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liberalfetchmycoffee 96 points ago +97 / -1

I don't want a sim card in my body! My choice!

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MichiganMAGAMan 53 points ago +53 / -0

Never thought I would get behind the movement mybodymychoice. Weird times we live in.

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Yawnz13 31 points ago +32 / -1

Strictly speaking, the abortion "my body, my choice" argument is fundamentally flawed. It isn't the mother's body that is being damaged to the point of death, it's the fetus'. It's like hiring a hitman to kill someone who lives in your house based on the idea that it's your house.

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MAGAnic316 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yip, and the second I hear anyone referring to an unborn baby as a parasite I know they're a complete retard whose tiny little mind can't be saved. End the conversation there - you're just wasting air by talking to them any further

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GoForMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're perfectly fine with that, they just still have to pretend they aren't.

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Pandas4Trump 3 points ago +8 / -5

I always thought libertarian arguments both for or against abortion to be bizarre. The ideology of Liberty Vs Coercion just doesn't fit. It's murder or an unwanted poo💩

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Taffy550 1 point ago +1 / -0

no means no, unless the crazy assed government says different. lol

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Iridiue 2 points ago +2 / -0

"But, you're already tracked with your phone how is this any different?" - literally Reddit

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Firestealer 59 points ago +60 / -1

I swore Windows 10 would be my last MS OS because of the surveillance tech built into it. On my administrator account I had to add even more permissions to disable a background windows 10 update service that was secretly pinging MS servers. We have a name for that, it's called malware.

Swap to Linux. Control your computer. It's getting better support everyday.

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SheepleMaster 32 points ago +32 / -0

Thank God he didn't successfully destroy Linux

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Coopster 29 points ago +29 / -0

Long time Linux user.Linux almost killed itself. Linus Torvalds (The Creator of the Linux Kernel) was almost removed because he hurt people's feeling s(Note: feelings) when he criticized their code in pretty rough language. They ( the soi Boys, wimps and uber dikes created a Code of Conduct that every one must adhere to and Linus has to go into self-imposed quarantine. Does that remind you of Reddit, Google, Twitter anyone?? I no longer listen to Linux related podcasts because some SJW Bitch was offended by a common slang word used in the UK and the host was summarily terminated.

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ChippingToe 11 points ago +11 / -0

I heard about that too. These people ruin everything. Fuck them, I'm going to enjoy watching them get treated equally the next four years.

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Yawnz13 10 points ago +11 / -1

It isn't surprising that the perpetually offended infest tech-related industries. They can perform mediocre, repetitive tasks from the comfort of their basements. No appearance standards or people skills necessary. The eight years of Obama basically gave all of these asshats the impression that they had the power and moral authority.

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Homopratensis1 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm getting a RaspberryPi tomorrow!

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mintyfresh 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was later, when the RMS crazies arrived.

M$ is still buying domain registrars so they can have Windows show up on millions of machines that aren't really there.

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Robert 4 points ago +4 / -0

They've dug their claws into everything we love as Americans.

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +3 / -1

Gentoo is basically the last hope of a non-systemd Linux. They are life, indeed.

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mintyfresh 9 points ago +9 / -0

He tried pretty hard, though.

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Romans12 5 points ago +5 / -0

systemd has entered the chat

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Romans12 2 points ago +2 / -0

netplan, info pages, NetworkManager...

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Romans12 3 points ago +3 / -0

Power consolidation / make problems to solve problems is the best I have. Could be abstracting as much away as possible in preparation for a kernel replacement/new os.

Linux needs a revival.

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SheepleMaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

??

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Romans12 2 points ago +2 / -0

He didn't destroy linux but his "multi monolith os/protocols/system design by committee" (my words) philosophy in addition to the sjw codes of conduct are. Complete antithesis to the unix design philosophy.

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Crimson_Identity 17 points ago +17 / -0

Business environments aren't ready for Linux yet. I still work with boomers who don't know what a browser is ffs.

Your point is 100% valid though.

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mintyfresh 26 points ago +26 / -0

Maybe on office desktops, not servers. Linux is everywhere in the server world.

This site is running Linux.

FWIW, I'm a boomer and I've been running Linux since version 0.98, or 25 years.

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txladyvoter 8 points ago +8 / -0

And probably Unix too before that.

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Quietam_Unum 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm a boomer and I've been running FreeBSD (and its ancestor 386BSD) since the 90s.

