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TDAF 19 points ago +19 / -0

You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world

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canadianhere 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh great, now I have to listen to it again.

David Byrne is a shitpost given flesh.

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TDAF 4 points ago +4 / -0

Back on r/T_D I had great shitpost with David Camera Hogg's head on the David Byrne fat suit body.

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cybertoke 3 points ago +3 / -0

I get the OPs point, They be jealous of the big houses here. WOOT WOOT!

Buuuuuuut, most american houses are made of wood and drywall. In europe its all brick.

the bigger houses in the US are way cheaper to build, theres more land, and they dont last as long. not to mention how they react to hurricanes, tornados and fires.

so, MAGA, but these stats don't really give the full picture

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TrumpBrickBot 5 points ago +5 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 168233 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.6953996967461868319338464% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1849.89745413891325951714996 MILES WIDE and 493.014212094412355725893801 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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cybertoke 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol, triple brickbot ^^

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TrumpBrickBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 168236 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.6958222428524218664425088% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1849.93044227062592433189232 MILES WIDE and 493.023003726471958996757292 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 168234 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.6955405454482651767700672% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1849.90845018281748112206408 MILES WIDE and 493.017142638432223482848298 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 168235 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.6956813941503435216062880% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1849.91944622672170272697820 MILES WIDE and 493.020073182452091239802795 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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linakx [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Europeans will NEVER know that feeling of building a shooting range in your own HUGE backyard

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xBigCoffinHunter 7 points ago +7 / -0

They’ll say they wouldn’t want to, but they would. Shit I do but I don’t have that kind of property.

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PelosiHalitosis 13 points ago +13 / -0

I've been watch Still Game a Scottish sitcom about a couple of pensioner old men. The series revolves around some shitty Scottish town. However in one episode, they go to visit one guy's kid in Canada. They're sitting in a massive living room of the kid's house wondering why they live in a 500sf flat.

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linakx [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah Canada and AUS have large houses too. The only thing with them is that scummy chinese/indians have a monopoly on their real estate market... they buy up all the properties and REAL Canadians/Australians have to pay a surplus! It's not as bad out here but its getting there...

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Brickapede2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Had some friends from Germany come visit me and some local friends in Florida about ten years ago. The Germans were in awe of the size of my friend’s rental house (just out of college). It was small by US standards but they literally marvelled at having built in closets rather than IKEA armoires.

Spez: And their reaction when another friend and I came back from buying a couple of pistols was priceless.

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linakx [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Even the poorest Americans make more than your average European. Maybe that's why they're always talking shit... LOL

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linakx [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

seething

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Welcome to No-Go Palazzo. Immigrant bulls stay free.

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DonnieRamesJio 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stack and pack your shotgun shacks

I ride dirt bikes in my back...yard

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glasseye 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have a modest home built in the 50's.

If it was bigger my 'mess' would be bigger...

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SBOJ_JOBS 3 points ago +3 / -0

This would be much more useful if it presented median size rather than average. One huge mansion can really skew an average. Would love to see Japan in there also.

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marinatedartichoke 2 points ago +2 / -0

And we own our homes

They're serfs

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PapaPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

1800 is still a pretty good size...

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stonepony 2 points ago +3 / -1

Here's a fun fact to throw in their faces:

If you adjust for PPP (Purchasing Power Parity), France would be the poorest state in America. Poorer than Arkansas and Mississippi. etc.

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lord_nougat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Size issues...

Also, I like shotguns.

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xxxMAGA420xxx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Daily reminder that cuck sheds are a thing in Europe.

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fuckoffspez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine the Covid shit show in the USA if the average home size was 1883 sq ft like Europe.

I think the average home in the USA is too small.

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panic86 1 point ago +1 / -0

I live alone. I have four bathtubs that I have never been in, but my pit bull loves them. I use the walk-in shower in bathroom #5. Fuck the Eurocucks.