Constant damage and tears would logically lead to their DNA being damaged and mutated as their ass cells start to rebel and are basically like "PLS STOP FUCKING US".
I've honestly wondered if that's the case. As above, so below? If you're willing to open your most private borders with no regard to its safety, would your cells also carry that will and basically submit to all invaders, shutting down the system?
Kind of like Euros having no regard for who they import and let into their borders, resulting in the invaders taking over their positions of authority because the invaders used their programming against them, while the Euros were too submissive and afraid to react to an infection because God forbid the Immune System offends the disease, right?
The vagina is naturally better at cleaning itself. We also forget the absorption qualities of the rectum. Look at the assholes chugging vodka into their...assholes..
> God smites world; promises never to do it again with rainbow
> Sodomites turn rainbow into symbol of men reaming each other in the ass
> Wave symbol around at parades specifically named after the Devil's vice, the queen of the vices, "PRIDE"
> Men jiggle their disgusting taints in five-year-olds' faces and dress 12-year-old boys up like a catwalk models and have them dancing around while tripped out of their fucking minds
> God: "You know what? Fuck that symbol, have some bat soup motherfuckers"
It was God who declared His creation "Good." It's His creation. He can take that judgment back any time he pleases.
God is perfect and sin is imperfect so when your heart separates from Christ you are distancing yourself from your creator, who still loves you, but will allow you to experience the worldly consequences of your decisions, which tends to be lots of suffering.
Remember when killary felt threatened by this meme and called this green cartoon frog a 'white supremacist'. haha they don't even see how pathetic that is.
First the locusts came, and they came in the billions, hungry and feverish for the rustling, thrush wheat. Then they ate all the wheat, and when the people starved, famine broke out, and boils filled with pus and blood appeared on their skin. Then the locusts died, because there was nothing left to eat. Billions of locusts lay dead on the ground...so the frogs came. Because so many frogs left the Nile, certain types of insects were able to thrive in absence of the them, their eggs and larva turned the rivers red, with blood. Then came the deaths from the famine, taking every first born son, loosely translated from Greek and Hebrew as one son per household.
Old Testament God did not fuck around. Turned people to pillars of salt because he said "do not look back" and what did they do?
all you had to do was not look back, bro.
in all though the Bible is a good read even if you aren't religious. it does slow down in Numbers, but picks back up later on in Bible 2: The New Testament.
2 If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country.
3 The Nile will teem with frogs. They will come up into your palace and your bedroom and onto your bed, into the houses of your officials and on your people, and into your ovens and kneading troughs. 4 The frogs will come up on you and your people and all your officials.’”
8 Pharaoh summoned Moses and Aaron and said, “Pray to the Lord to take the frogs away from me and my people, and I will let your people go to offer sacrifices to the Lord.”
Based Creator.
"Why do we keep getting AIDS and sepsis, I just don't understand!"
I also recently learned that anal sex significantly increases one’s risk of developing anal cancer.
Constant damage and tears would logically lead to their DNA being damaged and mutated as their ass cells start to rebel and are basically like "PLS STOP FUCKING US".
Or their immune system shutting down(AIDS) as that lifestyle is the cause. Its not a disease
I've honestly wondered if that's the case. As above, so below? If you're willing to open your most private borders with no regard to its safety, would your cells also carry that will and basically submit to all invaders, shutting down the system?
Kind of like Euros having no regard for who they import and let into their borders, resulting in the invaders taking over their positions of authority because the invaders used their programming against them, while the Euros were too submissive and afraid to react to an infection because God forbid the Immune System offends the disease, right?
The vagina is naturally better at cleaning itself. We also forget the absorption qualities of the rectum. Look at the assholes chugging vodka into their...assholes..
gotta save $ somehow before the relief check comes
> God smites world; promises never to do it again with rainbow
> Sodomites turn rainbow into symbol of men reaming each other in the ass
> Wave symbol around at parades specifically named after the Devil's vice, the queen of the vices, "PRIDE"
> Men jiggle their disgusting taints in five-year-olds' faces and dress 12-year-old boys up like a catwalk models and have them dancing around while tripped out of their fucking minds
> God: "You know what? Fuck that symbol, have some bat soup motherfuckers"
It was God who declared His creation "Good." It's His creation. He can take that judgment back any time he pleases.
