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Sweitzenhammer 20 points ago +20 / -0

There is no way he ever consummated that marriage. He watches from the closet.

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timetocrush 10 points ago +10 / -0

She probably furiously masturbates to Trump in her free time.

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GBA4ever 9 points ago +9 / -0

Didn’t see her at today’s presser. Hope she never comes back. CBS is asshoe.

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DarkMemeDuck 8 points ago +9 / -1

I just saw a video of her being kicked out of an earlier presser with the President.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's her gimp. He receives, I'm sure of it

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the immortal words of my grandfather, I bet she "stump fucks that boy bowlegged"

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DrBJTester 3 points ago +3 / -0

Somebody beat me to it but he's a cage dweller.

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TDAF 4 points ago +4 / -0

Color me shocked.

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Pickinpox 1 point ago +1 / -0

He can make one hell of a javelin.