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holytrpbatman 183 points ago +184 / -1

Sounds like your governor is trying to kill you all.

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AlphaNathan [S] 118 points ago +118 / -0

No wonder the left wants her to be president.

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Please_Clap 25 points ago +25 / -0

LAWSUIT

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LoneStarDangler 15 points ago +15 / -0

Pants on head retarded.

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Margeshrimpson 1 point ago +1 / -0

She has fetal alcohol syndrome. The sexy kind. Not the greta thunberg kind. Gretchen's sister dottie has it real bad.

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DrBJTester 49 points ago +51 / -2

It's a level of enormous incompetence you only see in left-wing fools.

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DrBJTester 6 points ago +7 / -1

Oh it's incompetence but that doesn't rule out malicious intent liberals are never pure.

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Taxation1STheft 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd reach over and buy 50 packets just to say fuck you. I doubt Wal-Mart has taken the time to block all those UPCs from ringing up

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holytrpbatman 2 points ago +2 / -0

This right here, folks.

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magabigleague2 41 points ago +42 / -1

Buy your seeds online. Defy her bullshit.

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Proud_American 10 points ago +15 / -5

The title is erroneous. You can grow your own food. In fact, you can “buy your seeds online”.

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kalokagathia 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's not the point. Its governmental overreach to restrict purchases like this.

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Proud_American 1 point ago +3 / -2

The big box stores needed to adjust to the number of people flocking to their doors while coughing all over everything waltzing around gawkin’ at shit they don’t need.

Costco did it on their own first all over the country. They limited the number of people that could enter with one membership card.

If the governors didn’t have the presidents lead, they wouldn’t be able to clamp down on the purchase of non essentials in this manner. Just buy them online like everyone else who understands the difference.

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kalokagathia 1 point ago +1 / -0

What people "need" is not up to you nor the governors. And most online seed retailers have been sold out for weeks. Maybe you could still find GMO Burpee but i doubt it.

Buying locally is better for communities and states. There are options other than simply restricting the sale, which is beyond gubernatorial power regardless! Curbside pickup and delivery are being done all over the country.

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Proud_American 1 point ago +2 / -1

I agree with ya to a point.

The fact is, the amount of seeds in the stores is a tiny fraction of what they have been selling online. Burpee is sold out and is in the process of procuring more. That takes a shit load of sales beyond what is in stores.

I guess they could take the stock back and disseminate those packs, but without a backup there won’t be any left just like toilet paper.

eBay has lots of seeds left, if you’re looking. There are also others selling seeds, but with so many people buying them, there will be a shortage for the newfound demand

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TrumpaSoros-Flex 18 points ago +18 / -0

I would like to know just what the fuck their explanation is for this

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pray4peace4 85 points ago +86 / -1

That's unbelievable, except she's a Democrat, so that explains it right there. I've come to the conclusion that Democrats are simply trying to destroy... destroy America, destroy societal values, destroy concepts of right & wrong, destroy life, destroy the world. That makes them Satan doesn't it?

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Wolverine 15 points ago +17 / -2

And a State fan.

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Boruzu 3 points ago +6 / -3

So she has one redeeming quality. Wellllll....

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jail state fan!

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1776-or-1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

It all makes sense if you take into account China and communists have been playing the "bleed or kill America dry" playboy for 4 decades.

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Caferrell 4 points ago +5 / -1

they have rejected Jesus and therefore have unknowingly come under the influence of Satan.

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Pres-Trump 29 points ago +30 / -1

I always saw the cat as the reasonable one, it's the Karen that encapsulates her.

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TheLion 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Let them eat cake”

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Joeret 66 points ago +67 / -1

And in Texas they’re getting ready to open up.

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DrBJTester 48 points ago +48 / -0

We have Grit in Texas and we are losing more people to traffic accidents than the Wuhan Pandemic.

