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PianoPede 127 points ago +128 / -1

The wall just got higher

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Emper 18 points ago +18 / -0

If you don't have the Donald Trump soundboard you need to get it. I use "The wall just got 10 feet higher" when I lose in multiplayer matches. People get so mad it's fantastic.

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WalnutSauce 9 points ago +9 / -0

I will look into that, thanks pede!

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Apersonofinterest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where do I get it?

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Taffy550 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahaha

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WalnutSauce 16 points ago +16 / -0

10 feet higher!

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DONTRUMP 5 points ago +5 / -0

id say at least 10 added feet...

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ryuaz 99 points ago +99 / -0

He can't even avoid messing up with a teleprompter. That's amazing.

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FliesTheFlag 51 points ago +51 / -0

Dear god please let there be live debates between Biden and President Trump.

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ryuaz 29 points ago +29 / -0

I can't wait. He's going to get eaten alive and I'm going to enjoy every second of it.

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Yucky 25 points ago +25 / -0

I wonder if Trump will take more of an approach of attacking him, or just standing back and letting him speak. Voters can see Biden being utterly senile, and contrast that with Trump looking "presidential".

I'm interested to see what technique he uses.

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ryuaz 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's a good point! I'm curious now as well...

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covfefe2525 7 points ago +7 / -0

We all know what Trump could do to him if he wanted to.

What if Trump let him talk, waited for the inevitable stumble (I'm not 100% convinced he is losing his marbles, I think it's a ploy for some kind of 'sanity' plea), and then says, with full sincerity:

"Are you ok Joe? You don't seem ok Joe."

And then looks at the debate organisers and says:

"I think it's terrible that the Democrat party are putting this man through this".

That's going to make a lot of people wince...

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covfefe2525 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like that idea!

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flashersenpai 4 points ago +4 / -0

If he really is becoming demented or losing memory Biden is going to get more hostile than he's been in crowds already...

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny thing is they are so staged in a studio anyway, they are going to I call them off because of China virus then mail in ballot fraud their way back to power

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Taffy550 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, please.

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Inboxman 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think he means put millions of Mexican citizens on the path to US citizenship. He wants to destroy our country.

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DarkestMatt 0 points ago +1 / -1

It’s obvious what he meant and we all knew.

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ViaAlpina 6 points ago +6 / -0

Even if they were sending their best, immigration still hurts the American people and benefits the hostile elite.

No thanks.

Americans first.

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TrumpSteak 41 points ago +41 / -0

The path to dual citizenship with China is what he means. Or maybe he can't say illegal immigrants because they identify as American citizens.

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NotProgCensored 7 points ago +7 / -0

If he isn't replaced those debates will be like superbowl blowouts.

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rubberkidney -2 points ago +1 / -3

how can you possibly think in a million years that...replacing him...is ever going to happen? my guy. if they did that its instantly over. it would be over so hard...and so obviously...that they might as well just not do it.

why do you believe something this stupid is possible?

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lerm4comptroller 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because 4d. This is the winning move.

If they replace him, then we're proven right and they look like soulless hacks, losing the one group that Biden was actually appealing to and they are desperate to keep on board: their moderates. While I agree it's improbable, I've also watched the Hilldawg walk into a Senate seat in a state she didn't live in because a Kennedy just happened to die right before winning the nomination for his party... I'm just saying that knocking off Biden sounds pretty easy relative terms.

If they don't, then Biden is the nominee.

Considering their political operatives can't politic their way out of a wet paper bag at this point, I'm curious their counter-move and suspect to be astounded by it's retardation.

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sudgy 27 points ago +30 / -3

Why do they still call Biden "Vice President"? He's not the VP anymore.

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amacfa 21 points ago +24 / -3

Its a thing. President bush is still called president bush.

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Mudbone 9 points ago +9 / -0

They also still call Hillary, Secretary Clinton. It's the best she could muster. If I ever run into her, I'd tell her, "Hey Secretary, scan this for me, please."

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Isolated_Patriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

The title is for life. Senator, Representative and Governor are not, so they become "Former," but President and VP are for life titles, though it is almost entirely ceremonial, it does come with lifetime pay, and secret service protection.

