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hashtag6zer0s 54 points ago +54 / -0

Additional field:

Do you know the names/addresses of any other undocumented immigrants who would benefit from receiving a portion of the stimulus? Please input their information below.

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4cdarth 22 points ago +22 / -0

thinks of way to figure out how to get the database of entries to ICE

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AslanFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

API required...

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NOTWOKE 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yes sir!

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hypebeast420 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't make it too obvious of a trap

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buckeyegold 31 points ago +31 / -0

Instant sticky, mods -> gods

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rooftoptendie 9 points ago +9 / -0

oh theyre good...

and so is this meme, I kek'd my covfefe. congrats, fren! Well deserved.

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 21 points ago +21 / -0

I hope they all get this document so they are no longer undocumented

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deleted 16 points ago +16 / -0
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maddog_dad 14 points ago +14 / -0

undocumentedworkerstimulus.com is available. Go for it! https://i.maga.host/mljZCZ7.png

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independentbystander 5 points ago +5 / -0

Doing God's work right there!

If someone set up a website at that domain, and collected data from illegal aliens who have never paid income tax but want a handout... it would be a very easy matter to turn that data over to ICE.

>inb4 "bu bu bu bu but that's dishonest! reeeeee"

Yes. It is dishonest to trespass into Our Nation without permission, with no intent to become a citizen. It is also dishonest to work for cash and not pay taxes, while sending money out of the country to family still residing in ones' nation of origin, possibly to pay for future Migrant Caravan Tickets. It is massively dishonest as an illegal alien/tax cheater to demand relief funds intended for American taxpayers. I would have no problem with a sting operation that addressed this problem: over $30Billion dollars were sent to Mexico last year in "remittance" money.

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remember1776 9 points ago +9 / -0

i love Visual Basic

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x79q3pb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rounded button in VB? Not without a huge amount of work :(

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OneHundredLeggedBug 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'll create a GUI in Visual Basic... see if I can track their IP address...

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make sure to zoom in and enhance those pixels

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deleted 5 points ago +8 / -3
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DisgustedByMisleadia 8 points ago +9 / -1

Whoosh!!!

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I looked at the post at first, thinking this can't be real then I was like OHHH! Good idea!

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DJTs2GiganticNuts 4 points ago +4 / -0

Low key, how do you know if you’re getting, or qualify to receive the check? I’m hearing a lot of people already receiving it today. I’m about to drop an unforeseen $1,500 on a timing chain repair on my car and that would come in as a blessing in disguise.

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Mrdot 0 points ago +1 / -1

Did you file your 2019 taxes? If so, you will be receiving the check. If you setup direct deposit for your taxes, you should be in the first wave of getting it i believe. I know my buddy got his Friday.

I'm so ready for that socialist money!

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DJTs2GiganticNuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

I did file! Hopefully it comes in clutch.

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Rojo4mac7 4 points ago +4 / -0

PSA for a lawful / orderly society.

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Please_Clap 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. We need a website to post these forms on so they can be shared on social media.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's not actually an IRS site. It's a "partner": Free Fillable Forms. They apparently offered basic tax form e-filing for free.

But, I can't help thinking it sounds dodgy. I wonder how many people will decline to provide everything needed to steal their identity.

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Please_Clap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oooof!

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NOTWOKE 2 points ago +3 / -1

Spectacular form!!

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hypebeast420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone should make this, add some virtue signaling language like how it's "aid to help out undocumented brown latinx womxn oppressed by Blormpf" and then spread it on liberal sites.

Then just post the information publicly.

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utfanx2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should start at 10+, then go to 25+, then 50+.

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blah 1 point ago +1 / -0

lolololol

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nothingberg 0 points ago +1 / -1

Do You want additional stimulus for gun buyback at 2x the value?

How many guns in your home will you sell back at 2x the value?