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uvontheterrible 48 points ago +50 / -2

POTUS telling it like it is.

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AlphaNathan 17 points ago +18 / -1

NO BRAKES

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TrumpTrainBot 12 points ago +12 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 360,269,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.658 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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bigdickhangsright 4 points ago +4 / -0

NO QUARTER

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fthecoup 6 points ago +7 / -1

High ranking unnamed sources

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bigdickhangsright 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even if they are real people it's preemptively understood that they're full of shit.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sources familiar with the President’s thinking.

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Dr_Falsey 2 points ago +2 / -0

And despite us knowing who owns the WaPoo, many of us still choose to shop there religiously.