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Sigma 72 points ago +72 / -0

Scary thing is how Mike Teevee, Veruca Salt, Augustus Gloop, and Violet Beauregard aren’t that far off from what most people in America are like these days.

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Major_Nutt 18 points ago +18 / -0

Don't insult my man Gloop. Mr Chad Alpha himself.

P E A K P E F O R M A N C E

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Sigma 17 points ago +18 / -1

Beefcake. Beefcaaaaake!

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SirPokeSmottington 1 point ago +2 / -1

There has got to be an internet video of him eating the chocolate river, but no way would I ever Google that.

do it... Do It! DO IIIIT!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 10 points ago +10 / -0

I have no idea who any of those people are. There's a Mike TV?

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Necrovoter 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvS3j8VtanM

I think the kid grew up to be Jim Acosta.
Or Mini Mike - hard to say.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we do that to Jim Acosta, the next time he says anything?

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Sigma 7 points ago +7 / -0

They’re characters from the 1971 movie “Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory”, starring Gene Wilder. It holds its own as a movie that’s almost half a century old, and definitely worth watching imo.

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realJohnMiller 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which is based on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, a 1964 children's novel by British author Roald Dahl.

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SirPokeSmottington 1 point ago +2 / -1

Which is based on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, a 1964 children's novel by British author Roald Dahl.

This guy reads.

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China_virus_Maga 7 points ago +7 / -0

Are they the kids in willy Wonka? Violet was the fat purple chick right

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Feelsgoodman 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Violet! You're turning violet!"... Yep ;)

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JaevlaSkit 4 points ago +4 / -0

The snozberries taste like snozberries

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Violet! You're turning Violet, Violet!

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Pepehands 2 points ago +2 / -0

Daddy I want a pony!

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newchina 11 points ago +11 / -0

Stealing!

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wethepepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

You lose!

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shtpostinalotofmemes 20 points ago +20 / -0

holy shit he should do this end of 2nd term and then it turns into a reality show as he exits office. Actually, fuck that idea, let's add a 3rd term for Trump only into the constitution, and not let it apply to any dems. TRUMP 2024

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IHeartMyDoggy 18 points ago +19 / -1

But Daddy...I want a Golden ticket NOW!

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah Nancy, you've been taking golden tickets every month you've had power.

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VetforTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

And we are made to sit with him.

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kono_hito_wa 11 points ago +12 / -1

Maybe that will be enough to get Lazy Ass Uncle Joe out of his basement.

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cubsrule31 9 points ago +9 / -0

“Unfortunately, he put all five golden tickets in a stimulus envelope addressed to Jim Acosta.”

You lose Jim! Good day, sir!

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PaigeAshley 9 points ago +9 / -0

My gosh, this is the greatest thing ever! 😄 I wish he would! 😄

P.S. I love that movie so much. 🍫🍭🍬❤

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Feelsgoodman 4 points ago +4 / -0

🎶don't care how, I want it now🎶

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CaptainChrisPBacon 8 points ago +9 / -1

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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nazereth1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Jerry Nadler swiped the Three-Course Dinner Gum.

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Hckyhillbilly 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’s playing the parts of all of the oompa loompas.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

I fucking well knew fauci was an oompa loompa

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BrewSwillis 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Golden Ticket gets you a chance to talk to shit on the Press at one of the Wuhan Virus briefings! Reeeeeeee!

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Tranny_Fluid 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard one special ticket holder will be given the keys to the MAGA factory!

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phibetared 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shhh, I got a golden ticket, but it is signed "Melania".

:)

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Lykanthrocide 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, they all went to Jim Acosta.

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-Lumenatra 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, could be true. Heard a news story on the Nick Dipaulo podcast about a guy checking his balance to see if he already had it, but it was $8,000,000 more than expected.

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SirPokeSmottington 0 points ago +1 / -1

There must be something up with that 8mil, two other people got 8MM also.

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Zippythekid 1 point ago +1 / -0

I swear I just saw Slugworth outside my house

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HumbleMemeFarmer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Okay, I'm going to ask you something, and I want you to be honest.

What is a pallet?

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WhitePowerRanger [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

“HEY! HEY! IDIOT!!”

“Start over”

😂😂😂

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Realist79 -4 points ago +2 / -6

Why not give five $1,000,000 tickets out of a 2 trillion dollar spending bill?

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123breadman 3 points ago +4 / -1

Because that's what Biden would have done except both checks would have gone to his son