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marsajane1949 25 points ago +25 / -0

You should send a text back saying "So I can't get help if I'm male and straight? That's discrimination and sexist, so I'm filling a complaint and a lawsuit".

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JimmyNelson 21 points ago +21 / -0

Settle for millions.

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SBOJ_JOBS 5 points ago +6 / -1

White male is not a protected group. Sorry you lose.

Become "female". Enjoy the benefits. You can always become male again when it is advantageous to do so. Don't even change your appearance or behavior and declare yourself a woman for the purposes of that program. If they deny you then, hire a lawyer.

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canadianhere 10 points ago +11 / -1

Get some of that money. Refer to yourself as a "+" because that includes straight.

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AlohaChris 9 points ago +9 / -0

Whelp, looks like I caught teh gay.

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Harambe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bro this is free money. Apply twice, once as your self-identified woman side, and again as your straight male + side

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AlohaChris 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tell them you’re a trans woman who is male presenting right now and you need the money for surgery and hormones.

Show up in a dress and heels for added affect.

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JimmyNelson 4 points ago +4 / -0

How is this not discrimination?

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 3 points ago +3 / -0

Email back saying you're having a transgender identity crisis and need cash ASAP

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Seabring 1 point ago +1 / -0

And then the cash will help resolve that.

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AllAmericanAdonis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why the hell did you black out the guilty parties e-mail address before posting it onto the internet?

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Aeronomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

So wait, they're assuming that all the people who are not white men need help. You should really ask them about that.

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Pepedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess you're gay now.... be gay, pede, be gay.

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donalds_stones 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd apply as an attack helicopter.

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grad16uc 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm a little surprised they didn't specify straight minority men as well.

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rossagesausage 1 point ago +1 / -0

WTF is "IA"? Alphabet community needs to chill.

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Chochlik 5 points ago +5 / -0

Inquisitors and arbitrators --similar to Judge Dread but more fabulous

I hope I'm not around when hang person or axeperson are added

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usdodsgssog 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤦‍♂️

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katsumi27 1 point ago +1 / -0

What’s the I and A for?

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Wess-mantooth 1 point ago +1 / -0

The same people who are constantly and at all times getting government help in a multitude of ways