God is perfect and sin is imperfect so when your heart separates from Christ you are distancing yourself from your creator, who still loves you, but will allow you to experience the worldly consequences of your decisions, which tends to be lots of suffering.
He's not wrong. Try eating Tide Pods with a mouthful of amphibians.
That b side slaps hard.
Indeed, it is! K3K has been kind! 🐸👍
Remember when killary felt threatened by this meme and called this green cartoon frog a 'white supremacist'. haha they don't even see how pathetic that is.
Pepe Remembers!!!
PEPPAYYYY
Pepe’s Covfefe mind you. Hahahaha
it's more like green supremacist--any kekistani native could tell her this
Is this actually legit???
Based but....fucking frogs? Just trolling at that point
Can't forget the time in the New Testament where He straight up ended 2 people's lifes for lying to the church, or really any of Christian theology.
Based Jesus. Imagine how much whipping he would do in a sitting session of congress today
Hey, you try overseeing Caananites and see how long you can resist the urge to wipe the ENTIRE planet and start again. 😜
All of this shit the left is doing to our kids with the drag story time shit is 100% pure Caananite-level shit.
the son learned from the father, dont forget Jesus bitch slapped a fucker in a church for cheating the people.
LMAO
Most (all?) of the plagues were representative of different Egyptian gods.
Correction* Moses Took "Israel" out of Egypt . All tribes. Not just Jews.
Jews are a single tribe of Israel. The tribe of Judah. Who come from the fourth son of Jacob. Hence why Jesus was a also a Jew.
The rest of the tribes of Israel were scattered among the conquering nations like Babylon and later Rome.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus+8&version=NIV
I just fact checked it myself. It do be that way.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus+8%3A1-2&version=NIV
Just the facts...
Wait... We're the frogs they're referring to here. We're the fucking frogs now. PLAGUE ON!
OPEN UP!
Can confirm: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus+8&version=NIV
I came here at this moment, just for this!
TY. Did not disappoint.
Thanq
Then let the smitin' begin, ffs!
First the locusts came, and they came in the billions, hungry and feverish for the rustling, thrush wheat. Then they ate all the wheat, and when the people starved, famine broke out, and boils filled with pus and blood appeared on their skin. Then the locusts died, because there was nothing left to eat. Billions of locusts lay dead on the ground...so the frogs came. Because so many frogs left the Nile, certain types of insects were able to thrive in absence of the them, their eggs and larva turned the rivers red, with blood. Then came the deaths from the famine, taking every first born son, loosely translated from Greek and Hebrew as one son per household.
kek
Dear God, I’d like to report Michigan, New York, and California as not letting their people go.
Do it. God. Do it.
Man I am not very religious. But some times I hear stuff like that, and I really have to wonder.
Old Testament God did not fuck around. Turned people to pillars of salt because he said "do not look back" and what did they do?
all you had to do was not look back, bro.
in all though the Bible is a good read even if you aren't religious. it does slow down in Numbers, but picks back up later on in Bible 2: The New Testament.
Needs this
NO, oh NO, NOT FROGS!!!!
Dude, this is coincidental. I just read my son this passage from his kids devotional.
Destroy them with frogs....
Where we frog one, we frog all 🐸
I wish he would smite newsom for being a traitor to the American people ☹️
I am hopeful that we have Michigan style protests here in Oregon! Gov. Kate Brown is terrible!
The Original Kek.
PRAISE KEK!
I'll take frogs over leftists
Let my Pepe go!
SHADILAY!
Thus say the Lord!
😂
Obviously proves Pepe is in the Bible
Rotfl
2 If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country.
3 The Nile will teem with frogs. They will come up into your palace and your bedroom and onto your bed, into the houses of your officials and on your people, and into your ovens and kneading troughs. 4 The frogs will come up on you and your people and all your officials.’”
8 Pharaoh summoned Moses and Aaron and said, “Pray to the Lord to take the frogs away from me and my people, and I will let your people go to offer sacrifices to the Lord.”
Jesus Christ. Jew.
You win the internet today sir