Leavened? TeeHee. Even as a Catholic I've got some look-both-ways-before-telling ones: Jesus walks into a traveler's lodge and slams three nails onto the counter. "Hey man, can you put me up for the night?".
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 168150 BRICKS HANDED OUT!
We are at 23.6837092544736842105275200% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!
At this rate, the wall will be 1848.98478249486286630927800 MILES WIDE and 492.770976940763331898670550 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!
Quack: I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome?
Al, Al-zheimers: Is that normal?
Doc: It's Not Unusual
Doc: Well, it's good news & bad news.
Patient: Hit me with the good news first.
Doc: Your penis is going to grow a full half-inch longer and wider circumferentially.
Patient: Far OUT! What's the bad news?
Doc: It's malignant.
Why don’t Jews follow Jesus?
Because He is Risen.
Lots of people won’t get this joke, but matzoh people will.
Quit trying to levain things up!
Around 3 days or so.
Listen, Flat!
Yeah! Loaf me alone for at yeast a little while!
It feels like the right time to lift Spirits.
Leavened? TeeHee. Even as a Catholic I've got some look-both-ways-before-telling ones: Jesus walks into a traveler's lodge and slams three nails onto the counter. "Hey man, can you put me up for the night?".
I know this one!
It’s not offensive at all: they were all booked and he had to sleep in the manger.
Lol yeah a leavening joke
Did it fall flat?
Oh yeah that’s right!
I only remember (barely) one sedar from my childhood and my younger brother did the matzoh Hunt.
First time I found it I asked for a Jet-Ski because I was told you could ask for something if you find it.
Didn't realize proper etiquette was to ask for a piece of candy or something. I was crushed.
Shhh! Keep it down, you guys are being too shroud.
You’re just bitter, Herb.
🌶 🌶 🌶 🔥
😄😄😄😄
Perfect, I wish I had that meme magic.
Just make a lot.
Most will fall flat. Some will pop. Sometimes it’s just the timing of the posting that kills momentum.
Learn and make more.
Brag about your top ones.
Forget about the zeros. Who cares?
He can just have the other Biden hide the eggs.
And impregnate the Single Stripper Mothers.
Sorry, we all know Hillary is going to come in and take all the eggs at the last minute.
Genius
Hot damn this is the bees knees
Kek
Fantastic!
This post and title is top tier shit post! Have a brick.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 168150 BRICKS HANDED OUT!
We are at 23.6837092544736842105275200% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!
At this rate, the wall will be 1848.98478249486286630927800 MILES WIDE and 492.770976940763331898670550 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!
I wish I could buy you a beer for this. Simply amazing
HA! ...and losing his own push-up contest!
Who? What?
I cannot help but think of this when I hear Biden speak. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c
HAW! Meanwhile, on a rooftop near BideMentia's recent campaign stop
First fruits?
Quack: I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome? Al, Al-zheimers: Is that normal? Doc: It's Not Unusual
Doc: Well, it's good news & bad news. Patient: Hit me with the good news first. Doc: Your penis is going to grow a full half-inch longer and wider circumferentially. Patient: Far OUT! What's the bad news? Doc: It's malignant.