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deleted 51 points ago +51 / -0
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Afeazo 8 points ago +9 / -1

But I live in muh liberal large city so that $1,200 won’t even cover a fraction of the $3,800 a month I pay in rent for my studio apartment

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drsowells1fan 6 points ago +6 / -0

That I share with my two roommates...and I'm 37.

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Merks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do yourself a favor.

Move.

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BoughtByBloomberg 36 points ago +36 / -0

They've been begging for him to step on them harder for like 3 weeks now.

"Come on Daddy Trump! Why won't you weld me inside my apartment and implant me with a vaccine chip!"

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IcculusBased9 [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

Blows my mind. There is an undeniable and underlying, yet perceptible, theme of sexual deviancy in almost everything they think and do.

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WU_HAN_FRU 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's the truth.

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KekistanPM 19 points ago +19 / -0

They were never properly taught civics and world history, and they've never been falsely imprisoned or lived under communism/dictatorship.

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BoughtByBloomberg 12 points ago +13 / -1

I truly believe a "federal service" or something would greatly benefit people. We can cut out 2 years of useless high school and have 16-18 spent on doing internships in different institutions.

A nice side effect is people would be so sick of government by that point they'd vote for less any time.

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bitterbut_true 6 points ago +6 / -0

And University should be completely and utterly FREE. Not only that its undergrad students should get a 'double dole'; a reasonable basic living wage. Post grad students should get considerably more.

The only sticking point...you'd need a SCHOLARSHIP to get in.

That means only THE CREAM can go to University. You could therefore wipe out THREE QUARTERS of the current tertiary institutions with their dingo degrees. They don't do anything anyway and waste years of young peoples' lives. You'd save billions on yr 'education' budget. No more grifter con artist 'professors' either; the standards could be ramped way up. Yes the remaining Universities with their 'scholarship entrants' would be elite places. BUT...making it into University would be something to be proud of. University graduates would be genuinely special, respected and QUALIFIED. Wouldn't that be a good thing? Nowadays ANYONE can get in; even the village idiots.

Btw the last two years of high school wouldn't be so useless if they WEEDED OUT the poorly performing students. Back in the day...50 years ago; you wouldn't make it past Form Four (Year 10/aged 15) unless you passed the 'tests' each term'. So you want a shot at University??...well that meant getting into Year 12 which meant passing the Year 11 exams which were TOUGH (i.e Maths 1 and 2; physics and chemistry).

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BoughtByBloomberg 4 points ago +4 / -0

A completely taxpayer funded university system that has a limited number of seats based on the projected need for specialists that selects students based on merit.

Bringing back actual apprenticeships would be a boon to.

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bitterbut_true 3 points ago +3 / -0

In Australia, the University system up until 1972 was perfect. You had to pay to get in; and there was no living wage. That meant only the rich kids could afford to pay (well, their parents did)...BUT there were hundreds of Commonwealth Scholarships for the talented 'poor' kids to get in. These scholarships were like a gold pass; payed for everything. So only the richest and/or SMARTEST kids went to Uni...yes it was obviously not the perfect system; but far more streamlined than whats operating today.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd wager that somewhere between 65%-85% of young people do not need to go to college to make a good living for themselves and would be far better placed learning trades/skills. The public school to college pipeline for everyone is such an unbelievable scam and detriment to our nation. I know that I had the intellect for the college education I received, but beyond getting my first professional job, my degree has done nothing for me. If I could go back, I would've learned a skill or joined the military instead of going to college. Public schools simply do not teach alternatives to college, so our colleges have become as shitty and useless as our public schools. It's so sad to see.

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bitterbut_true 3 points ago +3 / -0

I reckon I learned nothing 'new' at high school; apart from some flimsy calculus and probability. Waste of 6 years. The core of everything i really 'knew' that was important, and would serve me in life (i.e reading, writing and arithmetic) was achieved in primary school. Like you I wished I'd left school at 15 and got a trade; or joined the army (pipe band regiment)...as a start.

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IcculusBased9 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Australian?

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bitterbut_true 2 points ago +2 / -0

Affirmative.