Edit to add: Started in 1970 reading Hollerith cards in on a CDC-604 card reader attached to a CDC3600 mainframe. "Adminned" VMS NOS NOS/VE Ultrix Digital UNIX and so on. Point: Not all boomers are the stereotype some of 'yall see.

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mintyfresh 2 points ago +2 / -0

👍 to you, man. There are more of us than people suspect.

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GuerillaYourDreams 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hell, I'm a boomer and know what a browser is. I missed that learning curve but still taught myself a boatload.

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Coopster 9 points ago +9 / -0

Download a free distribution and burn it to a USB stick and try it. Linux Mint or UbuntuMATE (and many others) are easy for noobys. You can do a live boot directly from the USB stick and not disturb your other OS (presumably Windoze) . (Sorry back to TD.W)

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xcube 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can also use something like VirtualBox to try out as many operating systems as you want before installing one on the host system.

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illegalUPVOTER 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember doing this a few years ago. It’s just so fucking complicated. I don’t even care to try again it was so bad.

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Homopratensis1 2 points ago +3 / -1

It seems to have improved massively in the last 5 years or so. I remember setting up a Linux laptop back in 2003...pretty awful and ended up with a mac. Today it's a different country. You can get a RasberryPi 4 and use your old monitor, mouse, keyboard, and a $15 memory card and be running a decent lightweight personal computer that can do all the basic stuff for under $100 total. It's a small price to pay for actual control of the os. LibreOffice and linux browsers and video players are as good as anything these days.

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slashp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Been on Linux exclusively for 5 years (though been playing with it for ~18ish years), though I would recommend avoiding Ubuntu. I personally like Mint, after years of messing around with Slackware, Gentoo, and Arch I just got super lazy and Mint "just works."

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lifeisahologram 4 points ago +4 / -0

I switched to Ubuntu a couple of years ago and don't miss it.

The only time I encountered a problem, was when I tried to download Civ 3 using Steam, for whatever reason that game in particular is not compatible lol

Now I just gotta fully migrate off the BS mobile OS systems.

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xcube 4 points ago +4 / -0

This came up when I googled "civ 3 linux" https://forums.civfanatics.com/threads/civ-3-on-gnu-linux-with-play-on-linux.614975/ (looks a bit outdated). I don't play any of the Civilization games, but it looks like some people were able to get it to work.

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lifeisahologram 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looking out pede! Thank you, I'll save this link. Been wanting to get into it again.

BTW if you like sim City or star craft, you should try the civ games, very fun and addicting. You can play many different ways, but the satisfaction you get building a nation from nothing (literally cavemen) and taking it to a world power is awesome.

Civ 3 is really outdated graphically, but it's my favorite. Haven't played civ 6 yet though.

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SwampSwan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Luckily, I'm totally allergic to vaccines.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 26 points ago +26 / -0

Posting this without comment.

Then I saw another beast rising out of the earth. ... Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead, so that no one can buy or sell unless he has the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of its name. This calls for wisdom: let the one who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is 666.

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independentbystander 12 points ago +12 / -0

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg

I am not going to submit to a tattoo of any kind, nor be chipped like a pet. Nope!!! SCREW Bill Gates.

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GuerillaYourDreams 7 points ago +7 / -0

ID2020 fits the bill. Pun intended!

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liberalfetchmycoffee 24 points ago +25 / -1

Bill Gates

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Mxm_ctrl 19 points ago +19 / -0

Bill Gates

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King_of_China 7 points ago +14 / -7

Probably intended to be Fauci

(Comment from myself: apparently I made a mistake. It’s bill gates.)

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Crimson_Identity 11 points ago +13 / -2

I upvoted you just because your a pede.

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King_of_China 6 points ago +6 / -0

Long-time pede on reddit since August 2016, well before the election

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IAmNotSuicidal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Money Portals

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keepwinning 19 points ago +19 / -0

VOTER ID > VIRUS ID

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ChicomUberAlles 2 points ago +2 / -0

but that is disenfrenchfries MINORITIES. They don't wear ID. Or know internet. VIRUS ID IS RACIST

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Thenew23rd 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's always the left.

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salvecitizen 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bill watches Bond films and roots for Spectre.

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soyboybetafaggot 2 points ago +2 / -0

on a similar note am i the only one to notice that Jeff Besoz is turning into a weird combo of Ernst Blofeld and Hugo Drax?

