spell diarrhea correctly.

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deleted 67 points ago +69 / -2
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residue69 92 points ago +92 / -0

If you don't pay Yelp monthly, they only let bad reviews show. Yelp is a racket.

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SuddenlyClintoned 60 points ago +60 / -0

That, and they have "random" people leave bad reviews. They called offering me to pay to curate reviews and remove false reviews manually. When I refused, I recieved 6 reviews from out-of-towners in 9 days - my business usually sees 2 reviews a month, is extremely far from any tourist locations or points of travel, and isn't exactly somewhere you can even shop at with intent to bring back with you.

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Whirlybot 20 points ago +20 / -0

Sounds like a situation for a Project Veritas clone. That's extortion, but I think you'd have to prove you were harmed by the bad reviews. I don't pay any attention to Yelp because I just assumed the owner and employees wrote in, posing as customers, and positively reviewed the place.

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SuddenlyClintoned 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ah. Alright. I would have picked up on it being a scam, but my manager took the call, not me. That makes sense.

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RuleoVicus 21 points ago +22 / -1

Same with the BBB, most worthless fucking org

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HillaryAteMyBaby 15 points ago +15 / -0

Absolutely true. You pay them a hefty monthly fee and can keep a good rating. I always cringe when I hear housewives saying "I'm gonna report them to the BBB!"

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Pickles 10 points ago +10 / -0

Angry Customer: "I'm going to report you to the Better Business Bureau"
Fred Sanford: "Im...NOT...a...mem-ber".

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Jabblemonkey1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or when a business tries to use their BBB rating as a means to advertise.

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doug2 1 point ago +2 / -1

What's the issue there? Isn't a good thing to tell customers? Like it can help you determine if it legit or not online right?

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rbobjones69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like a protection racket

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OneBigMaga 15 points ago +15 / -0

And this is why you don't trust yelp. It's a marketing tool/protection racket. You pay the money and no bad reviews get in. You don't and your business gets trashed.

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AllAmericanAdonis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't use the mobile app and block location requests in your browser.

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Ugbootshuffler 10 points ago +11 / -1

I left a nice review, seems it is gone also

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LatitudeofMind 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why a nice review for a shithole

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RuleoVicus 6 points ago +7 / -1

I believe he was being facetious

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Ugbootshuffler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your belief is correct

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LugNuts 47 points ago +47 / -0

I called and told the lady I hope they go out of business for the way they treated Mrs. Sanders. She paused, then hung up.

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Bernier4Canada 13 points ago +15 / -2

What did these people do to deserve this, i'm out of the loop here

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Torterraman 41 points ago +41 / -0

Kicked former press secretary out of their restaurant because Trump supporters weren’t welcome there.

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Bernier4Canada 31 points ago +31 / -0

what retards, how hard is it to just serve your customers in a way that doesn't piss off half the country

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rabbidlemur 21 points ago +21 / -0

Half the country was cheering the restaurant owner on though. This kicked off a whole string of incidents where crazy dems were chasing prominent republicans out of restaurants. Dem leaders were out there egging this behavior on, saying no one who supports bad orange man should feel comfortable supporting him.

Democrat leaders really are evil.

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FliesTheFlag 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dem leaders were out there egging this behavior on

That James Brown looking cunt I remember doing this.

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turanian_552 20 points ago +20 / -0

We should all phone and ask for the Sanders Special.

Or if Prince Albert is still in his can :-}

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nunyadangbidness 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'd be curious to know if their refrigerator is running

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or if John is there.

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Rugar22 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm gonna ask if it's the Krusty Krab.

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Givesgunstogrannies 53 points ago +53 / -0

Feels good knowing some blue haired xir isn't going to delete this post and use it to nuke the forum. .win for the Win!

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WheeeeeThePeople [S] 31 points ago +32 / -1

It would be a shame if this was reposted on forums I don't visit such as 4chan/8chan and Reddit.

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PepesCovfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Certainly can’t allow that...

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Killer 3 points ago +3 / -0

oh wait, yeah we can

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BlueStateAgitator732 26 points ago +27 / -1

Ex-South Brunswick man exploited goodwill, ripped off pizzerias during pandemic: police

https://www.mycentraljersey.com/story/news/crime/jersey-mayhem/2020/04/10/south-brunswick-nj-man-ripped-off-pizzerias-during-pandemic-police/5133809002/

Spoofing Caller ID and calling in fake police dept pizza orders. Cocksucker. As if the law ain't gonna find your clever ass.

