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OutlawPurpleHairDye 66 points ago +66 / -0

Brexit killed millions. Mass graves are still being filled.

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KekistanPM 56 points ago +56 / -0

Not me; I died of net neutrality repeal.

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MilanosTittySprinkle 40 points ago +40 / -0

I died at Inauguration. Many I know perished during tax cuts....how can one Orange Man be so so bad???

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Liberty_Prime 33 points ago +33 / -0

I died of Y2k.

Old soul.

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Rainman 19 points ago +19 / -0

I died because I didn't have access to an Obama phone

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MilanosTittySprinkle 20 points ago +20 / -0

I died when Pence put all the gays and trans in camps!!

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Rainman 8 points ago +8 / -0

I member that... the horror

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Gyrfalcon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wish I could upvote this multiple times!!

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streakybacon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Vodafone offers "free data" for certain social media popular with young people and not a single one is up in arms about it...

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Gyrfalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like Potters Field in New York?

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Get-schlonged 32 points ago +32 / -0

Reminds me of the ________ scare campaign.

Fill in the blank. My personal choice is net neutrality. I can’t count how many funerals I had to go during that crisis.

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Basedkekistani2020 28 points ago +28 / -0

Project Fear

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Forgototherpassword 16 points ago +16 / -0

Question: If 30-50%+ of Chicagoans show antibodies... are they using antibodies to pad numbers of COVID-19 deaths? Intentionally or not?

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Dr_Falsey 22 points ago +22 / -0

NY Times is foreign in owned. No foreign owned media in America period.

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LugNuts 8 points ago +8 / -0

When Obama openly threatened them with trade problems if they left the EU.

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xiao_maga_part2 55 points ago +55 / -0

NYT just wants to keep the economy shutdown until November and have it cost Trump the election.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 42 points ago +42 / -0

With ballot harvesting.

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xiao_maga_part2 28 points ago +28 / -0

Correct and why they are pushing for mail-in only elections as well.

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ChuckedBeef 23 points ago +23 / -0

"We must vote by mail for safety (so we can ballot harvest)"

Fuck that, I'll risk it to cast my vote. The democrats created this hysteria, it's going to be their voters by and large who are afraid to go outside and vote and that's what they get. This whole thing will backfire on them. Any vote by mail measure needs to be Vetoed.

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KS-76- 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd cross a mine field to vote Trump KAG in November. Voter fraud by mail is the Dems only hope.

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jaubrey 13 points ago +13 / -0

... and it's staff, the the un-elected members of the media's Politburo, will clap as they sip their Starbucks in that smug, self-congratulatory way they do so well.

After all, they know better than everyday Americans. Blue collar workers constantly vote against their own interest, so its up to them to put their soft, moist hands to work to save the world. Later on, they'll go enjoy a craft IPA and pick up some environmentally-friendly social justice conscious designer artisan hand soap for their wives; there's no better scent they prefer on their wive's boyfriend's cock than that

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KekistanPM 13 points ago +13 / -0

While asking the feds for bailout money at the same time probably.

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Chalupamancer 39 points ago +39 / -0

Literally want people to be huddled in their homes and scared rather then let Americans live their own lives.

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SirPokeSmottington 8 points ago +8 / -0

as I'd trust Rosie O'Donnell not to eat the last Krispy Kreme in the box

If you can resist the last Krispy Kreme, you are not human.

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

pound me too

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rbobjones69 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Rosee has the box the decision is out of your hands.

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ChuckedBeef 29 points ago +29 / -0

These guys constantly abuse the first amendment. Something like this should open them up to lawsuits. It's like yelling "BOMB!" in a crowded area when you know full well there is no bomb and causing many deaths by stampede as a result.

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Pres-Trump 24 points ago +24 / -0

They are anti-America fucks and every newspaper should be shreded, and every website should be deleted. Unfortunately they're one of around 2000 around the country.

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learntocode 10 points ago +10 / -0

I have an easier solution: don't pay for a subscription and turn off the TV.

Go further, and spend you money on people doing original reporting.

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KekistanPM 14 points ago +14 / -0

I remember thirty years ago when watching NBC/CBS/ABC for the evening news was a family ritual. Over time my dad would yell at the TV more and more over their absurd logic, hyping and fallacies. We finally stopped.

And that was thirty years ago.

Barely a month ago while at the auto shop waiting to pick up my car, and they were airing a local station with some news programming...I only watched for three minutes but it was literally "Our top story, people say orange man is bad. Look at these damning tweets and replies..." and I thought "Wow...now the TV is yelling at me!"

