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Harambe 72 points ago +74 / -2

There are more of us than them.

And we have guns.

Sleep tight, cupcake.

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DissenterInChief [S] 41 points ago +41 / -0

Dicks out for Harambe.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 21 points ago +21 / -0

Lemme put it away real quick, so I can bring it back out. For Harambe.

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Ithrowawaay 11 points ago +11 / -0

Related bc you went there: Can you imagine the smell of a gorillas dick?

I bet it’s worse than bigfoot.

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Dr_Falsey 9 points ago +9 / -0

That’s honestly something I’ve never thought of before.

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Ithrowawaay 5 points ago +5 / -0

You are welcome, Doc.

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Dr_Falsey 4 points ago +4 / -0

😂

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HEXEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

SMELL THE GORILLA PENIS BIGOT!

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Ithrowawaay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do I have to?

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Ithrowawaay 2 points ago +2 / -0

His dick tho?

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Batman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well this is awkward... mine was out before you said it was for Harambe.

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Weremoose 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was out for Hamarabe, you just didn't know it

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Webasdias 12 points ago +12 / -0

One man and the voters of the most powerful country the world has ever known.

I'm not worried.

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MAGAnic316 13 points ago +13 / -0

They hate us coz they ain't us

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YeBeTheJudge 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have a history of finding other ways to vote, when paper doesn’t work. A whole plethora of ways.

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MoscowCommie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't let them forget that

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HermitKidd 37 points ago +37 / -0

Dont forget for those of us that arent even american he is a beacon of hope. People around the world are counting on that one man to change the entire world.

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pray_for_kekistan 24 points ago +24 / -0

this is some of my favorite shit right here.

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BoilingEnema 19 points ago +19 / -0

The amount of foreign posters on T_D with similar sentiment always makes me smile.

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TrudeauIsAsshoe 13 points ago +13 / -0

Checking in from Canada. Trump's my hero, and I so greatly admire all of you here for making his presidency possible, and for continuing to keep the ride alive. I fear that my country has gone too far down the shitter to ever be fixed, as even our "right wing" party is full of cucks, but I pray that someday some of what you've got going rubs off on us.

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Deplorable_in_PA 7 points ago +7 / -0

We thought the same thing here before Trump. I think what happened to turn the tide was having Trump in the race and refusing to vote for another RINO cuck even if it meant President Hellary. No more holding one's nose and picking the least awful candidate.

Prior to Trump our Republican party was probably just as cucked as your is now. The GOPe was more than willing to lose winnable elections, stabbed us in the back on immigration, trashed Obama on TV and then made backroom deals with the dems, this list goes on.

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wompwompman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Amen. Thanks to that bastard called Obama, India has been smitten with the whole SJW bullshit. Trigger warnings, safe spaces, microagressions... It's only a matter of time before I start seeing gender pronouns, 52+ genders and sex reassignment operations for kids as young as 7.

Trump is the global figure head for everyone that loves and cherishes life, normalcy and sanity.

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DissenterInChief [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Precisely. I am Canadian, too, but I recognize the importance of the American president when it comes to the direction of the world. I want Trump so badly to annihilate his enemies in any way that he can.

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based_unicorn 11 points ago +11 / -0

Excellent comment, pede. Recently I was video chatting with a couple friends when one of them (a liberal by default type) mentioned that there’s a possibility the country might be shutdown for 2 years until there’s a vaccine. I told her that we wouldn’t have a country in 2 years if that happened. Just a blank stare and change of subject on her end. These people don’t consider the consequences of this economic shutdown and it blows my mind.

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

An economics major or minor should be prerequisite to hold public office, change my mind.

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MoscowCommie 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're running around saying only the billionaires want to get everyone back working. And that the only people affected is big business owners. That's some contortion.

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ADAM_SCHITT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because these cucks on the internet didn't have jobs to begin with.

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JeremiahKassin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Okay. That'll buy us ten seconds before that money's used up. $100 more dollars for every American, maybe. What then?

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bh506407 3 points ago +3 / -0

tax hikes only make businesses move away good manufacturing jobs overseas so they won't have to pay them.

if you want to tax the rich like that, then you need to impose strong tariffs so that businesses stay in the United States. Otherwise, you are just making it harder for middle class Americans to find work.

And when you say tax the rich, you need to be more specific. How much money do you think makes someone rich?

Because all of you "tax the rich" people think that taxing the daylights out of people who make $100k-$500k a year is the answer. It's not. Doctors, Lawyers, and other professionals of that nature are what make up our upper middle class. Taxing them relelntlessly only hurts the middle class further in this country.

The giant international corporations are the people you should really being going after if you want to tax people. However, if you raise their taxes, they will just funnel their money into offshore accounts that the US can't touch. Or they will start "charitable foundations" and other ways in order to become tax exempt. Any way they can launder money, they will.

So really, the answer is not to keep raising taxes til the end of time. Tax for whatever is necessary to keep the government running and able to protect our citizens rights.

Instead of letting giant corporations buy out Congress, they should be going after companies that become too large and monopolistic with Anti-trust laws. That way no one company gains too much influence over the government or the people.

But that's not happening. we have too many politicians that are influenced and paid off by these gigantic corporations that have sent all of their job overseas to make more money off cheap labor.

If you think just raising taxes on the rich is going to build our infrastructure overnight, start thinking about how our government hands out contracts and how much of that tax money gets skimmed off the top to give us a shit product in the end.

the government needs shrunk down, not bloated further and given more power to make sure we are dependent on it.

