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Verrerogo 42 points ago +42 / -0

Pedes at the Polls.

It's a theme. Maybe it's a meme.

Pedes should be poll workers. Apply now. It may take a while. Maybe don't look so terribly Republican at the interview.

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fazzman23 20 points ago +20 / -0

so look unemployed and lazy? maybe smell of weed smoke?

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side_o_beef 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wear a shirt that says “hippity hoppity, abolish private property” and they’ll ask you to come forge ballots with them

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RumDrummer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was just thinking... how would I have time to do this with my full time job and family?

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jive-ass-turkey 14 points ago +14 / -0

There is no interview. You fill out a sheet and list any relevant experience you may have in management, any licenses you hold that require background checks, that kind of thing is what they want to see if you want to be a Clerk/Asst Clerk for a Precinct.

They are dying for people to work the polls in Florida.

Many states have had a mass exodus of typically retired people working the polls that no longer want to due to fears of being exposed to the Kung Flu.

I handled a precinct during the primary, after being asked to do so by a friend.

It is a hell of a day, be prepared. 12-14 hrs and you cannot leave the poll all day long.

But I also got paid a couple hundred dollars for my time too. Depends on which position you take, how much responsibility, etc. Nothing is hard about the gig, it is just a lot of it and all day.

The low end is I think $100 for the day to be a machine operator. But everyone had to be there all day anyway, so I'd rather make $265 and work a little harder as a Clerk, that is the top end.

But no one is there for the money, obviously.

Personally I did it for the access to the "I Voted" stickers.

People at the poll were super nice and had been working there forever before me so, ymmv.

With all that being said, I'll be there in November too.

Anybody has any questions or I can help in any way feel free to ask.

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Kpstyles 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks for the info. I’d definitely be interested here in Austin.

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NADSAQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could conceivably work a poll in FL in Novemver

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side_o_beef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stickers for sure make this worth it. I would’ve stuck a fuckton on my maga hat and rolled down to the local hipster coffee joint to see leftists melt down

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DebunkTheLeft 5 points ago +5 / -0

The RNC is still packed with a bunch of frat boys like John Boner, Paul "Ratface" Ryan, Shitt Romney, all of whom simply care about which corporation to please so that they can have their $2mm/year no-show job after they get the boot.

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WishdoctorsSong 22 points ago +23 / -1

RNC is complicate complicit in this. Neocons are just as on the take as the DNC.

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jive-ass-turkey 6 points ago +6 / -0

complicit*

Assuming it wasn't an autocorrect error.

Figured you'd rather hear from a friend rather than some blue hair checkmark on Twitter if so. I would.

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Arwyn3x 16 points ago +16 / -0

The RNC does NOT fail to recognize the danger of voter fraud.

The Uni-Party leadership (McConnell, McCarthy) want President Trump gone just as much as the rank and file democrats do, emphasis on RANK.

I don't believer that President Trump is going to get anywhere asking he must write an executive order outlawing ballet harvesting and universal mail in voting. And additionally he must mandate in-person voting when ever possible with a picture ID with an ink finger dip.

Wouldn't it be wonderful to find out what kind of people we really want as leaders? We can find out if we can get rid of some of the ways politicians cheat themselves into office?

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letrain 12 points ago +13 / -1

True story there.. thank God for judicial watch

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EmperorCovfefe 11 points ago +11 / -0

I agree voter fraud is the real enemy. I don't believe anyone in the Republican Party other than Trump cares or recognizes this.

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olthoi_jelly 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh, they know. They want to be able to push in a Bush type globalcuck the next time around.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 7 points ago +7 / -0

When I was young, ethnic jokes were good fun and one of my favorites was this:

How do you find the Pole at the cock-fights? He’s the one holding the duck.

How do you find the Italian? He’s the one betting on the duck.

How do you know if the Mafia is involved? The duck wins.

So, it’s easy to laugh at the DNC it’s duck Biden. Just figure they know something we don’t.

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anon2309011 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep, Dr Fauci funded the coronavirus research in Wuhan. The media covered for them by calling it a wet market bat that was eaten (creating racism). Media then called everyone racist for fearing the chinese. Media called Trump racist for the travel ban. Media called anyone who didn't believe the narrative a conspiracy theorist. Media "fact checked" overblown claims of it being a bio-weapon and worded it "prove" it was from a wet market. Politicians encouraged people to go out and hug chinese or visit chinatown.

It's the lefts playbook to the T.

The only part we have no proof of is whether this got out intentionally or not.

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BeerPongAmerica 2 points ago +2 / -0

^ This pede gets it!

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side_o_beef 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seems like the best way for Xi to ditch all the bad attention he was getting recently. GEOTUS tariffs weren’t helping either. Pooh was about to have a lot of power problems on his hands and this bought him time plus put the boot on everyone’s neck in China.

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intinyourlane 3 points ago +3 / -0

This week I read a article about a bank predicting a second wave of COVID in november-december.

Second Wave-> Excuse for confinement narrative ->Media scares elders to prevent turnout->Mail Voting -> Rampant Fraud

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side_o_beef 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m praying they’re wrong in that case

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okawesomeyeah 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the most important election in our history. Go vote!

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Fadedglory 2 points ago +3 / -1

RNC = Rpmney/LDS. LDS = Cerberus Capital Management and Ensign Peak Advisors= global elitist sitting on hundreds of billions of dollars of the Flocks tithing. Romney RNC don't want Trump re-elected.

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EmperorCovfefe 4 points ago +5 / -1

Romney is a trans republican.

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MuadDon -1 points ago +2 / -3

Preach

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alienjesus 2 points ago +2 / -0

The DNC sure as hell notices!!!

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christianknight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats right, BIden is not a threat at all. Its the establishment voter fraud.

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BumpForTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do they though?

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h203h 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone else in there state getting ABSENTEE MAIL IN voting for this MAY? Let me know!

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Tyrant597 1 point ago +1 / -0

They know, they also want Trump to lose.