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AngryCitizen 52 points ago +53 / -1

Why don’t Jews follow Jesus?

Because He is Risen.

Lots of people won’t get this joke, but matzoh people will.

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Konsaki 22 points ago +22 / -0

Quit trying to levain things up!

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Konsaki 9 points ago +9 / -0

Around 3 days or so.

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AngryCitizen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Listen, Flat!

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basedtexapede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah! Loaf me alone for at yeast a little while!

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AngryCitizen 4 points ago +4 / -0

It feels like the right time to lift Spirits.

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BowelSharpton [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Leavened? TeeHee. Even as a Catholic I've got some look-both-ways-before-telling ones: Jesus walks into a traveler's lodge and slams three nails onto the counter. "Hey man, can you put me up for the night?".

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AngryCitizen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know this one!

It’s not offensive at all: they were all booked and he had to sleep in the manger.

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VetforTrump 10 points ago +11 / -1

Lol yeah a leavening joke

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AngryCitizen 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did it fall flat?

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AngryCitizen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yeah that’s right!

I only remember (barely) one sedar from my childhood and my younger brother did the matzoh Hunt.

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CT_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

First time I found it I asked for a Jet-Ski because I was told you could ask for something if you find it.

Didn't realize proper etiquette was to ask for a piece of candy or something. I was crushed.

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Detective51 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shhh! Keep it down, you guys are being too shroud.

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AngryCitizen 2 points ago +2 / -0

You’re just bitter, Herb.

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AlohaChris 11 points ago +11 / -0

🌶 🌶 🌶 🔥

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Mrsattorney 11 points ago +11 / -0

😄😄😄😄

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VetforTrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Perfect, I wish I had that meme magic.

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AngryCitizen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just make a lot.

Most will fall flat. Some will pop. Sometimes it’s just the timing of the posting that kills momentum.

Learn and make more.

Brag about your top ones.

Forget about the zeros. Who cares?

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JebSurge 10 points ago +10 / -0

He can just have the other Biden hide the eggs.

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

And impregnate the Single Stripper Mothers.

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AngryCitizen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry, we all know Hillary is going to come in and take all the eggs at the last minute.

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TheTexan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Genius

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RuleoVicus 7 points ago +8 / -1

Hot damn this is the bees knees

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1776ThereIsaidIt 7 points ago +8 / -1

Kek

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PolarBears4Trump2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fantastic!

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katsumi27 3 points ago +3 / -0

This post and title is top tier shit post! Have a brick.

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TrumpBrickBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 168150 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.6837092544736842105275200% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1848.98478249486286630927800 MILES WIDE and 492.770976940763331898670550 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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MAGATron45 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish I could buy you a beer for this. Simply amazing

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Chopblock 2 points ago +2 / -0

HA! ...and losing his own push-up contest!

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Detective51 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who? What?

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farquhar 2 points ago +2 / -0

I cannot help but think of this when I hear Biden speak. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c

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MainAd5 1 point ago +1 / -0

First fruits?

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quack: I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome? Al, Al-zheimers: Is that normal? Doc: It's Not Unusual

Doc: Well, it's good news & bad news. Patient: Hit me with the good news first. Doc: Your penis is going to grow a full half-inch longer and wider circumferentially. Patient: Far OUT! What's the bad news? Doc: It's malignant.

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