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Kelmika 85 points ago +85 / -0

LOL!!! So true!

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magabirdlady 51 points ago +51 / -0

Oh yeah.. laughing pede!!!

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the_big_cheef 48 points ago +48 / -0

“The correct reply is “get off my porch”.

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DrBJTester 27 points ago +27 / -0

More GTFO of my yard but you're on a roll fren.

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BestTimeToBAlive 11 points ago +11 / -0

GTFO my rose garden

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PacificElectric 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fock ya!!! Bahahahahaa

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hint 116 points ago +116 / -0

I have seen reporters do this before. It's just a sleazy way to get an extra question. Trump just put an end to it.

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txladyvoter 55 points ago +55 / -0

Yes he did. In a spectacular way I might add.

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Climbinguy 13 points ago +13 / -0

He let it slide a few times but this reporter must have really ticked him off for him to BTFO of him

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Warren_Puffitt 7 points ago +7 / -0

sleazy way to get an extra question. Trump just put an end to it.

Trump just caused a cuck reporter to stop lying! That is next-level shit right there.

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Suture_Self 43 points ago +43 / -0

As a non journalist, I can't ever be there because I don't have a press pass. I never get to ask a question either. You're not better than me because you work for the MSM. In fact, you're worse.

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westrock2000 21 points ago +21 / -0

It’s illegal for you to ask questions. It’s different for the media. That’s why everything you see, they are giving it to you.

Or so I’ve heard.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 7 points ago +7 / -0

lol imagine invoking that logic in any other context—

"My second amendment rights are expanded to include nuclear arms because I'm a YouTuber— so here are my enrichment centrifuges"

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RedditIs4Retards 14 points ago +14 / -0

What he means is "my boss sent me to ask this stupid ass question that I refuse to take credit for"

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Cyer6 10 points ago +10 / -0

This. Just ask the questions and combine them into one.

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Jaqueso 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wouldn’t work, Trump never lets them finish their first question.

Which is a good thing, because these fake ass reporters use it as a chance to grandstand with their long pontificating story telling “questions”

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KekistanPM 38 points ago +38 / -0

Shills: "Trump has always been a petulant child and he just threw the biggest tantrum of his life!!!"

Also shills: "If powerful people were constantly lying about me and my family for four years, trying to get me fired from my job, and subverting my authority wherever possible; then I would just ignore it all and carry on with quiet dignity."

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BestTimeToBAlive 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lol “quiet dignity”

No way the press understands either of those words

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luke21 23 points ago +23 / -0

Outstanding outstanding observation. The press is the vanguard of evil. It's like The Gotham City newspaper attacking Batman and pimping the Joker. Or the Daily Bugle always attacking Spiderman and not giving a damn about Dr. Octopus. Oh, wait a minute...

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Trump4a3rdTerm 91 points ago +91 / -0

Love my President!

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DrBJTester 45 points ago +45 / -0

How can anyone not love this President!

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WhoElse 25 points ago +25 / -0

BIGLY !

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magabirdlady 85 points ago +85 / -0

For a friend...what an idiot.

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kono_hito_wa 11 points ago +12 / -1

That's my friend's stash. I'm just holding it for him.

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FL2PC72LE 23 points ago +24 / -1

And honey badger don't care.

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BestTimeToBAlive 4 points ago +4 / -0

This should be meme’d. A cute ass honey badger w Trump hair, not giving a damn

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Mexicola1976 62 points ago +62 / -0

Imagine getting straight up pimp slapped on national TV in front of millions of people? I don't understand why these assholes don't come more prepared. Trump has been in the public eye for almost 50 fucking years and some 30 year old dipshit thinks can have a gotcha moment with him.

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DrNilesCrane___ 19 points ago +19 / -0

Seriously. I love watching interviews with DJT from the 80s... dude's like 34 and smarter and quicker than any of these reporters could ever dream of being.

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Kryzine2 59 points ago +59 / -0

I have 2 questions, one is a public question and the other is a private question

  • Hillary
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OutlawPurpleHairDye 45 points ago +45 / -0

His "friend" is currently in China.

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TwoCurvedHollowFangs 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s what my first thought was, too!

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muy_libre 44 points ago +44 / -0

100% pure alpha. Fucking legend.

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OrangeFruitGood 42 points ago +42 / -0

I'm sad that we may never have a president like this again.

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SpaFixr 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yup. Disappointments from here on in.

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Razeontherock 8 points ago +9 / -1

No way. This is not a cult of personality, This movement is about PRINCIPLE,and we have to be ready to carry on no matter what happens. We have tons of talent, but lots ahead of us before next election. We'll sort out who to run in 2024. Ivanka? She's too immature. Maybe she'll outgrow her leftist ways in time.

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HungNavySeal300Kills 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sen Tom Cotton

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Razeontherock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could be! Matt Gaetz? There's plenty to pick from. With plenty more talent that I wouldn't want to see as POTUS but would still make for a great cabinet.

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DIJIT01 8 points ago +11 / -3

Candace Owens Ol' Son!

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EpicTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

It must be Jr. Accept no substitute.

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wethepepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've been toying with the idea of James Woods

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Imransgarage 35 points ago +35 / -0

Children ask for two cookies. If you give them two cookies, they expect two cookies.

