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Shitlordstarklefevre 6 points ago +6 / -0

Unnamed sources in my head have instructed me to get naked cover myself in mayonnaise and go knock on the neighbors door

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Zadok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you selling tickets?

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basedtexapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hellmann's or Kraft? Asking for a friend.