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Me going back to work this morning! (media.patriots.win) 🐸 PEPE 🐸
posted ago by Shwoogin +2320 / -0
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MURDER_ALL_MARXIST 63 points ago +63 / -0

I got my Trump buxx last night. Doing the patriotic thing and dumping all 1200 into the stock market.

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Satellite 19 points ago +19 / -0

Get gunz

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MURDER_ALL_MARXIST 8 points ago +8 / -0

I got plenty of those

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Satellite 10 points ago +10 / -0

No such thing

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hectorspector 9 points ago +9 / -0

"plenty" of GUNZ?! I don't understand. What does that mean? Is that code for, "I need more guns"? Damn kids and their damn slang.

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SirPokeSmottington 2 points ago +3 / -1

"plenty" of GUNZ?! I don't understand.

lol, right?

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Rigel2112 3 points ago +3 / -0

How much those Ar-14's going for these days?

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Satellite 2 points ago +2 / -0

Increasingly rare and hard to come by. There's only one and it is VERY personalized for the recipient

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Formerlurker92 1 point ago +1 / -0

Depends, if you go for high end everything 1200 wont cover it. Mid to low range you could get at least one

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Rigel2112 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ammo

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Darkheartisland -3 points ago +5 / -8

After the market recovers.

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Darkheartisland 4 points ago +4 / -0

But I'll have more to spend on small business if I can get a meaningful gain in stocks.

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Foolish_Libtard 3 points ago +4 / -1

First we save walmart, then we save you?

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sustainable_saltmine 7 points ago +7 / -0

do you get Trump Bux if you fall within the income requirements but Owed taxes this year instead of getting a refund? Because of apparently not enough withholding in one of my wife's jobs and interest from cashing in savings bonds we ended up owing money this year for the first time.

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China_virus_Maga 13 points ago +13 / -0

Pretty positive it's a yes. Even if you owe money. I heard the only thing they will garnish is if you owe child support

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coyote_777 7 points ago +7 / -0

you get nothing, Hunter Biden

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BoughtByBloomberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would be hilarious if audio leaked of Turtle Mitch and The Don having a discussion about this. "Is Hunter getting the money? Cause I don't want him to get the money. He owes a lot of money to his stripper baby momma, gotta pay her back first before he gets more."

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Warren_Puffitt 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm retired; wife still works. I have pensions from 2 sources plus social security, and also her salary. Withholding for each of the pensions needs to be adjusted because I owe $3k on top of what was withheld.

I'm negligent in not fixing that, but I'm pleased that it sounds like they'll send me most of what I need to send them in July.

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pedefromohio 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya you're good - it's only wage garnishments, which were there before this crisis. Funny, we had the same issue this year. My wife must have not filled out her W-2 correctly because when I calculated taxes, had a heart attack, and then looked at her paychecks, I realized we just got some fat pay days earlier in the year and now I know why. Currently counting toothpicks that we used to paint our rental unit so I can lower my liability...

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Copenhagen23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chances are you have to go to IRS website and look for Get My Payment. I had to type in some info. Hoping to get it by early next week. I owed money last 2 years. When I didnt receive any money I went to IRS website first thing. Search IRS Stimulus Portal it will bring you to the correct page with the "Get My Payment" button.

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Rigel2112 1 point ago +1 / -0

I owe a student loan they usually take my return for. This year I got the return plus Trump bux today so you are probably going to be fine.

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Dell_Fargus 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm headed to the gun store.

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OliverWillis 28 points ago +30 / -2

Spent $700 on a suit, nice!

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bh506407 23 points ago +23 / -0

im just the guy in the $5000 suit. COME ON!

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patslimmy1 18 points ago +18 / -0

Like like like like.. I'm going to comment on a post from a guy in a $200 dollar suit. COME ON!!

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commies0ride0free 13 points ago +13 / -0

Does the does the does the does the guy in the 5, the 500 dollar suit have to reply to this comment? COME ON!