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ADAM_SCHITT 3 points ago +3 / -0

You want to take away all the property of 33 million Americans? r/communism is that way -->

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bh506407 2 points ago +2 / -0

nothing. that kind of thinking is short-sighted. if you were to completely take everyone's money away and redistribute it, millions of businesses would fall apart overnight.

the economy would be completely destroyed, and we'd be living in mass chaos.

millions would die. a giant power vacuum would be created. and only the most violent and ruthless would be filling that power vacuum. you're asking for a communist revolution and don't even realize it.

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Mexicola1976 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm a staunch supporter of the 1A and 2A (and the Constitution in general). However, I have never been big on guns for myself- I'll defend the right for law abiding Americans to have them- however, this whole fucking completely horseshit pandemic is forcing me to purchase a firearm and prepare for events that I would have given less than a 10% chance of happening, just 8 weeks ago. I now think there's atleast a 60% chance that the shit is going to hit the fan if things don't get better by May. But the way that so many faggots have just embraced this "new normal" makes me think that May is a pipedream.

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MoscowCommie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same man. I defend the 2A, but personally don't want to have one. I borrowed some from one of my friends a few weeks ago though. People's reactions have been fucking creepy.

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1776-or-1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

You borrowed some what? Some 2A? Or some guns? Lol

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MoscowCommie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some guns man.

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cmon man! Pushups outside?

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Dirkstruan313 9 points ago +9 / -0

They want you demoralized. They want everyone demoralized. You are not alone! Stand fast! The sun is rising!

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SharonaZamboni 8 points ago +8 / -0

I love our President and his family. Just the conviction and perseverance is astounding. The derpstate has taken on a mighty opponent.

I pray that our help is sufficient.

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MythArcana 6 points ago +6 / -0

We haven't won until California opens up, and Gruesome Newsom plans to keep us hostage indefinitely.

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Basedkekistani2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why you think our generals got bags?

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Lady_Stallion 5 points ago +6 / -1

I shudder to think of life in 5 years. And no, Pence is NOT the answer.

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fluffmiceter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think someday Don Jr will run for some office. He is very sharp and growing to fit into his dad's shoes.

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wethepepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd be very interested to see a James Woods run

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ChickNorris 1 point ago +1 / -0

He would be an epic follow up to Trump.

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wethepepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right???

He's very much of the same mindset. He's not afraid to troll the hell out of the lefty stiffs. He seems pretty savvy. He was loved by Hollywood and the elite until they black listed him for being conservative/republican and now he seems to love being an outsider

And he doesn't seem to want to be president which i feel gives him bonus points!

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Clay 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shit it’s a pic of me

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xiao_maga_part2 7 points ago +7 / -0

I thought it was me.

I haven't slept consistently well in the last four year because these fuckers can't accept the results of an election.

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Dr_Falsey 8 points ago +8 / -0

Steve Bannon said right after the election, and I’m paraphrasing here, “If you think that the left is going to just give up without a fight because they lost then you’re sadly mistaken.”

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xiao_maga_part2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah I remember that quote and I knew it would get bad, but I didn’t expect it to be this ugly.

Alex Jones said after Trump won, now the real fight begins. Him and Bannon were both over the target.

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Dr_Falsey 4 points ago +4 / -0

People like our enemy don’t dedicate their whole lives to achieving control over us peons just to walk away after they were so close to their final solution.

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xiao_maga_part2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Correct and I’ve lost all sense of empathy for the other side. They want us dead and will stop at nothing to achieve their goal.

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Dr_Falsey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Agree. It’s pretty disturbing how thin the veneer of civility is now. It’s like we’re one well timed virus from finding out who the tyrants are.

Oh wait.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rush Limbaugh said that shit as well

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MuricaQThroatpuncher 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Let's just say we have God on our side. Or at least the next best thing."

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Carleezy1776usa 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ll sleep when I’m dead

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Stoop 4 points ago +4 / -0

A plan so good only God could of created it

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783hz 4 points ago +4 / -0

All that and they still can't convince half of us and never will. That's because their ideology is complete horseshit.

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AdAstraPerAspera 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hilarious because it's true.

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humped2424 3 points ago +3 / -0

Donald trump is a gift from GOD

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Mavdick96 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wholeheartedly believe Donald Trump was selected by God for this job. Almost any other man would’ve cracked from this immense pressure.

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warlord1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure that everybody is too woke now to go back. If something happens to GEOTUS you’d probably see a sudden surge in conservative folks trying to get elected for local civic offices.

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Ebbie8708 4 points ago +4 / -0

They already are!! And these are just normal people.

Case in point

https://mobile.twitter.com/BigAnt_Szn/status/1250630411056754691

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warlord1 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s awesome! I’m glad that guy’s running for AOC’s district. I agree it’s already happening. There’s a huge undercurrent of conservative go-getters that are currently running campaigns for Congress. If something were to happen to Trump? Fuggedaboutit. it’d be an avalanche! Trump inspired the conservative base like no Prez in recent history 🙏

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Norman_F_Dixon 2 points ago +4 / -2

AFTEREARTH / 2013

"Fear is not real.
The only place that fear can exist is in one's thoughts of the future.
It is a product of our imagination causing us to fear things that do
not at present, and may not in the future, ever exist.
That is near insanity.
Do not misunderstand, danger is very real.
But fear is a choice.
We are telling ourselves a story."

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Gyrfalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.” ― Frank Herbert, Dune

“The mind can go either direction under stress—toward positive or toward negative: on or off. Think of it as a spectrum whose extremes are unconsciousness at the negative end and hyperconsciousness at the positive end. The way the mind will lean under stress is strongly influenced by training.” ― Frank Herbert, Dune

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45squared 1 point ago +1 / -0

Goes to show how weak and incompetent they all ade!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +2 / -1

It almost seems unfair. Let's all put one arm behind our backs.

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YourMamma57 1 point ago +1 / -0

And winning on all fronts :)

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FforAuthoritarianism 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s really only China.