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SleazyAtty4sale 16 points ago +16 / -0

And yet they always say "Mr. Trump." Fucking petty, disrespectful shitbirds.

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Isolated_Patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly.

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NotProgCensored 8 points ago +8 / -0

VP will be Joe's final title. It's really amazing that this idiot got that far.

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magnokor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe it is like sumo.

When you retire, you are known by the highest rank you ever achieved.

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Also, Creepy Joe Biden is insane. If he had a brain scan, it would come up negative. No wonder hundreds of globalists are pushing to be his VP running mate, and the real one in power if they win a rigged election.

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 15 points ago +15 / -0

When Old People Skype

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CheckorHold 13 points ago +13 / -0

Listen, fat, citizens don't need a pathway to citizenship.

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SpaFixr 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’re full of shit.

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dirtysanchez69 7 points ago +7 / -0

Srs question: can Bernie and/or Pocahontas get swapped in as Dem candidates if Creepy Joe is somehow deemed incapacitated just before the general election?

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MaouRem 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pocahontas is too hated for pushing so much social justice even for the left and Bernie likely won't even live long enough to see the election results, Biden may really be their best.

Biden gives an excuse to give wide ranging powers to his staff for all the work Biden is incapable of doing which makes more of the liberal elite power happy

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FliesTheFlag 4 points ago +4 / -0

DNC was ruled a private company, they can push whoever they want.

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flashersenpai 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course they can. In fact, a last minute candidate swap would moot all the previous time and energy spent going after Biden. The question is whether it's a net positive electorally.

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NoStumpyTrumpy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe the delegates can vote however they want regardless whether he has been deemed incapacitated, but I may be wrong.

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rubberkidney 0 points ago +1 / -1

if they wanted to guarantee their loss harder then anyone has guaranteed their own loss in the history of losing. its absolutely absurd to believe that this is possible.you would have to completely ignore the will of the vast majority of democratic voters alienating nearly all of them...to run someone ready to sacrifice their entire political career on an act of pure madness.

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Zadok 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let's put millions of illegals on the pathway to home.

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a_chill_bro 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can actually see the dog collar and leash on Bernie as he nods and smiles at Biden.

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Inboxman 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are both senile.

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Robert 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahahahaha. There's no way Biden is even remotely lucid. He probably has to constantly struggle to not slip into fugue state.

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Inboxman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bernie accepting money for his 2024 campaign though.

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Warren_Puffitt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joe! What the fuck, Joe? We said read the teleprompter. Read. The. Tele. Prompt. Ter.

Remember? No...I know.

We will make the letters bigger and we'll use smaller words and simple sentences, but you gotta remember to read the fuckin thing, and that's it!

Mkay?

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NotProgCensored 5 points ago +5 / -0

Servile Bernie nods his head in agreement. Whatever you say Joe as long as I get my Gulf-stream 5.

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Wrexxis780 5 points ago +5 / -0

He even looks like he was holding back a chuckle. How sad for him to realize that he's losing to a literal madman.

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King_of_China 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Millions of pu-citizens..."

What's that Freudian slip about?

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slimcoat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Correction: "We're going to put millions of shitishens on a path to shitishenship!"

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DemsH8America 4 points ago +4 / -0

Crezy Bernie is trying so hard to be in charge of this "Conversation" it's borderline cringeworthy... Biden's face is so lost he has no fucken clue what is happening...

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Tardigrade 4 points ago +5 / -1

I applaud him putting citizens first for once.

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Inboxman 2 points ago +2 / -0

He means Mexican citizens though.

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SameCookiePseudonym 4 points ago +4 / -0

Listen, fat, the problem is Autocue encountered an error and needs to quit, please restart.

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Hillary-is-a-Dike 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd feel sorry for this guy if he wasn't such a treasonous piece of shit.

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Humongus 3 points ago +3 / -0

WTF! he's reading a telepromter and stll gaffes it up!