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GeauxTrump20 7 points ago +8 / -1

I wear a T-shirt and shorts. I play outdoors, never wore a suit. and I have the hottest wife and two awesome kids.

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YourWifesBoyfriend 6 points ago +6 / -0

Living the good life.

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I got rid of every suit I had the same week I retired, except 1 for funerals and 1 for weddings. Neither cost $500.

Also, you know who rocks a $5000 suit like he was made to fit it?

Donald J Trump, that's who!

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TrumpicanKAG2020 26 points ago +26 / -0

We started picking back up Monday. We are working 12s today thru Saturday. All our bids have beeb approved. Wake up!! Time to go back to work.

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de9ebkmd7 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sorry I'm in Michigan and our Queen said we can't go outside until everyone feels better.

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Turd_Ferguson 22 points ago +22 / -0

Our son went back today here in East Tennessee after the local Mayor said "screw this"!

Glad to hear you and many others are back!

KAG

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Genericwhitemale 7 points ago +8 / -1

Alternatively, our governor is saying we're fine and no lockdown, and our city mayor is doing everything he can to STILL try to start a stay at home order. I will be ignoring it if it passes

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Block_Helen 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's what's going to happen here in Austin. Abbott will say we can go back to work, and cuck mayor will say we can't. Even though we only have about 100 CV hospitalizations in the whole Austin area.

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Genericwhitemale 5 points ago +5 / -0

We don’t even have 1/4 of that hospitalized and our cuck mayor is going on cnn and cbs crying how our governor won’t issue a stay at home order. Isn’t it weird how they care SO much for our “safety” all of a sudden?

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whatever accrues them power.

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MM_soap 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good for him!!

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misterLahey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glad to hear it.

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LittleBlackKat 14 points ago +14 / -0

We need $500 and $1,000 dollar bills again.

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patslimmy1 9 points ago +11 / -2

I went in to take out around $1000 in cash. I said I'll take one $500 bill and rest in hundreds.

I got owned when they told me $500 dollar bills no longer existed. What the fuck? I want my $500 dollar bill back.

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ADAM_SCHITT 14 points ago +14 / -0

They haven't printed a $500 bill in over 50 years wtf are you even talking about?

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patslimmy1 8 points ago +9 / -1

Hey what the fuck I thought they still had them. I remember seeing them.

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GeauxTrump20 3 points ago +3 / -0

They have a gang of them down at the golden nugget

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ArchieInTheBunker 7 points ago +7 / -0

Should have requested 500 $2 bills

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Razeontherock 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't know how long the $100 bill has been the biggest we've had. I guess you haven't used cash much in a long time?

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patslimmy1 5 points ago +8 / -3

Yeah I don't use cash basically at all. I spent at least a minute asking for a $500 bill and they just kept asking me what I was talking about. I was quite astonished and embarrassed at the same time.

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NotaRussian_Bot 0 points ago +3 / -3

waterhead

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patslimmy1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never heard that one - brilliant!

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RiverFenix 4 points ago +4 / -0

Isn't there a 1000$ bill?

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nmipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

True. The point is, there were larger denomination bills and some are still in circulation.

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djmarcone 2 points ago +2 / -0

you could get it in $2 though

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LittleBlackKat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree.

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SirPokeSmottington 3 points ago +4 / -1

We need $500 and $1,000 dollar bills again

That will never ever happen again.

Pretty fascinating reason why.

It's to prevent the trafficking of money, and the purchase of illicit goods with money.

Currently, it's roughly 22lb in weight for 1 million dollars, in 100s. That is not very easy to conceal.

Obviously, it would be 1/5th that weight in 500s, and 1/10th that in 1000s.

You can easily conceal a million dollars on your person, at a bit over 2lb, if they had 1000s. And you could buy state controlled weapons with just a small briefcase of 1000s. ie, again 22lb for 10 million dollars.

The EU is getting pressure from the U.S. to abandon their 500€ notes for this very reason.

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LittleBlackKat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. That kinda sucks.

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

This!

