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Count_Dyscalculia 89 points ago +89 / -0

Acosta: "Mr. President. Why at this time would you sign executive orders concerning mining celestial bodies?"

Trump: "Well Jim, I've been successful in mining Uranus for the past 4 years so I thought, maybe we try some new places!"

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Geehod_jimmy 15 points ago +15 / -0

All of my kek.