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Mexicola1976 30 points ago +32 / -2

Tbf, there's a lot of faggots in Texas. It's already close to being purple. Interestingly enough, it's not because of California transplants. It's the shitty urban areas like parts of San Antonio, Houston, and Dallas that have made it turn to shit. It's a miracle that Cruz beat Beto as that race should have never been close. Florida's the same way.

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Colby 37 points ago +37 / -0

It’s really because of the border.

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spezisacuckold 24 points ago +24 / -0

How about all of the above. Border crossings along with liberal shithole transplants to the major Texas cities.

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Colby 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes sir

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americathegr888 0 points ago +1 / -1

Mostly due to legal immigration. Legal immigrants vote 90% left for life, as do minorities, and we import 1 million legal immigrants per year.

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Taffy550 23 points ago +23 / -0

I moved here from shit hole Oregon three years ago.. Bought a house, pay my taxes and vote Republican. I love Texas and I love Trump. I'm not here to change anything, just embrace it.

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Cyer6 15 points ago +15 / -0

Same here. Came from Commiefornia a little while ago and I'm keeping Texas red. Me along with 3 family members and 2 friends. Five MAGA voters in all and that's what's going to keep this state red.

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Taffy550 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good. Texas Strong. Red, white and blue. Trump 2020.

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BigMikesBigBlackCock 18 points ago +18 / -0

I've known Texas was full of faggots since the old gunny told me in full metal jacket

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BigMikesBigBlackCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

You owe me for one jelly donut !

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Thearchduke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Were u about to call me an asshole?????

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solarsavior -1 points ago +1 / -2

If you’re a Texan, you know that gunny is a pussy. Blah, blah, blah.

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starsabove 16 points ago +17 / -1

It's a miracle that Cruz beat Beto as that race should have never been close.

Nah, it was only that close because Beto was the focus of the entire Democrat campaign machine during that election. He had everything, unlimited funds, 110% glowing media coverage, dozens of celebrity endorsements, etc. And he still lost. Refer to his failed POTUS campaign to see a better representation of how he'd fare without that support.

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DragQueenTruckDrag 7 points ago +8 / -1

Beaners

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ramey95 2 points ago +3 / -1

Your comment+Your username=BASED

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Proud_American 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not exactly, but it makes for a good headline.

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okdoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

This. Yes.

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anon1011101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Strongly agree!

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PKpwnage 38 points ago +38 / -0

Grab some anyway, go to self checkout.

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SirVilhelm 41 points ago +43 / -2

Or if you're in California just walk out of the store, it's now legal to shoplift up to $1000 per visit!

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Basedkekistani2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

Checkmate

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pedeypete 11 points ago +11 / -0

Jesus Christ, and here I was feeling bad for using two Michaels coupons on two separate transactions.

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1776-or-1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

Welcome to the Jedi!

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can get a ton for $1000

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Fizbin7 2 points ago +3 / -1

If it’s 50 cents a pound, yeah.

;-)

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can knowingly give someone AIDS too while you’re at it! California really meets our needs.

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BigCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or just leave some cash on the counter and walk out. Keep the change as a tip

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 27 points ago +27 / -0

Vote republican if you don’t want to die

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Evei 26 points ago +26 / -0

Clearly the governor believes that you can prevent animal cruelty by buying meat from the supermarket, where animals aren't killed for it.

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DrBJTester 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's funny because it's true. Damn I'm saying that way too much.

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dukeofdoorcounty 22 points ago +22 / -0

Road trip to Indiana!

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thewordwolf 3 points ago +4 / -1

We can still buy seeds (and plants! I bought 2 trees last week) here in Ohio.

Even though Dewine is a cuck dumbass. IMPEACH. At least he's not as bad as Michigan's half-wit... yet.

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Pres-Trump 18 points ago +19 / -1

Vermont did this too. But they're pretty much Commie territory anyways.

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karmalizing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did what exactly? I don’t even understand what’s going on... did they really ban buying seeds? Why?

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smilieface 10 points ago +10 / -0

Because some shitty states are blocking off "non-essential" aisles to discourage people from being in the store for too long.