Redesign the $500 with Mike Pence on it, the $1000 note needs GEOTUS' smiling face.

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LittleBlackKat 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be so cool.

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pizzzzaaaa 9 points ago +13 / -4

Yay for making too much to get the stimulus check. But everyone else's will come straight out of my taxes. Just like everything else the government ever does. I'm so sick of this shit

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Ebbie8708 8 points ago +8 / -0

I actually went ‘woah’ at the 75k/150k income limit.

In AZ, that’s like dr/pharmacist/lawyer money for the most part. Maybe that number is the national wide average. Thanks again NY and CA. I’m sure other east coast cities are just as expensive but that number seemed like woah to me haha

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FreedomIsntFree 1 point ago +2 / -1

You’re just getting the income you were taxed on back. Then they are going to tax this as income next year also.

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Jenny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thats what i wanted....no more payroll tax. Win for everyone in their respective states. 1200 doesnt go far in CA. It cost me around 460 just to register my cars!

And ill use this moment to remind the dopes that voted for the car and gas tax that like those who opposed it said, the money isnt being used to fix ur potholes. Its being used for pet projects, and turning driving lanes into parking spaces or bike lanes. WAKE UP CALI

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fuckyou 2 points ago +3 / -1

Fuck that. There are more US dollars outside of the country than within. When they printed the 2-trillion they're basically taxing foreigners.

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AlphaNathan 8 points ago +8 / -0

should have Trump's photo and signature on the money

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DemRefugee007 4 points ago +4 / -0

With a watermark of him on the back trollishly gesturing towards the endorsement section where you have to sign.

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booblitchutz 20 points ago +21 / -1

The enemy isn’t invisible. The virus is not even the enemy anymore. The left has seized on the virus to push their agenda.

They are the enemy and quite visible. The virus is just a virus.

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Razeontherock 11 points ago +11 / -0

With Trump pills no one need fear this stupid virus. The only issue is, can you get Trump pills in your State before being admitted to the hospital? If not, that's a terrible predicament to be in and the Governor is a mass murderer.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 8 points ago +8 / -0

The website TeleMD does online Dr visits and prescribes the HQ+zpack+zinc regiment if you ask for it. They also screen people to make sure there isn't a likelihood of side effects being a problem. Tell everone

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Saw it on here last night. Figured I would spread it so nobody has to stomp a mudhole in a DR that wants to deny treatment to a family member. Always have a workaround for leftist bullshit!

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think that's their whole point.

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

deepstate = invisible

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

When we reopen it's gonna be beautiful.

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UselessPersonalAnecd 4 points ago +4 / -0

I miss $500 bills, which occasionally still popped up when I was a kid. My dad even told me about how he briefly had a $10,000 bill during a real estate deal, but that was about 5 years before I was born.

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RegularReplacement 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gonna spend that money on a dumpster and a garage overhead door. Clean up my property and put some money into the hands of a local contractor. Get some money into the local economy!

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Razeontherock 4 points ago +4 / -0

So is the OP self employed or how does this work that you can return?

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Shwoogin [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

IDK I got called by the owner over the weekend asking me to come in again. I was more than happy to do so, sitting around sucks. Definitely not looking forward to retirement.

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napoleonic_hill 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like me roof so I'm a give me trumpbucks to me landy lord.

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Satellite 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get that money and then spend it on another gun

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Shwoogin [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got my eyes on a Saint 15 :)

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MySidesGoUp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time for home protection- btfo Obama-phoners

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lucky you!!

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nmipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Send me some of those $500 bills, pede! I'll trade you 5 $100's for one!

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don_piledrive_hilary 1 point ago +1 / -0

stack of fresh 500 frenpoints

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TrumpLovesYou 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love my Frens who make pictures of my Frens. I printed out alot and hung them on my Trump Tree last Christmas. Kisses.

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SoYuge 1 point ago +1 / -0

haha dis lil guy so rich>:)

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slangin_paint 1 point ago +2 / -1

Got to get that paper, stay away from haters