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okawesomeyeah 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well you could have not taken it, and perhaps died. But instead, you'd rather bitch about being alive. Got it.

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Law1120 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only bad thing that happened to the Hanks was they got this in Australia and couldn’t blame Trump.

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OinkB1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hit the casting couch for a new job.

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webthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who?

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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runonce 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL, I just realized she has the same last name as the soccer ball in Cast Away.

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nachosamplerREBORN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Again, unless the side effect is ‘immediate death’ it’s a good trade-off.