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MAGA_dev 2 points ago +5 / -3

THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!!! I literally donated my student loan balance that my parent's signed for to Bernie's campaign. Im FREAKING the FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW! I've been nauseous since yesterday worse then the time I found out I was pregnant. Bernie PROMISED he'd beat the Fucking Cheeto and erase student loan debts.. I NEEDED THIS! I'm so fucked.. My dad is going to disown me. I know it. He's told me before that Uni was my last chance, and the second the tuition check doesn't clear for the next semester I'll be broke AND homeless. I'm shaking so hard typing this. I'll do anything please PLEASE tell me there's a way to get my money back that isn't bullshit. You fucking nationalist greedy fucks couldn't just let us have free education and live in a better world. You had to RUIN MY LIFE instead. I hate you so fucking much. Now I have to choose between two rapists for President AND try to explain why I'm a dropout AND beg my parents to not kick me out I have no words. I'm just screaming into my pillow and trying not to throw this fucking phone into the wall. I'm so fucking angry. You fucking magapedes are going to pay for this. I swear it.

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BigCovfefe 0 points ago +1 / -1

Stop that.

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MAGA_dev 2 points ago +3 / -1

What? This is epic copy pasta