When questioned about this, they replied: "Frankly, we didn't want to stop trying to take away them away, but due to the Coronavirus, we were left with no choice but to social distance from trying to take away the rights of the citizens, to y'know, stop the spread."

American citizens throughout the United States celebrated as all unconstitutional laws were temporarily suspended. An Arkansas man was asked what he thought about this move by State and Federal government, and he responded: "I think it's wonderful, really," as he polished the nuclear warhead he had just bought.

In reality though, how does socialism feel? Are you looking forward to the communist update? Sic semper tyrannis. May all Americans regain their Liberty.