Scary thing is how Mike Teevee, Veruca Salt, Augustus Gloop, and Violet Beauregard aren’t that far off from what most people in America are like these days.
They’re characters from the 1971 movie “Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory”, starring Gene Wilder. It holds its own as a movie that’s almost half a century old, and definitely worth watching imo.
holy shit he should do this end of 2nd term and then it turns into a reality show as he exits office. Actually, fuck that idea, let's add a 3rd term for Trump only into the constitution, and not let it apply to any dems. TRUMP 2024
Well, could be true. Heard a news story on the Nick Dipaulo podcast about a guy checking his balance to see if he already had it, but it was $8,000,000 more than expected.
Scary thing is how Mike Teevee, Veruca Salt, Augustus Gloop, and Violet Beauregard aren’t that far off from what most people in America are like these days.
Don't insult my man Gloop. Mr Chad Alpha himself.
P E A K P E F O R M A N C E
Beefcake. Beefcaaaaake!
do it... Do It! DO IIIIT!
I have no idea who any of those people are. There's a Mike TV?
Yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvS3j8VtanM
I think the kid grew up to be Jim Acosta.
Or Mini Mike - hard to say.
Can we do that to Jim Acosta, the next time he says anything?
They’re characters from the 1971 movie “Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory”, starring Gene Wilder. It holds its own as a movie that’s almost half a century old, and definitely worth watching imo.
Which is based on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, a 1964 children's novel by British author Roald Dahl.
This guy reads.
Are they the kids in willy Wonka? Violet was the fat purple chick right
"Violet! You're turning violet!"... Yep ;)
The snozberries taste like snozberries
Violet! You're turning Violet, Violet!
Daddy I want a pony!
Stealing!
You lose!
holy shit he should do this end of 2nd term and then it turns into a reality show as he exits office. Actually, fuck that idea, let's add a 3rd term for Trump only into the constitution, and not let it apply to any dems. TRUMP 2024
But Daddy...I want a Golden ticket NOW!
Yeah Nancy, you've been taking golden tickets every month you've had power.
And we are made to sit with him.
Maybe that will be enough to get Lazy Ass Uncle Joe out of his basement.
“Unfortunately, he put all five golden tickets in a stimulus envelope addressed to Jim Acosta.”
You lose Jim! Good day, sir!
My gosh, this is the greatest thing ever! 😄 I wish he would! 😄
P.S. I love that movie so much. 🍫🍭🍬❤
🎶don't care how, I want it now🎶
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Jerry Nadler swiped the Three-Course Dinner Gum.
He’s playing the parts of all of the oompa loompas.
I fucking well knew fauci was an oompa loompa
The Golden Ticket gets you a chance to talk to shit on the Press at one of the Wuhan Virus briefings! Reeeeeeee!
I heard one special ticket holder will be given the keys to the MAGA factory!
Shhh, I got a golden ticket, but it is signed "Melania".
:)
Nah, they all went to Jim Acosta.
Well, could be true. Heard a news story on the Nick Dipaulo podcast about a guy checking his balance to see if he already had it, but it was $8,000,000 more than expected.
There must be something up with that 8mil, two other people got 8MM also.
I swear I just saw Slugworth outside my house
Okay, I'm going to ask you something, and I want you to be honest.
What is a pallet?
“HEY! HEY! IDIOT!!”
“Start over”
😂😂😂
Why not give five $1,000,000 tickets out of a 2 trillion dollar spending bill?
Because that's what Biden would have done except both checks would have gone to his son