I was thinking the same. It wouldn't surprise me if it's trying to sound like their more cultured/trendy or whatever but it doesn't come off sounding like anyone I know, besides being a butthurt bernout.
THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!!!
I literally donated my student loan balance that my parent's signed for to Bernie's campaign. Im FREAKING the FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW! I've been nauseous since yesterday worse then the time I found out I was pregnant. Bernie PROMISED he'd beat the Fucking Cheeto and erase student loan debts.. I NEEDED THIS! I'm so fucked.. My dad is going to disown me. I know it. He's told me before that Uni was my last chance, and the second the tuition check doesn't clear for the next semester I'll be broke AND homeless. I'm shaking so hard typing this. I'll do anything please PLEASE tell me there's a way to get my money back that isn't bullshit. You fucking nationalist greedy fucks couldn't just let us have free education and live in a better world. You had to RUIN MY LIFE instead. I hate you so fucking much. Now I have to choose between two rapists for President AND try to explain why I'm a dropout AND beg my parents to not kick me out I have no words. I'm just screaming into my pillow and trying not to throw this fucking phone into the wall. I'm so fucking angry. You fucking magapedes are going to pay for this. I swear it.
"Thanks for the 4th house, suckers!!!" -Signed, Bernie
Make better choices...That is all.
Where in the states do people (U.S. citizens) call it Uni?
I was thinking the same. It wouldn't surprise me if it's trying to sound like their more cultured/trendy or whatever but it doesn't come off sounding like anyone I know, besides being a butthurt bernout.
THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!!! I literally donated my student loan balance that my parent's signed for to Bernie's campaign. Im FREAKING the FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW! I've been nauseous since yesterday worse then the time I found out I was pregnant. Bernie PROMISED he'd beat the Fucking Cheeto and erase student loan debts.. I NEEDED THIS! I'm so fucked.. My dad is going to disown me. I know it. He's told me before that Uni was my last chance, and the second the tuition check doesn't clear for the next semester I'll be broke AND homeless. I'm shaking so hard typing this. I'll do anything please PLEASE tell me there's a way to get my money back that isn't bullshit. You fucking nationalist greedy fucks couldn't just let us have free education and live in a better world. You had to RUIN MY LIFE instead. I hate you so fucking much. Now I have to choose between two rapists for President AND try to explain why I'm a dropout AND beg my parents to not kick me out I have no words. I'm just screaming into my pillow and trying not to throw this fucking phone into the wall. I'm so fucking angry. You fucking magapedes are going to pay for this. I swear it.
Stop that.
What? This is epic copy pasta
The last part is correct we will end up paying for it, literally.