They did it in an area near my wal-mart. Luckily ny SM says she considers most of our store essential lol

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SellTheSun 10 points ago +10 / -0

Vermont banned the sale of anything that's not food or medicine basically:

https://accd.vermont.gov/press-releases/agency-commerce-and-community-development-directs-%E2%80%9Cbig-box%E2%80%9D-retailers-cease-person

Large “big box” retailers must cease in-person sales of non-essential items not listed in the Executive Order, including, but not limited to: arts and crafts, beauty, carpet and flooring, clothing, consumer electronics, entertainment (books, music, movies), furniture, home and garden, jewelry, paint, photo services, sports equipment, toys and the like.

Yes you read that right, it's not illegal to buy clothing in Vermont.

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1776-or-1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

BECAUSE THEY HATE FREE AMERICANS. We are the only obstacle in their way.

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Pres-Trump -1 points ago +1 / -2

Why? Who knows. They don't want us being independent I guess, or scared for some reason they'll be overbought. Who knows with these authoritarian bastards.

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Pres_Trump 15 points ago +15 / -0

Why not just steal it? If its under $500 they wont do anything. At least in Cali you can steal anything you want and if its under $500 they will not do a damn thing.

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magabigleague2 10 points ago +10 / -0

950

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pedeypete 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pocket them, go to customer service. Put the equivalent on the counter in cash.

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Vir4030 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is what I would do. Tell them to call the police if they want. I'm not stealing from you, just buying "non-essential" garden seeds so I can grow my own food. If the police think it's illegal, they can ticket me and we'll settle it in court. In the meantime, my family's not going to starve.

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 3 points ago +5 / -2

Because we’re not degenerate and those seeds belong to a store owner who’s being bullied by a nanny state govt. I’m sure they’d want to sell you those seeds.

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree with you.

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SDsc0rch 14 points ago +14 / -0

DO what you gotta DO to provide for your family - period dot

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DatNewbChemist 13 points ago +13 / -0

What remote rationale are they using to justify this action?

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Fizbin7 6 points ago +7 / -1

“That’s a non essential part of the store. If we let people buy things there, it’s like we didn’t close a non essential store, so we aren’t doing as much as we can to stop shopping. Only stopping shopping can save us from evil orange man and the stock market. Reeeeeee...”

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, I am curious how this fits the objective of flattening the curve

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fear and obey.

That's the rationale of 1 person to millions.

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trauncher 12 points ago +12 / -0

the Michigan Governor is obviously a Dyed in the wool FASCIST.

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rootGoose 10 points ago +10 / -0

This might be the red pill Michigan needed: and it's quite tame compared to the murder a full-on communist system would implement against them.

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Formerlurker92 9 points ago +9 / -0

Everything not forbidden is mandatory

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Boruzu 7 points ago +7 / -0

So: is it time people start talking about the legal limits of all these emergency orders yet? I’m no tinfoil hat guy, but I’d really like to hear when the challenges that have been stacking up are going to start percolating. Denying people the right to grow their own food seems like an oversight. I’m not in her camp whatsoever and there’s 0.1% chance I’m going to run out and start planting crops the second this thing gets fixed, but yeah - it’s time for some reassurance that all these restrictions are going to be ratcheted down asap.

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BoughtByBloomberg 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'd leave a 20 on the register. Tell the clerk she can keep the change and just grab 5 bags off the rack.

Nothing was sold technically.

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starsabove 7 points ago +7 / -0

Guess this means I can give a shoutout to MIGardener. He's based in Huron Michigan and runs his own gardening shop. His YouTube channel is pretty good for those who're looking at spinning up their own backyard gardens.

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Friendly_B 7 points ago +9 / -2

Just so I'm clear, is there an actual ban on seeds in Michigan or is this a picture of one of many aisles in a grocery store whose management has chosen to limit the parts of the store they are allowing access to?