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MarySmith 15 points ago +17 / -2

It's same with le doggo. Gimme two once? Naw. Two means two, every time.

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Alberta51stState 7 points ago +7 / -0

And they'll expect 3 the next time.

Wait no that's my dog.

I love him. :)

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Razeontherock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Newfie?

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Alberta51stState 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nobody knows. He's black and white though which is great because it means he's one of the few dogs that actually knows what colour he is.

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northperuvianchile 31 points ago +31 / -0

Let me guess, it's the exact same cuck fucker soi boi that said the SAME THING twice at yesterday's press conference, this makes it 3 times in 2 days. That's his angle then, he think's he's somehow drawing attention to his "friend" not being able to be there as Trumps fault.

have you noticed that all the male journalists are gay and all the women are raging liberals on a perpetual period?

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ProudConservativeNY [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yes, I have noticed that 😂

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DrBJTester 14 points ago +14 / -0

If I was Press Secretary the temptation to pass out Midol to every one of those idiots would be hard to control.

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NADSAQ 9 points ago +9 / -0

or, get this... you don’t even have to tell them later because it’s broadcast live across the globe

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melaniaforever 18 points ago +19 / -1

Asking for a friend. ROFLMAO!!

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SFWarrior 17 points ago +17 / -0

hahaha

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ProudConservativeNY [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Another stickie, thank you admins 😘

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txladyvoter 5 points ago +6 / -1

Well deserved!!!

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xBigCoffinHunter 14 points ago +14 / -0

“They couldn’t be here” is the new “I have a girlfriend in Niagara Falls”. Bullshit

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Desperado 13 points ago +13 / -0

I don't know why this is so funny but I cracked up watching it live. Never change.

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DeusVultPepe 13 points ago +13 / -0

What a Alpha Chad!

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Based_and_proud 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't know who asked that but three times yesterday the dweeby gay kid did that, asked a question for his "friend." I don't get it...

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SheepleMaster 12 points ago +12 / -0

Great moments in history.

I like how he's limiting one question now. I hate when they ask a long question, then another, by the time they finish asking the second long question, everyone's tired and forgot the first one.

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BCIsARapist 12 points ago +12 / -0

Trump must have the fortitude of God himself. I don't know how he deals with these media rats day in and day out and remains just as resolute about his goal of making America great as the day he took office.

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Razeontherock 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's growing STRONGER

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FitOfficial 11 points ago +11 / -0

That made me so happy. Fucking grandstanding drama whores.

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remember1776 11 points ago +11 / -0

'I have ten questions sir.'

"One."

'It's for nine people who couldn't be here.'

"Who cares"

"SIR"

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OtisTheTownDrunk 11 points ago +11 / -0

Every time the president says something like this it reminds me sooo much my dad. He would have handled things like that EXACTLY this way LoL LoL

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grenades_and_ham 11 points ago +11 / -0

They just love being beat down.

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melaniaforever 10 points ago +10 / -0

Reporter: I have two questions POTUS: One question Reporter: Asking for a friend POTUS: Screw a friend!!!

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BSnatch 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fucking lost it when he said that!

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Fox_Archipelago2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Watched that 10 times in a row. Comedy gold.

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FL2PC72LE 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ah yes, the old "asking for a friend" trick.

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 7 points ago +7 / -0

This makes me so fucking happy.

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IslamIsEvil 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s my prez!!

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45isthebomb 7 points ago +7 / -0

I watched this 10 times. WHO CARES! He's awesome

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dubler6 7 points ago +7 / -0

His brain is lightning fast.

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Jcholl9 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who care's... who fucking cares, if it can't be here who cares!

Like talking to children...

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DJTrumpMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is like that guy who shows up 5min late for your meeting and then expects you to summarize the entire first 5min of what he missed. He's the type of guy who joins 5min late to a meeting and then immediately says, "I don't know if I missed this at the start of the meeting " and then proceeds to take 5min to tell you about why he was 5min late...then asks the question...which was already answered in the part he missed. PAINFUL.

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ACuriousWingnut 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone think he’s just straight up stop directly answering questions and just go to insults? I foresee some “go fuck yourselves” in response to idiotic questions in Trump’s future.

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DrNilesCrane___ 3 points ago +3 / -0

crosses fingers

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NonyaDB 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump Translation: Fuck you.

I love it. Glorious!

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jaaardstyck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aww one of their "anonymous sources" couldn't make it. How tragic.

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TrumpTime888 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahahahah love POTUS SOOOO MUCH

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Trump2k 4 points ago +4 / -0

The "Trump Thug Life 2020 edition" video is gonna be YUGE and out of this world

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Castlein09 4 points ago +4 / -0

I loved when the one reporter kept interrupting and he told him to shut up or he’d leave and the reporter would have to deal with the other reporters that didn’t ask a question. The dude got all huffy and threw his paper on the ground. It was right before this posted encounter.

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forgloryofkekistan 1 point ago +1 / -0

You got a time stamp or link to that pede?

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forgloryofkekistan 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJO7kA4_jaU

53:48 Is it this douchebag? Correct me if I'm wrong.

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Satellite 3 points ago +3 / -0

TAKES NO SHIT

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TheContrarian2 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the business man coming out and I love it. He's basically saying, "I don't have time for your bullshit, get to the point....."

Trump gives them so much of his time. And they squander it.