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WheeeeeThePeople [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yeah. There is no value in committing a criminal act IMHO. There is great value in conservatives expressing their opinion and trolling/boycotting the left. (remember to spell diarrhea correctly)

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IPMang 22 points ago +22 / -0

This post needs to be removed immediately before Reddit bans the sub for brigading...

OH WAIT!

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Judge_Internet 18 points ago +18 / -0

CLEAN YOUR CANOPIES!

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CrashXXL 15 points ago +15 / -0

Their phone and website are down

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CrashXXL 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol never got that before

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marinatedartichoke 15 points ago +15 / -0

The best part of not being on Reddit is that we can brigade cucks

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Justjayce 12 points ago +12 / -0

Make an order...tell them you will pay cash when you arrive.

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Warren_Puffitt 12 points ago +12 / -0

This post is STICKY-WORTHY!

You gave the number; I couldnt resist. Heres how it went.

Ring-ring...

Them - Hello, Red Hen. How can I help you?

Me - Hi. Are you taking reservations for carry out meals?

Them - Oh, yes. But were getting great numbers of orders so I'd recommend that you order soon.

Me - Ok. What do you recommend on today's menu...I've heard great things about your food.

Them - We have a roast pork tendieloin with a mushroom and white wine & shallots reduction.

Me - That sound great. Make it two of them, please. Can you recommend a wine to pair with it?

Them - Oh of course. The San Marino Limited Press Pinot Noir is a perfect compliment to that dish. Would you like to add a bottle?

Me - Make it 2 again. What does that come to?

Them - Wonderful! That's $148 before tax. Would you like to add gratuity now? 20% is customary.

Me - Sure. Thank you.

Them - All right then. We have for you (repeats order, tallies bill). What is the credit card information?

...WAIT FOR IT...

Me - The name on the card is "Sarah Sanders..."

"CLICK!"

KEK-A-RAMA!

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WheeeeeThePeople [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

You win the post of the day! That said, Pinot Noir with mushrooms is an abomination.

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Shroudedf8 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was amazing, but I am stuck on the 20% gratuity added on for fuckin takeout. I'm not a cheap ass since I worked in the restaurant biz when I was younger,but this just seems like a scam. Maybe restaurants are doing this to help their staff? That would be more palatable as long as it's not this shit hole.

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +4 / -0

stuck on the 20% gratuity added on for fuckin takeout.

Word...fake order, and I was actually considering telling her 30% to help out her folks in these hard times but that would've been cruel.

Also, I hate tip jars staged on counters. Theres no good rationale for those.

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL good one, reminds me of the Pawn Shop/Battletoads prank.

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OneBigMaga 11 points ago +11 / -0

You can also tie up their phone lines with calls. Spend a bunch of time placing an order and then realize you can't find you credit card, etc.

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KABOOKIE 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah. At the end of my large and time consuming phone order I’ll just mention how much I adore and respect Sarah Sanders. They’ll do their own throat slitting.

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covfefe-pot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sign them up for as many call lists as possible.

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TrumpTrainJune152015 10 points ago +10 / -0

Order off their menu if they don't make you pay up front and dont pick it up. Trump curse them.

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nrjk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Force them to feed the homeless with all the extra meals that aren't being picked up. I say it's a charity.

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Mark 10 points ago +10 / -0

Goes to voice mail..I just made up a story that made no sense and had no end..

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CancelTheSwamp 9 points ago +9 / -0

Never forget who your enemies are.

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BidenSmellsKids 8 points ago +8 / -0

I called them and asked if they were taking reservations or if they just put a bowl of kibble down for liberals.

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BoughtByBloomberg 7 points ago +8 / -1

Is this the same red hen? Didn't it go bankrupt?

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Miserable_company 4 points ago +4 / -0

I seem to remember that too... It checks out though. This graphic is findable on their Facebook page.

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VetforTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol

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8yearmaga 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just called. They said she was here and thank you for calling, bye.

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WheeeeeThePeople [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Call Tuesday and ask again. Could have been a mistake.

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Monzie 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is one of the few times I'm totally cool with prank calling.