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goodguy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fuck you Bill Gates.

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AussieSasquatch76 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Gates of Hell

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 6 points ago +6 / -0

DAMN

(I love it)

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alienjesus 15 points ago +15 / -0

It’s satire dude. The comic is meant to be funny.

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alienjesus 9 points ago +9 / -0

It’s satire dude. The comic is meant to be funny.

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Mexicola1976 1 point ago +1 / -0

You hear that Tone? I said "it's satire dude. The comic is meant to be funny." Heh...

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txladyvoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is one of those times when I'm glad I don't have OnStar.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought the monitor said "Solution" at first. Would have been more apt.

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luke21 4 points ago +4 / -0

Syringe swastika and a death's head. Nice touch.

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GoForMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Right? 5G is bad because it's a shit technology barely distinguishable from 4G LTE 99.9% of the time. Sometimes you stand in the right spot to get the super fast speeds, but those are few and far between. We don't need to make up a bullshit conspiracy theory for it.

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Scuffers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bingo!

We have a winner

/Rant ON/

FFS they never finished rolling out 3G, then embarked on 4G (after calling 3G+ 4G), fucked that up, and now 5G that's got almost zero practical use.

/Rant OFF/

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InterloperKO 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kick up your feet and relax while you're paralyzed for this new fantastic update we think you'll enjoy. Thank you

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Fusion360 3 points ago +3 / -0

80% of people can get by with a Chromebook, the remaining 20% can use Linux Mint.

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Jsmitty112 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any pede know Bill Gates lineage???

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SwampSwan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Here's his dad (doesn't mention who his parents were) who sat on the board of Planned Murderhood. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gates_Sr.

His mother (from a line of Bankers) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Maxwell_Gates

This site is free, has a yuge database of info. I use it quite a bit for family genealogy. https://www.familysearch.org/ If anyone has time, have at it - otherwise I'll get to it at some point but can't say when I'll get the chance.

Here's Bill Gates' mom: https://www.familysearch.org/tree/person/details/L8QF-KMP Her parents and grandparents from both sides are listed. Familysearch doesn't have info on living people but if we knew who Gates paternal grandparents were they'll likely be on there.

It takes some confirmation, ie, vet the source docs as people do make mistakes on occasion, and link documents to the wrong individual.

Edit: Oh shit. Bill Gates is my 11th cousin. His mom and my mom descended from 2 brothers from the same couple in the 1640s, Matthew & Anne Howard.

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FL_Trumpnado 6 points ago +6 / -0

anonymous sources indicate Bill Gates lineage is ............ASSHAT!!!!!!!!!

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NYMAGA1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hello I'm a plumber and i gotta talk to you on how bad the wiring is in your house.....

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BeerPongAmerica 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go fuck yourself, Bill! You can take your vaccine and shove it up your ass!

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MAGA_Aoyoc 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nazi/Gestapo level shit. Gates, get fucked.

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Modus_Pwninz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think so, Bill.

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SheepleMaster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ironically I'll only get the vaccine if it ISN'T mandatory.

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driveshack 2 points ago +2 / -0

no cattle brand for me thanks

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SimplePede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Occultists be saying Abramovic is the leading artist these days, I vote Ben Garrison

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Jimmorrisoninparis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine thinking the Nazis were the bad guys.

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Webasdias 2 points ago +3 / -1

Wait so what exactly is it that he's pushing for? I'm unclear.

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YurtsForTrump 13 points ago +13 / -0

Mandatory vaccinations, Bluetooth chips embedded in the body, basic messiah complex.

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FL_Trumpnado 2 points ago +2 / -0

FUCK BILL GATES

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Birr Gates?! BIRR GATES?!

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Brainz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keep exposing yourselves

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DRKMSTR 1 point ago +1 / -0

It should display antibody presence as a percentage.

So like 99.9, but upside-down since it's important for the user to see it.

Plus they should wear it on their head.

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not_a_shill 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm alright with a vaccine if they develop one. I dont give a fuck shoot me up.

FUCK YOU if i'm wearing some tracker, showing papers, or any other bullshit.

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FforAuthoritarianism 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m guessing he’s going to invest in the cure, I doubt the Id chipping’s going to be pursued. It’s good to have focus on the issue.

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maga_2020 -5 points ago +1 / -6

Lmao what's with all the Bill Gates hate?

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maga_2020 -3 points ago +1 / -4

Yeah haven’t been here in a minute