PEDES! I was able to secure a 1 on 1 phone interview with Dr. Fauci this morning by posing as an independent journalist. This is a TD exclusive and is being posted here first before anywhere else! Below is the transcript of my conversation with the doctor.

[JoeBidenFan69]: "Hello! Dr. Fauci?"

[Fauci]: "Yes, good morning REDACTED!"

[JoeBidenFan69]: "Good morning! And happy Easter to you!"

[Fauci]: "Haha and to you as well my friend!"

[JoeBidenFan69]: "Well thanks for doing this, I know every major news outlet in the country wants to talk to you right now so I greatly appreciate you giving me 15 minutes of your time."

[Fauci]: "Of course, of course!"

[JoeBidenFan69]: "Let's get things started then. Obviously there's a lot of concern about coronavirus in the country, but there's also a lot of concern about the economic damage its prevention is causing. How soon do you expect the country to be able to open back up to allow the economy to get going again?"

[Fauci]: "Haha, well, that's not really a question of when but if to me and quite frankly, I don't see things ever opening back up. At least not in the way that they used to be. The virus is just too dangerous."

[JoeBidenFan69]: "Well hang on a minute, doesn't that concern you, though, to say that the country will never go back to the way it used to be?"

[Fauci]: "No... No that doesn't concern me at all REDACTED. In fact I'm a little confused by the question actually." chuckles "Concerned how?"

[JoeBidenFan69]: "Well with most Americans locked in their homes the country is more or less shut down, I guess I'm asking about how soon we will be allowed to leave our homes?"

[Fauci]: "Oh well if that's what your talking about forget it. We'll never see that happen."

[JoeBidenFan69]: "Well hang on a minute, obviously there will come a time when we're allowed to leave our homes and life resumes as normal."

[Fauci]: "I don't know where you got that idea, as of now, the way things look, the lockdowns could extend indefinitely, so no I don't agree with your assumption that life must, necessarily, return to normal."

[JoeBidenFan69]: "So you're suggesting that Americans may be locked down in their homes indefinitely?"

[Fauci]: "No I'm not suggesting that Americans 'may be locked down in their homes indefinitely' I'm telling you as a certainty that that will happen. Where is your confusion?"

[JoeBidenFan69]: "Dr. let me take a step back then and ask you this.-"

[Fauci]: "No I think you're done asking questions actually. How did you call me, is this a landline?"

[JoeBidenFan69]: "Well sir I think my line of questioning has been fair and we still have 10 minutes left if maybe I could just-"

[Fauci]: "No maybe you could just nothing. How did you call me?"

[Fauci background noise]: "sir we're tracing the call now"

[Fauci]: "Stay on the line"

[JoeBidenFan69]: "Yeah happily Dr. thank you for being willing to continue the interview so I was just starting to ask you."

It was at this point that I heard a banging on the front door. Swarms of armed guards entered my home and threw me on the ground, facing up, and started pouring soylent into my mouth. I told them to fuck off because I'm not a soy boy but they made me finish 3 bottles. They then made me apologies to Dr. Fauci on the phone who told me he is in charge before hanging up. I am risking my freedom by posting this but it's important to spread the word that Dr. Fauci is here to stay, and you guys better listen to him, and sit down, and shut up.