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Pres-Trump 6 points ago +7 / -1

I don't pay for anything anymore if I don't have to, the internet is only good for that one reason. I spent money on those who gave me hope before, it's just a waste, keep your money for you and your loved ones.

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learntocode 22 points ago +22 / -0

NY Times and the media in general are great reminders that capitalism works. We don't support these shit house rags, and they are seeing their fortunes flushed down the toilet.

The new masters of the media are foreign governments and global corporate interests, and they use the media as a mouth piece for whatever they need said in a given news cycle. Revenue doesn't matter. Sales of papers don't matter. That is why we see the bullshit in the news we see now. It is all about serving their masters with the infinite bankrolls by steering mass opinion - bombs, cars, drugs, makeup, financial scams, government handouts, and concessions. Different interest groups battle it out as the need arises by shoveling money into the media inferno for a time.

Show me a paper or TV channel that make the majority of its revenue off of its readers/viewers and I will show you Real News.

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KekistanPM 15 points ago +15 / -0

China be like "fortunes being flushed down the toilet? No problem, we got you fam. Here's an unlimited revenue stream from our government in return for anti-Trump stories."

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I mean, what you say can be true and what I say can also be true. There are foreign governments handing stories to reporters; handing endowments to universities; setting up "conferences" around their interests and paying speaker fees and travel expenses to journalists and academics alike to pimp their viewpoint. The same way that corporations and industries do, but with the interests of a foreign nation, rather than, for example, the cattle growers or missle makers of America.

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Assault-Covfefe 17 points ago +17 / -0

OPEN. THE. COUNTRY.

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learntocode 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have a meme folder that I should delete but every time I do I coof and coof about bat soup and can't get rid of it.

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rbobjones69 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, you have to eat it! 😉

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jatergator 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fortunately for us, we have Donald J. Trump as President, and we are opening this bitch up soon!

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PolarBears4Trump2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

You can't fool REAL AMERICANS, you commie NYT ghouls

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Esodo 10 points ago +10 / -0

I haven’t heard a single one of these liberals give me a good argument yet on how this is sustainable. Whenever I ask how in the hell a seven month lockdown is sustainable all I get is “What???? You wanna kill grandma???”

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PainCakes 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe so, but it's going to be hard when one of Biden's top advisers is claiming that he wants to extend the lockdowns for 18 months until there's a vaccine.

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Dang 8 points ago +8 / -0

These journalists are bought and paid shills for China and want to see the U.S. fail.

When will they be held accountable.

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jomten 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can I just get some trump pills and go get the 'rona, get over it, and get back to work? Asking for 10 million unemployed americans.

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Paul_Revere 5 points ago +5 / -0

And if DJT announced he was keeping the country on lockdown indefinitely, the NYT would be screeching about how "Orange Drumph is destroying the country!"

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GulagDweller 5 points ago +5 / -0

Libtards have found out that the SHUT DOWN has caused a reduction of .001% in carbon emissions and have determined this is worth destroying the economy and America.

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VetforTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't care, open it up. I'm at risk by age and still don't care. Open it up...

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CmonGubMintGibMe 5 points ago +5 / -0

How could anyone see the main stream media as anything but evil?

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Tonightm01 5 points ago +5 / -0

More "sources".

The only action that needs to be taken is one against the MSM. It cant continue as it is. They know the longer the country stays closed the more it will harm Trump. Thats it. Nothing to do with saving lives or anything.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 5 points ago +6 / -1

OPEN THIS BITCH BACK UP - FULL THROTTLE!

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Keep_on_winning_kag 4 points ago +4 / -0

The NYT should be called " The Democratic times" .

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masshole3 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder if the White House is intentionally leaking fucked up documents to fuck with the fake news.

Canary traps, if you will.

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MAUSGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here in Australia the ABC (state-funded "independent" broadcaster) is doing a similar thing. They are reporting based on models of 25 million Australians becoming sick - literally every person in the country! This despite having one of the lowest infection rates in the world and <100 new daily cases, down from a peak of ~500/day two weeks ago.

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Gunmolester 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if the Murderous Anti-American Left will revive a pandemic every decade like they do with Racism?

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

I think they're going to be out of business shortly after Trump starts his 2nd term.

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rbobjones69 2 points ago +2 / -0

No 9ne said we have to open NY again, just the good ole US of A.

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Include Cali

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rbobjones69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not with dems in control of mail in voting.