... and it's staff, the the un-elected members of the media's Politburo, will clap as they sip their Starbucks in that smug, self-congratulatory way they do so well.

After all, they know better than everyday Americans. Blue collar workers constantly vote against their own interest, so its up to them to put their soft, moist hands to work to save the world. Later on, they'll go enjoy a craft IPA and pick up some environmentally-friendly social justice conscious designer artisan hand soap for their wives; there's no better scent they prefer on their wive's boyfriend's cock than that