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DomBoner 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hey Steve, eat a little dick

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Whoopies_tds 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is that erection meddering? 🤷🏻‍♂️🦋

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progressives4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

wow, this is amazing. Thank you sir.

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PNWArtist 0 points ago +1 / -1

He's in China; he'll have to eat six or seven to make an appetizer.

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FudgyFudgeBots 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ive noticed the same thing with some posts here.

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HuggableBear 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biggest tell is the lack of contractions. Native speakers use them a lot without even realizing it. Foreigners are taught not to use them if they want to be taken seriously and are never comfortable with them.

Tenses are also a great tell.

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ClownTamer 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s got China all over it. The last line is the worst offender: “for the conservatives of boomer generation are expiring naturally.” That wreaks of a lot of things, the main one being that they had no idea what would be a normal English phrase to politely say they’re aging and dying off, so they probably went to Google translate. Everything about it’s China.

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711WasAPartTimeJob 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Expiring naturally.” So that wouldn’t include being Arkancided or Tiananmen Squared?

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ClownTamer 1 point ago +1 / -0

“They expire natural under tread of tank,” as one naturally would after being run over by a communist government.

“All death China from natural expiration.” There are a disturbing number of Hong Kong protesters that did suddenly become suicidal without precedent and suicide themselves by being found naked and dead in the Ocean, which was presumably their natural expiration.

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helenvsgladys 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL that last line is some parody grade engrish

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Killer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve noticed their translators are shit

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ParkerFH 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL... pathetic. Stevie needs to go watch the cable series "The Americans". The Russians were way more skilled at fitting in.

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GI_JAMS 2 points ago +2 / -0

POSSIBRY*

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OneOfMany_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretending that the current unemployment rate is being set by employers and employees is ludicrous.

Both want to get back to work ASAP.

It is a government mandated pause in the economy. Comparing it to spontaneous economic downturns is bizarre.

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