HEADS UP ⚠️!! Democrats have tucked away a secret weapon
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big mike!
"tucked away". Was waiting on a Ray Finkle type picture of Mr. Winkie
I doubt he had time to remove big ol' Mr. Knish!
LACES OUT!
She keeps that rascal tucked in her boot.
I still use hotmale.com
They probably don't want a civil war until after they disarm us, but who knows with them. They definitely believe their own bullshit.
I can't bring myself to call this a "hot mike" moment.
^^ Bestest comment.
We have a winner. Take a victory lap
If Big Mike tucks it any further, he'd be fucking himself in the ass.
🤣🤪😜😆🤔👍👍
Heh.... Tucked away.
I prefer this version of being tucked.
https://www.haaretz.com/polopoly_fs/1.5663816.1515415275!/image/1018316866.jpg_gen/derivatives/square_800x800/1018316866.jpg
Classic
oh those were the good ol days
I always appreciate the running joke and get a laugh out of it but I honestly don't believe for a moment that Michelle is actually "Michael".
Joan Rivers knew. Unfortunately, she stated that Big Mike was transsexual on camera. She was dead a few weeks later. The video is being scrubbed from the internet so all I could find was this reaction video: https://youtu.be/uYJ-Tmd9ZsM
Someone that publicly claimed success of IVF after many failed attempts doesn’t have a single pregnancy photo?
oh, i’m sure they’re just boxed up in storage with his transcripts from Columbia
Anita Blanchard, because of course she didn’t take her husband’s name
Aside from the flopping dong videos and Hussein repeatedly calling Michelle “Michael” on more than one occasion, you just need to look at photos of Mike over the years to see a transformation from a very masculine person to what we see today. Which is still masculine, but feminine enough to trick enough people.
Laces out!
It just occurred to me that you couldn't make Ace Ventura today, way too politically incorrect. We should ask that cuck Jim Carrey why he's so trans phobic.
Yep. There's a shit load of articles about how problematic it is- same as with 16 Candles, The Breakfast Club, and Revenge of the Nerds. It's great when they apply today's idiotic standards on movies that are almost 30 to 40 years old. As a Gen-Xer, I don't remember my generation doing shit like that. If a movie was good- it was good. No one was trying to cancel Blazing Saddles or All in the Family.
Funny thing is, especially with All In The Family, they made the show to ridicule conservatives for their values. Trouble was, everyone knew and loved an Archie Bunker. Possibly lived in the same house with one. He was flawed, but he was a proud American. The actors nor the show creators understood real Americans, even 50 years ago.
Great point. Archie transcended ALL racial barriers. My father was black and loved that character...and agreed with him about almost everything.
They repeated it with George Jefferson and fans felt the same way. White people and black people liked George Jefferson. The only shitty part is that they made Weezie and Florence a little too wise and sassy. George was a fucking black entrepreneur living in the white part of NYC and thriving in the 70's. He wasn't a dummy. Tom the white dude married to Roxie Roker was the OG cuck.
Exactly. They would have you believe that no black person ever thrived before Hussein. Turn on old shows like Mary Tyler Moore or the Odd Couple and lo and behold you'll see black judges and lawyers, newscasters, women doctors...
Worth mentioning that Archie was far, far more likeable than the character that he was based on, Alf Garnett. Amusingly and somewhat unsurprisingly the person the BBC chose to play him was a hardline posh Socialist.
Wow thanks! Never seen any of that before. Going to watch more.
It is considered a classic by many over here. The BBC hate it and act like it doesn't exist but a lot of people here really related to Alf.
We have done far worse, anyway. If you are a fan of obscure British Sitcoms here is one about, and I swear I am not making this up, Adolf Hitler moving in next door to a Jewish family, done in the style of a cheesy 50s American sitcom.
The best bit: It's called "Heil Honey, I am home!"
This was an actual commissioned TV show, although it unsurprisingly was cancelled after 1 episode aired.
Because "they" weren't as overt about turning every sitcom into a pedagogical exercise. You could just laugh for 22 minutes
Those movies were funny precisely because they were insensitive. In our era, lampooning the things that made us different from each other was normal behavior. If you couldn't toughen up and find a way to survive the ribbing, you were the problem, not the other way around.
We had a lot more fun back then.
It's amusing that a large percentage of these "woke" comedians who have been around for a long time would find their past work (that made them famous) to be repulsive by their current standards.
Reminds me of democrats and their past statements on illegals...oh sorry, I mean undocumented.
Harry Reid in particular before he got roughed up in the gym
Eddie Murphy wouldn't make it with his original stuff starting out today
Sadly, he kind of disowned Delirious and Raw.
Inhorn
Your gun is sticking into my hip
Male order tranny
Big Mike is on the case.
RIP JOAN RIVERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ7JsFgSVdI
It's such a great clip- there's a reason they try to memory hole it all the time. You'd have to be a fucking idiot not to realize that she wasn't joking. That broad loved the camera and she didn't want the camera in her face and she said it in passing. Like it was obvious he's gay and Mike's a tranny. There wasn't a hint of sarcasm either-
that is one butt ugly fella
Meme of the week
LOL tucked...