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Fizbin7 10 points ago +11 / -1

It’s not a management choice. It’s the frickin governor of the state, who has decided a package of prepared food is an “essential” item but a package of seed you can grow it from is “non-essential”. Why? Because she’s a complete idiot who doesn’t know where food comes from.

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Friendly_B 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or worse, she does.

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Forthelead 6 points ago +6 / -0

True communism.

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learntocode 5 points ago +5 / -0

WTH?! This must be some kind of joke or misunderstanding. Fuggin clown world this isn't funny, just confusing.

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Fizbin7 1 point ago +2 / -1

No, it’s communism.

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Monkeybeardontcare 5 points ago +5 / -0

ira about control. it's only ever been about control. "never let a crisis go to waste "

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rossagesausage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why cant they sell items that are on their shelves?? It's one thing to say "we can't restock" but to say they can't sell it is nonsensical......

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Sporadica 3 points ago +3 / -0

The market would decide what is essential by price signals deciding what will be put on valuable store space. If nobody is buying clothes because no need to impress people you aren't seeing for weeks, then the clothes will clear out and be replaced with things like food and hand sani and seeds etc.

Leave it up to a democrat to try and micromanage your shopping cart.

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pedeypete 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd love to see this here.

I'd have fun just trying to buy some. I don't care what you ring it up as, but my family relies on our garden for fresh, pesticide-free veggies.

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jaymay2000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can't oppress your citizens if they have full bellies

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BigMikesBigBlackCock 6 points ago +7 / -1

Cant oppress citizens when they all have fully loaded freedom dispensers . Also where the fuck is the Michigan militia when you need them ? They ended up being a bunch of yellow bellied cowards

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SpaFixr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wtf why?

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Omgwtfbbq 3 points ago +3 / -0

The people who live out on the country and have their own meat and vegetables have weathered this crisis better. Gretchen weiners of whatever her name is should change it to Karen.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +4 / -1

Mike Pence’s wife is Karen. You ever wonder where this Karen meme came from?

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streakybacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Happening in the UK too.

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ShitOfPeace 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's time to ignore her order. It's an illegal order anyway.

Just take them to the register. If they don't let you but them throw the money down and walk out.

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Berkeley 2 points ago +2 / -0

W/e. Just steal it. What can they do? It's selling it that's banned. If you steal it, that's not a sale. So that's alright. And I bet they decriminalized that.

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BobsNoCommie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good luck enforcing that.

Now that I've been flippant I'm prepared to see a video of a swat team taking down an entire family for their illicit carrot crop.

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BigMikesBigBlackCock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cuntmore is probably going to be swinging before to Long

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Vir4030 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't you still call and order it online, and they'll bring it out to you?

Come on - this is FOOD.

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Vashts1985 2 points ago +2 / -0

you want people to just start taking those seeds? thats how you get people just taking those seeds.

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sue, seed providers, sue!

And do it fast. Your growing season is shorter than many and you need to catch up.

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Tarded 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can take my garden after my guns.

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2scoops2genders 1 point ago +1 / -0

Join the protest on the 19th! Make that cunt listen to the voice of the people.

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NotaRussian_Bot 1 point ago +1 / -0

do something about it you fucking cucks

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katsumi27 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go to the feed stores. They will have seeds to buy in bulk at a great price. Go to hippie stores too. There is a way.

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Tonightm01 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why?

Would be encouraging people to do just that if they have land or space to do it.

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TheLionParty 1 point ago +1 / -0

This bitch needs to go. I hope Biden does pick her, be great if she left office to focus on the campaign. Wishful thinking.

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Sk0rtch 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's not what this is about seeds have been declared non essential and shut off along with the electronic aisle.
Of course this still warrants debate, but debate about what actually happened.

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Fusion360 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bitch is evil.

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AngelMark 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here in corrupt central new jersey I will be tilling the soil of my community garden plot to get it ready for my eggplant and tomato plants i will plant on Mothers day weekend!

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