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IcculusBased9 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you have some good ideas.

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bitterbut_true 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cheers matey.

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WU_HAN_FRU 4 points ago +4 / -0

Their knowledge of things like U.S. civics, history, economics, arithmetic: It's all very selective.

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Ithrowawaay 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had it out with my high school civics teacher about Kavanaugh on facebook.

This mfer taught ME civics, the bill of rights, and due process and was shilling for Ford.

Shame, I enjoyed his course and him as a person.

Cancelled FB as a result.

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V43_of_ii_dim 12 points ago +12 / -0

So how long before we create a TrumpBucksBot to keep BrickBot company? Imagine Quad Bricks of Trump Bucks. Devs gonna make it rain!

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IcculusBased9 [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dear God in Heaven please make that shit happen.

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axrevolutionai 2 points ago +2 / -0

pepepal, covfefemo, and trumpcashapp! sign me up

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Lykanthrocide 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dems: "But I thought you guys hated government handouts"

I see this nonsense all over the place...

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jda70 6 points ago +7 / -1

Same.

"But I thought Trumptards don't like Socialism!!!!"

Left wingers are fucking low IQ

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Lykanthrocide 5 points ago +5 / -0

Context is a foreign concept to these people.

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Aquamine-Amarine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. They're morons. None of us are naive, we know where this money is coming from. Taxes that were collected from us. And it's being given BACK to us, which is a great thing. Now the government can't piss it away overseas. We get to use OUR money to pay our bills and feed our families.

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Lolwhur18789 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’re literally describing what socialism is but it’s ok if Trump does it? I’m confused.

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WhenInTheCourseOf 0 points ago +1 / -1

As someone who is signing these checks but not receiving one, I hope you will understand my having a different perspective on this.

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etnguyen03 8 points ago +9 / -1

Stickied in 5 minutes!

MODS = GODS

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IcculusBased9 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can confirm.

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Johnfox13 8 points ago +8 / -0

TrumpBucks going towards an AR15

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Trythisagain 3 points ago +3 / -0

When are the bucks released?

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IcculusBased9 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

In progress as we speak. Some have received, others await.

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ChuckieG 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got mine two days ago. Definitely going towards an AR 15.

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Mr_Beanths 6 points ago +6 / -0

President Trump is the only politician to actually follow through with his word.

If people who have been voting for Dems for the past 40+ years realize their votes have been wasted, they may never go back to them.

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FforAuthoritarianism 5 points ago +5 / -0

Doors are open, the dems can change haha

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NOTWOKE 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice touch with the pussy hat

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if_if_if_if_if_if_if 4 points ago +4 / -0

🌶 🌶 So spicy!! 🌶 🌶

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AlphaNathan 4 points ago +4 / -0

why does he have nipples on his head?

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Necrostic 3 points ago +3 / -0

My Bernie supporting sibling is suddenly very concerned with the cost of this stimulus to the taxpayer.

And don't get me started on his hysteria over Trump's name being on the physical checks.

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sagebrushfire 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was the one dropped on his head.

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IcculusBased9 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll be arriving all week,

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

In todays meme war news: how to make communists into budget hawks!

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IcculusBased9 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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Fredo_Cuomo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Democrats are like an annoying wife in a stale marriage - bitch to their stupid friend all fucking day how "I can do more than make sammichs!" - then every night at 9:45pm they're laying spread eagle on the bed. Only to wake up tomorrow to make more sammichs.

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is SUGAR NAZI to you sir.

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Flexo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought this was about George Soros until I read the comments

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IcculusBased9 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That does work, doesn't it? Good eye man. Nimble.

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Riggs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Being a 24 y/o trying to save up for a house, It sucks not qualifying for this. Ive lived away from home since 2016 but my parents insisted on claiming me on taxes becausw they helped with my last semester of college. Boy i didnt know i was going to be screwed this bad. I would've rather taken a loan.

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BidenSmellsKids 1 point ago +1 / -0

gets $1200 in bank

hot damn!!

buys 5 xbox games, 1 hooker, cocaine, weed, henny

gets arrested

got dayng whyte peepeeple