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WheeeeeThePeople [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Friend just emailed me RedHen is active on FB: "redhenlexington". Don't do the FB or twitter thing. He sent me the Take out menu:

Saturday, April 4, 2020 RED HEN TAKE OUT MENU Call 460-0600 between 4 - 7:30 pm

STARTERS

Caesar Salad $7 Local Greens, Grana Padano Dressing, Croutons & Pickled Onions

Duck Pastrami Salad $10 Walnuts, Golden Raisins, Radishes & Creamy White Balsamic Dressing

Butternut Carrot Soup 1pt $8 Paradox Farm Turmeric, Spiced Creme Fraiche

Roasted Garlic & Potato Soup 1pt $8 Cheese to You Agrumato Olive Oil, Piment d' Espelette

Cheese Board $12 Selection of 3 Cheeses from Cheese to You, Accoutrements

Marinated Olives $5 Fennel, Rosemary, Lemon, Olive Oil

ENTREES

House Burger $14 Grass Fed Beef, Mountain View Farm Gouda, Roasted Garlic Dijonnaise

Shrimp & Grits $18 Rattlesnake Habanero Cheddar Grits, Stewed Peppers

Chicken Ballotine $16 Fireside Farm, Wades Mill Polenta, Marcona Almond Romesco

Leek & Kale Risotto $14 Cheese to You Aged Balsamic, Grana Padano

Spiced Pork Loin $16 Green Lentils, Sauce Bercy, Grainy Mustard & Fennel Salad

Beef & Barley $20 Grass Fed Short Ribs, Creamed Mushrooms

DESSERTS

Lemon Meringue $8 Pate Sucree and Italian Meringue

Devils Food Cake $8 Chocolate Ganache and Fresh Raspberries

Cinnamon Carrot Cupcake $5 Citrus Cream Cheese Frosting

NEW! COCKTAIL KITS (each kit makes 2 cocktails; liquor not included) Lavender Lemon Martini Kit ($5) Our own lav/lem mixture already prepared & ready to pour. Just add vodka (and a few dashes of bitters, if you've got it). The Gin & Tonic Kit ($6) Our own tonic syrup, made by us, plus a can of Canada Dry tonic. Add gin, garnish with lime, and you're good to go.

BEER & CIDER Wild Wolf Blonde Hunny ABV 6.8% | $3 Basic City Our Daily Pils (Pilsner) ABV 5.3%| $3 Basic City 6th Lord IPA ABV 5.5% | $3 Deschutes -Black Butte Porter ABV 5.2% | $3 Buskey Hard Cider ABV 5.5% | $3.25

ROSE Moulin de Gassac Guilhem Rose $12

SPARKLING Veuve Parisot Brut $12

WHITES La Villa Pinot Grigio $12 Hayes Valley Chardonnay $15 Danielle De L'Ansée Sauvignon Blanc $14 Karl Josef Riesling Kabinett $12 Morgadío Albariño $20

REDS Eola Hills Pinot Noir $18 Lone Birch Syrah $15 Highway 12 Cabernet Sauvignon $18 Juan Gregorio Bazán Reserva Malbec $14 Château Vrai Bordeaux Superieur $14

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proDeoEtPatria 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol

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MadDogMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just did and also got hung up on! 😂

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WheeeeeThePeople [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Call back Tuesday...I'm sure they wouldn't be rude to you.

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RutlandIowa 3 points ago +3 / -0

As of a month ago on g**gle reviews, they are still leaving karma. But for some reason it only shows 80 after all this time.

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MainAd5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did ja tell em she is kin to da colonel??

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Afeazo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Even better just order a shit ton of food (but a reasonable amount for a family) and just never go pick it up or pay for it. Make sure it is food that can’t be saved for someone else, like egg dishes or fish.

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Happyarch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm going to call them and ask if Mike Rotch is on shift today?

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should take a lesson from the people who did the Pawn Shop/Battletoads prank and be creative with how to approach them!

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm giving The Red Hen a Yelp review. Whatch'yall thaink?

Yelp - The Red Hen

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've just read the whole comment section and I see some people saying they were leaving negative reviews on Yelp but Yelp removed them. Try if you want but don't be surprised your review will be deleted as well.

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WheeeeeThePeople [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stephanie Wilkinson the Red Hen owner: *Resistance is not futile, for you or your business.” * One year later: Red Hen incident had little effect on Lexington tourism

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NotaRussian_Bot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was so excited they were open when I ordered 250 in food a fake address. oh well.

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flashersenpai -18 points ago +8 / -26

lol alright funny prank but let's not

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RuleoVicus 12 points ago +15 / -3

Then get off the front lines and help on the supply train. War is here, now.

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TrumpKnowsKungFu 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah I'm the first to say fuck off to violence, but this isn't violence, and these fuckers denied service to our people based on their political beliefs. Bring em down.