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net4p 3 points ago +3 / -0

How fucking desperate is fucking bernie for attention ffs. Its over bud, your lifes work is not what people wanted.

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OfficerNasty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Finally! Biden is looking out for the American citizens!

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independentbystander 3 points ago +3 / -0

>"Put millions of 'citizens' on the path to citizenship reeeeeeeeeee"

>"Hot water heater? What for? Hot water is already heated!" ~George Carlin

>This message brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department

More of the misrepresenting illegal alien invaders as "undocumented citizens" DNC Talking Point/narrative.

Citizens already have citizenship. 100% of Illegal aliens are criminals. They broke the law by entering Our Nation illegally, without permission (or illegally overstayed an expired legal visa.) Illegal aliens are not "taxpayers," the normal application of state/local sales tax on purchases of goods/services does not mean they are "taxpayers."

Leftists/Democrats screech for open borders frequently, until they are called out on it. Then they reeeeee "CONSPIRACY THEOreeeeeeeeee" because someone happened to notice, and question it. Here we have the presumptive DNC nominee openly advocating for citizenship/full economic-benefit rewards for illegal aliens/"replacement voters."

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Birdlawyer85 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I feel bad for laughing at this. Poor guy.

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DemsH8America 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't be... Biden is a fucken clown puppet being ushered along this ride. He's such a moron.

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themightykekfish 2 points ago +2 / -0

I came here for this.

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PapaPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

He wants this shit? Right now when nearly 20 million Americans are out of work, thousands of businesses closed and he wants to fucking open the borders and rewards them

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barwhack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Punctuation matters (no apostrophe):

China ... Biden its time.

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jcd_007 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Democratic Party wants to dilute the votes of citizens by importing a constituency. Disgusting.

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Rodrigo 2 points ago +2 / -0

A lot of these illegal aliens don't want citizenship. They just want the benefits. They want to get forty covered quarters of social security so they can retire in their native countries. Even eight or nine hundred dollars a month is a lot of money in a poor country!

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Caferrell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uh Joe, if you want to win the election, that stance is a surefire loser.

Blacks are already sliding right and if you threaten them with increased immigration from poor countries that will challenge black people for the same jobs, they will not vote for you. they will vote for Trump.

A good rule is to not believe your own bullshit

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ViaAlpina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blacks sliding right is a myth. More voted against the MAGA agenda in 2018 than in 2016.

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Caferrell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Donald Trump was not up for election in 2018. He will be in 2020

That is a big difference. Wait and see.

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ViaAlpina 2 points ago +2 / -0

So blacks don't support Trump's agenda during midterms? I thought you said they were sliding right?

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Apersonofinterest 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s because of Republican voter suppression DUH!

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Tonightm01 2 points ago +2 / -0

To say he is out of touch with what is happening in the world and in America currently is an understatement.

Millions out of work. Health care at its limit in many places.

Yet he wants to bring in more people?

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ajm144k 2 points ago +2 / -0

i mean, as far as he's concerned theyre citizens. they are voting for him regardless as to whether or not they are "citizens"

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Segfault 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry, we’re full.

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RusherOfDin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie... How much more these gaffes must make you wince than others. This sad confused old man beat you but if he was dropped off 2 blocks from his house he would never be able to find his way home.

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ehsubs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Apparently we have to reapply

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Taffy550 1 point ago +1 / -0

How in the hell is the DNC going to put him up against Trump for a debate??? My god, Hillary was at least not spacing out for the most part. Biden is literally all they have. The DNC had better start sharpening their shredder blades for the mail in ballots. Every single on of us need to walk in to vote.

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sooperscuper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe he means like the NHS care pathways...

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even BernieBros gotta be seeing just how much of a sell-out loser he actually is. Right? Please tell me they're finally noticing...

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Beat_to_Quarters 1 point ago +1 / -0

And Sanders has to nod in agreement and sit there the whole time as Biden just slurs absolute gibberish.

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Bramble 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here is their pathway to citizenship: return to your country, apply for legal entrance.

That's the only way.

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Trumpdidit 1 point ago +2 / -1

Democratic voters galore,,I tell ya.

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