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Exodus 8:1-2 (media.patriots.win)
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Sigma 97 points ago +98 / -1

Based Creator.

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Robert 15 points ago +16 / -1

"Why do we keep getting AIDS and sepsis, I just don't understand!"

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InLimbo 14 points ago +15 / -1

I also recently learned that anal sex significantly increases one’s risk of developing anal cancer.

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Robert 11 points ago +12 / -1

Constant damage and tears would logically lead to their DNA being damaged and mutated as their ass cells start to rebel and are basically like "PLS STOP FUCKING US".

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MySidesGoUp 4 points ago +4 / -0

The vagina is naturally better at cleaning itself. We also forget the absorption qualities of the rectum. Look at the assholes chugging vodka into their...assholes..

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NoSteppy1776 12 points ago +13 / -1

> God smites world; promises never to do it again with rainbow

> Sodomites turn rainbow into symbol of men reaming each other in the ass

> Wave symbol around at parades specifically named after the Devil's vice, the queen of the vices, "PRIDE"

> Men jiggle their disgusting taints in five-year-olds' faces and dress 12-year-old boys up like a catwalk models and have them dancing around while tripped out of their fucking minds

> God: "You know what? Fuck that symbol, have some bat soup motherfuckers"

It was God who declared His creation "Good." It's His creation. He can take that judgment back any time he pleases.

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side_o_beef 5 points ago +5 / -0

God is perfect and sin is imperfect so when your heart separates from Christ you are distancing yourself from your creator, who still loves you, but will allow you to experience the worldly consequences of your decisions, which tends to be lots of suffering.

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