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glasses2020 6 points ago +7 / -1

No. That's part of the play. The sources are actually real people, and most likely not the ones writing. The sources are people lying, or talking out of their ass. The fake news journalists respect the sources position and publish without verifying. When the fake news journalists start to receive flak, they start touting vague details about the sources describing their stature as an insider, or someone with years of Whitehouse experience or anything that could convince their readers that this person is important enough to keep anonymous due to their potentially sensitive stature. This gives their story legitimacy and delays their need to actually check their own sources long enough for the next cycle to begin.

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Pedeville 4 points ago +5 / -1

Whats up with imaginary friends? Are kids actually hallucinating people? I never had one of those

Edit: it was actually a serious question. If any of you pedes who had imaginary friends could chime in and tell me if you actually saw people or just pretended that they are there?

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Zadok 6 points ago +6 / -0

My imaginary friend was one of the smartest kids I knew.

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uvontheterrible 48 points ago +50 / -2

POTUS telling it like it is.

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AlphaNathan 17 points ago +18 / -1

NO BRAKES

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TrumpTrainBot 12 points ago +12 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 360,269,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.658 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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bigdickhangsright 4 points ago +4 / -0

NO QUARTER

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fthecoup 6 points ago +7 / -1

High ranking unnamed sources

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bigdickhangsright 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even if they are real people it's preemptively understood that they're full of shit.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sources familiar with the President’s thinking.

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Dr_Falsey 2 points ago +2 / -0

And despite us knowing who owns the WaPoo, many of us still choose to shop there religiously.

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ricky_spanish 33 points ago +33 / -0

As we used to say, "pics or it didn't happen"

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killerbunny88 3 points ago +4 / -1

But now pics can all be photoshopped so even those can be suspect hahaha

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ricky_spanish 1 point ago +1 / -0

I never realized that. thanks. /s

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ThirteenPercenter 21 points ago +22 / -1

“Unnamed source” can literally be the reporters themselves. Or their cat, or their imaginary friend.

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fear_mongrels 7 points ago +7 / -0

Apparently they allow this in SJW "academic" studies as well. When your evidence is citing yourself you call it an "autoethnography". Then you can talk about the "systemic oppression" like an expert.

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Lowlylurker 18 points ago +19 / -1

Don’t forget the part about them being sniveling, lying, limp brained sellout their souls for nothing inadequate fuck face faggots sir.

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fear_mongrels 15 points ago +15 / -0

Like that disgusting NPR pig Yamiche asking the Surgeon General yesterday about "many people offended about pop-pop" when it was really just...her.

https://www.redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2020/04/10/watch-pbs-journo-yamice-tries-to-cancel-surgeon-general-with-wokeness-lecture-but-he-was-not-having-it/

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Zadok 4 points ago +4 / -0

Go to Utah, you can see lots of.... Oh, wait, you said Moron. Never mind.

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permissible_missile 2 points ago +2 / -0

The state that put Mitt Romney in the Senate? Still checks out.

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Pres-Trump 11 points ago +12 / -1

National News is asshole.

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1776-or-1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mainstream Smear Media

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Hillarysudders 11 points ago +12 / -1

Unnamed sources say Jim Acucksta sucks Rachel Madcows penis.

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Zadok 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now just how do you propose that I unsee that?

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Awesome 10 points ago +10 / -0

Time to ban local anti America propaganda and hold domestic and foreign agents criminally responsible.

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lifeisahologram 6 points ago +6 / -0

Here is how the lefts mental gymnastics work to claim that Trump's statement is false, as they claim they do have sources.

  • Step 1: The MSM overlords hire bad managers, with illintent for their media companies, who will hire bad journalists who don't actually do journalism.
  • Step 2: The MSM ovelords decide on a narrative, and coordinate with people to make shit up and be a "source" for their various outlets.
  • Step 3: Retarded desk-journos get contacts from people who tell them the crafted lies.
  • Step 4: Because they aren't real journalists, but think they are because they graduated with a journalism degree, they don't bother to look into or verify anything, and simply report what they hear from their "sources", they believe that simply reporting what other people say is journalism.
  • Step 5: After the victims of their fake news defend themselves saying it's fake, the desk-journos act appalled, and tell themselves because someone told them a thing, they believe they are the ones that are right, and double down on the narratives they are told.
  • Step 6: Repeat steps 2-6
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Shitlordstarklefevre 6 points ago +6 / -0

Unnamed sources in my head have instructed me to get naked cover myself in mayonnaise and go knock on the neighbors door

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Zadok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you selling tickets?

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basedtexapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hellmann's or Kraft? Asking for a friend.

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PolarBears4Trump2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thank you Mr. President!

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TheDonaldVET1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Directly pointing out where to spot the lie pattern. Love our brilliant president!

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thuggishruggishtrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just want to know what's with all the so called deaths in NY, 2,000 in one day? I don't fucking buy that, are these people dying in their homes? Because they damn sure aren't in the empty hospitals all around New York.

For example, here in Dallas (supposedly we have the most cases in the entire state of Texas, though that was about a week and a half ago when I checked), we just built 2 new testing sites, one at American Airlines Center and one at Ellis Davis Field House.

Both are closed Easter Sunday.

Huh? Look, I understand it's Easter and all but it doesn't make sense to me for them to be closed if this so called "pandemic" is as serious as it's made out to be. I'm sure people are going to be out and about tomorrow so I would assume some people would like to drive by one of these centers to get a "just to be sure" test (they're the drive-in ones).

None of this shit adds up, I've never seen the mainstream media this vicious ever in my 28 years on this Earth. They're constantly pushing these wild numbers, yet LESS people are dying OVERALL. We have a supposedly worldwide pandemic and we're experiencing LESS deaths overall than normal. I would like to not think hospitals all over the nation are being paid "hush hush" money to finesse the numbers for the "fear factor".

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glasses2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

They started it. Over a decade ago when I started caring about politics I quickly found out that citing ANY source from any conservative leaning publication was automatically discounted and ignored as conspiracy theories regardless of the actual content. This is how the left is dealing with their own manufactured guilt by association.

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fuqdup 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time to break out them 'people familiar with his thinking' sources!

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VeryStableGenus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone else think Amazon more than anyone wants this shutdown to go on forever?

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Zadok 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remind me again who owns the Washington Post?

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Zadok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah. That guy is a real Gee-nus.

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MAGADUDE 2 points ago +2 / -0

No sources, no sauce, nada..

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basedtexapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll bet your first unnamed sources are familiar with the thinking of the second unnamed sources.

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cgret988 2 points ago +2 / -0

the lower than fish shit mainstream FAKE NEWS media will never tell the truth and do not have any legit sources they can all go F__k themselves

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juan_wayne 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fact!

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SimplePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stopped believing that business right around Kavanagh!

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MartelHammer 1 point ago +1 / -0

NAME YOUR FUCKING SOURCES OR THEY ARE INVALID

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whoflunggoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump watching Tim Pool

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irongeek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am willing to bet these libtards don't even know what the word "DISPARAGE" means

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HonkHonkBaby 0 points ago +1 / -1

DO yOu EvEn kNOw hOW JoUrNaliSM woRkS?

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snoopy3210 -3 points ago +2 / -5

Contrary to Trump I believe these sources exist but they are using the newspapers as a platform to attack the administration with false information. In the case of Wapo we all know who these sources are : the CIA

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HughGRection 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think it's a mix of both