Alf mixed with Eric Clapton AKA Jeff Teidrich:
“ Bro, thousands are dying and you watch Television, you look like you went bobbing for apples in a cotton candy machine. Here’s a link to my coloring book that says it was written by a Nasty Woman.”
The Fake Doctor who abused his ex-wife: “We have a Health crisis and you’re touting a far right no-name news channel.”
David Wassserman or however the fuck you spell it: “FUCK YOU TRUMP. I’ve had to change my underwear 5 times today because I keep shitting myself out of anger everytime you tweet.”
Fake Bishop: “I am a Saint and you are a piece of shit son of a Klansman, checkout my church’s web stream live on Wednesday and Sunday.”
I don’t even need to bother checking Twitter:
Alf mixed with Eric Clapton AKA Jeff Teidrich: “ Bro, thousands are dying and you watch Television, you look like you went bobbing for apples in a cotton candy machine. Here’s a link to my coloring book that says it was written by a Nasty Woman.”
The Fake Doctor who abused his ex-wife: “We have a Health crisis and you’re touting a far right no-name news channel.”
David Wassserman or however the fuck you spell it: “FUCK YOU TRUMP. I’ve had to change my underwear 5 times today because I keep shitting myself out of anger everytime you tweet.”
Fake Bishop: “I am a Saint and you are a piece of shit son of a Klansman, checkout my church’s web stream live on Wednesday and Sunday.”
kek
Lol, he’s so smug about it, it’s so cringey, he’s reused that line more times than I’ve used the key to get into my house.