Kek
I see what HE did there
She's so beautiful. Put her on the cover of a magazine.
I voted by mail in 2016 and 2018. I will never vote by mail again. If I can't make it to an election poll facility, then my vote obviously, won't make a difference. These people have truly corrupted the election process in this country.
She's so glamorous 🤢🤮 You know something is up when the MSM shills would constantly talk about how beautiful she was- a lot of if you repeat the lie enough, you start to believe it. And then of course all the trans nonsense coming out of the blue. It still doesn't make sense how a statistically negligible portion of the population received so much attention.
And it's very telling that the MSM rarely, if ever, talk about Melania's beauty. When by every objective measure, she's more attractive than Mike. She's also a better First Lady because she knows enough to fuck up your school age children's school lunch programs.
apparently Melania personally does the party planning and decorations. She amazingly talented.
But his arms, and he danced on Ellen!
Big Mike also tucked away his secret weapon of mass for 8 years.
One ugly man
It must be that ghoulish face! Bout made me spill my coffee!
Her eyebrow ridges under her caked on eyebrows freak me out. Zoom in.
He’s gonna whip out the biggest fraud you’ve ever choked on
THANKS . . . . HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A BEER YET THIS MORNING AND ALREADY THREW UP SEEING THIS PIC
how much did they have to pay big mike to smile
Malecontent
Mikes dick is tucked away, most of the time.
all i think of is that "harry and henderson's" MEME from yesterday
"Vote by mail" will not be how this next presidential election is conducted, so I honestly don't get why the Pedocrats even try. It's a non-starter. "Dead on arrival." I completely get they want to commit fraud and will deny it until they're worm food in the ground, but there's exactly 0% chance it would be enacted. This coronavirus is already past its peak countrywide (https://covid19.healthdata.org/united-states-of-america) and many places will be opening up early May (NY, NJ, CT, PA, etc), so their absolutely insane idea that places would be closed for another SIX MONTHS is less realistic than finding a successful communist country.
Not to mention that EVEN IF that were the case, we could still open polling places and just mandate social distancing like we're ALREADY DOING in grocery stores and restaurants. It's disgustingly blatant and nauseating how badly they want to cheat.
We can all cheat together, to help take back our country......
Lol. How'd y'all figure out it was me?
And the mail, the US Postal system, is totally corrupt.
Unless there is a completely traceable Chain of Custody for every envelope and response inside, there is no way any of this should be allowed.
But in case it becomes apparent this will be difficult to stop I would suggest these controls be in place:
Only ballots delivered to registered voters. No Day of or register same day ballots. Can't go down to the government office and pick on up.
No more than 5 ballots per address unless the person on the tile/lease of the property address has confirmed the validity of more than 5 people at the address who are of voting age and currently registered
Only mailed ballots are accepted at State receiving center(s) and the ballot must be sent registered mail with a tracking number at the expense of the state. No ballot harvesting.
Voters should be able to look up and track their package to the point of Vote Recorded using the tracking number as well as which state employee received, recorded receipt, opened, and registered the vote.
All State Receiving Centers (1 per county) have to have as a minimum, 2 representatives from each party include 2 neutral representative to act as observers of ballots received.
No ballots are opened until Midnight of the voting date and no ballots received by the State Receiving Center can count a ballot that was not physically received at the center by the closing time of the election in that state. All other ballots received after that time must be immediately shredded. No boxes of ballots accidentally found at the last minute
All Tallies are reviewed by the Observers before being Authorized by the State representative for transmission of results to State Headquarters. State headquarter Observers validate the data received from the respective centers and ensure numbers match when recorded.
Ballots are sent out in October. You have a month to vote. No excuse for not getting it into the Receiving Center on time. No running your ballot down to the county receiving center to get it accepted. Only by Mail.
IMO to disarm the vote-by-mail campaign all anyone should have to ask is if this would have worked in Iraq and Afghanistan.
We made those people stand in line like ducks in a shooting gallery to vote. Why didn't we have them vote by mail? Surely it would have been safer!
It's not even a serious question because the idea of that working fairly in any way is laughable. Husbands would naturally vote for their wives. The elderly will have their ballots filled out by others. It would never work in places like Iraq or Afghanistan and it won't work here.
Yeah agreed. I am not making an argument for Making it work, only to put bounds around it if it Happens to implemented.
No. Even if the Left agreed to all this, it wouldn't mean shit. NO VOTE BY MAIL PERIOD. NOT NOW NOT EVER.
THE ONLY RESPONSE TO THEM IS HELL NO
Male haha
Gives a new meaning to 'Dangling Chad'.
Man this is SPI-SAAAY
its a dude confirmed
Larry Sinclair press brief on youtube is priceless.
He is a master tucker, so I hear
Damn I love this freaking site!!!!
That man will never be President.
this bitch is hideous