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RussianBot2 68 points ago +69 / -1

You know! The Thing!

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SoYuge 6 points ago +6 / -0

lmao I was coming to comment just this.

I can't believe he said that

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Oback_Barama 40 points ago +41 / -1

Listen fat! What are you doing in my car?!?

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deleted 19 points ago +21 / -2
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ChocktawRidge 5 points ago +5 / -0

Go ahead and play with the hair on my leg...

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Colby 19 points ago +20 / -1

Shut up, fat

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xiao_maga_part2 18 points ago +18 / -0

It was nice of Bernie to let Joe borrow his new convertible.

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thatsallphoax 10 points ago +10 / -0

Commie-vertible

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BernsWhenIPee 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bolshe-'vette.

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taavofficial 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Put the top down ... ah, brings back memories of what I told the girls at the pool".

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SquiggyMcPepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

So who do you think the D's will replace him with when it goes to a contested convention. No way in hell will they let this man within a million miles of a debate with Trump and if he stays the candidate it will have to happen at least once.

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9x10again 2 points ago +2 / -0

Terry McAuliffe

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SquiggyMcPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Suicide. That guy has the charisma of a brick and wouldn't last a minute in a debate. He is one of those glass of water D's that get elected in deep blue states. He repeats the leftist tropes and they all clap and cheer.

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TrumpBrickBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 168151 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.6838501031757625553637408% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1848.99577853876708791419212 MILES WIDE and 492.773907484783199655625047 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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SquiggyMcPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

I keep forgetting that certain words trigger the bots here. 😜

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9x10again 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s a Hillary shill, too. Not that any of those qualities ever stopped them. I really think they’ll pick Kamala Harris as their show pony VP pick, just to get her out there for next time, and sacrifice Biden, because they know they can’t win.

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MAGAnic316 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they maybe have big Mike out there practicing mock debates and brushing up on teleprompter elocution. Might be the real reason Zero has been holding back his endorsement - they plan on her/Xir sanctimoniously coming out "in the name of unity / for the good of the planet / to make us whole again...etc"

Need to get your barf bag ready

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BernsWhenIPee 1 point ago +1 / -0

So who do you think the D's will replace him with

No one. People like Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi don't give a shit if Biden humiliates himself. They'll happily lead Biden to the slaughter, as long as their jobs are secure. It's a win-win proposition for them: if Biden wins, then they will have a hollow husk of a person they can control; if Biden loses, they can continue their "orange man bad" and "resistance" narrative. The only candidate who really posed any threat to them was the commie, and he's been taken care of.

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SquiggyMcPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats a pretty bad gamble because the the entire house is up for replacement and there are 12 D senate seats up for grabs. All the R seats are looking solid so no worries there. They keep up the 'orange man bad' narrative right up to the election and given how popular Trump is with his own base and the majority of independents they may lose most of them in the purple states and maybe a few in the blue. California is especially hot right now with R contenders for seats and they are getting a lot of traction.

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SameCookiePseudonym [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

WOW a sticky! Mods = gods

Credit goes to @_donnydrama on instagram. Some funny shit

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Zoner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Creepy Joe: "oh ya we're going sniffing little kids"

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TyrannyBuster 3 points ago +3 / -0

"We're gonna make America great again! Er no no, the thing!"

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CLaRGe 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I'm Joe Biden and I forgot this meme"

... should be in the meme... your comment sold it!

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SameCookiePseudonym [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

good idea! I didn't make the meme though. Feel free to combine them and redistribute far and wide :)

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mikejones 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get in loser. We're going to lose

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Trump2k 2 points ago +2 / -0

I chuckled :)

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maga_2020 2 points ago +3 / -1

Alzheimer’s and dementia are genuinely some of the saddest and most life draining diseases. I can’t believe he and the DNC are willing to run him for president. Joe needs to take it easy and we deserve better.

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LionTed 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I, uh, I shouldn't have said it that way"

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VoterIDMatters 2 points ago +2 / -0

You like that, you fucking retard?

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MakePizzaGreatAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

C'mon man! These are good folks, folks. You know my leg hair will rise again, today, tomorrow, today, or next election. We can't let fear and xenophobia traint our taints, man. C'mon man!

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IvIA6A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why did I stop?

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PepesCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Listen, Fat. This Meme is a bunch of Malarky. Hey Jack, you didn’t hear that, you wanna do push-ups?! I got cock roaches crawling up my legs. Corn Pops was a Tough Dude!!

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ArchieInTheBunker 1 point ago +1 / -0

I suspect Joe's family has already taken away his keys.

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Ucanttakeskyfromme 1 point ago +1 / -0

GET IN FAT! We are going to a push up contest

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Donald4thewin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look, fat!

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cook_does 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where is Ester!?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

When Biden plays hide and seek, he closes his eyes and counts to 100, then opens his eyes and has no idea where he is.

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runonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Old white guy, bomber jacket, Corvette, sounds legit. Hop in fats, bingo starts in 30.

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eli5_pants 0 points ago +1 / -1

YOU KNOW THE THING