Be an older person with congestive heart failure and other preexisting conditions. Be confined at home with the television on, exposed to nonstop Chinese virus propaganda. Become paranoid about the Chinese virus and believe you have it based on the worsening shortness of breath and coughing caused by your preexisting conditions. Have your family take you to the ER, where you go into cardiac arrest and pass away. On your death certificate the hospital puts "COVID-19".